ODanksta
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Naw, she is my ex... She just likes the dank.. she is actually pretty down to earth.. now her sister has a boob job, blonde and a gold digger... . But she is even hotter
The Beard Thread
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Pinworm
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That dude is handsome. His plants make my wiener swell with pride.
dannyboy602
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If we combined some of these threads we could have a bearded dick covered with bacon thread....yeah im reachin..but its late and ive had a little too much wine
Pinworm
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Pink wine makes me slutty and giggly too!
Smells like Kevin Bacon's beard in here....
(Your new sig is lols)
Steve French
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I grew a beard this last month and a bit. Shaved er off yesterday for some idiotic reason or another. Couldn't recognize the fellow in the mirror afterwards, he looked like he had aids with that pale and thin face.
Yessica...
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Got bored with the Beard game, these will have to do!
How's everyone's face pubes going?
SwarthySchlong
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Mine was going pretty strong for a year straight, no blades. Cut it when i started school and realized it probably scares chicks & my,mustache kept getting in my mouth.
bluntmassa1
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This pole makes me feel better 10 other guys have a small wiener. 
And yeah beards suck I get my fur not even half an inch long I'm itchy as a bastard its horrible.
And yeah beards suck I get my fur not even half an inch long I'm itchy as a bastard its horrible.SwarthySchlong
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Tats on darker folks is cool. The black ink compliments the brown skin. I never understood gauges on you lighter folks.
Yessica...
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Sorry about the lack of racial diversity in this "dude shirtless selfie" series...
But looks like it's usually just gay white dudes.
What do you think of their BEARDS?
Indagrow
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Never got the gauges either, interesting that I don't see many or any black people with gauges.. Is that a white thing?
Yeah we will have to agree to disagree on the tats, from an artistic standpoint the work gets lost on the canvas that's just me
I'm also racist tho that may have something to do with it?
Yeah we will have to agree to disagree on the tats, from an artistic standpoint the work gets lost on the canvas that's just me
I'm also racist tho that may have something to do with it?
SwarthySchlong
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Non of those guys have neards,,,,?
Yessica...
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Come on now, my jokes aren't as funny if I keep havin' to SPLain 'em...
I just meant it's silly to have a muscle shot in a beard thread.
Do you even lift bro?
SwarthySchlong
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Hahaha dude gauges came about from African [and Asian tribalism], which is why they are taboo because they don't correspond with Eurocentric ideation. So it's definitely not a white thing.
Black ink gets lost on the canvas?,,,,, Lol I guess it depends on how dark the person is.
Yea u being racist may have something to do with it. But don't worry, you're not the first racist person to infer such ideals. Definitely not the first racist person I met irl. I think racist ppl are hilarious ftr.
"Damn naggers gonna taint ar wiminz with those ther huge gigantic ape dix flopping all over the place. Dam rap music and swarthy skin. I hate you"
Meanwhile:
(check out the beard)
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SwarthySchlong
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Mussle shot? It was unintential. All of the pics in my phone are shirtless. Hell im shirtless right now. I really dislike wearing clothes.
Matter of fact, every time i see a chick with a sick body, im like "fuck these puritanical ideals; human female nudity should be the norm"
Then i think the contrary when i see a slop-bodied ogre
Yessica...
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WIN!
Here's mine..
Thank you very much for not taking a selfie that looks like Buffalo Bill. Unlike some people round here...
(wink)