The Beard Thread

[SwarthySchlong]

WIN!

Thank you very much for not taking a selfie that looks like Buffalo Bill. Unlike some people round here...

(wink)

buffalo bill - cross dressed with dilly tucked?

 

[Yessica...]

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Man i really would like to be an actor

 

[Yessica...]

Man i really would like to be an actor

Gay porn?

 

[dannyboy602]

And I have a feeling he's got the goods for it.

Gay porn?

 

[Yessica...]

And I have a feeling he's got the goods for it.

And the attitude. I think this is the reason we are ALL here.

To get Simba into the porn industry.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Nah men never did it for me. I'll get in the porn industry though. That's my dream job actually. Make a name for myself as a camwhore, partnered up with a chick. I fit an untapped niche: young handsome black fit war vet hippie. (I can also pull off an Arabic look [i have a keffiyeh and kidora] or Caribbean) Ppl want to watch me fuck. I'll fuck in front of people. I dont care.

 

[panhead]

I'm curious about what a sweedish oriental beerds would look like. Sworiental beerds.

Haha silly shit but it does bring back memories from the 70's , a friend of mine is half Japanese & half black , we called each other Bro back then & he got the nickname of Aso Bro another dude i know had a lump on his temple the size of a golf ball & refused to have it lanced so we nicknamed him Tumor , we still call them by those names today .

I just shaved my beard off the other day , it had been growing about 2 years & was about 18 inches long ,i was itching my ass off , i let it go for allmost 5 yrs before & it was close to my belly button , i had a mowhawk hair cut too .

 

[Yessica...]

Never got the gauges either, interesting that I don't see many or any black people with gauges.. Is that a white thing?

You mean like stretched ears? Or is this a "Price Albert" discussion?

I don't know what it was about stretched ears in my mid 20's, but Daaaaaaaaamn. I'd say for a solid 4 years, the only guys I thought were hot had strechers.

Then Emo got really really annoying, and I grew up a little.

But, 10 years ago - I would have FUCKED THE NARDS out of any one of these dudes...



Now I feel like they probably steal their mom's eyeliner, and give bologna-handjobs to their best "buddy" Steve.

 

[Indagrow]

Hahaha dude gauges came about from African [and Asian tribalism], which is why they are taboo because they don't correspond with Eurocentric ideation. So it's definitely not a white thing.

Black ink gets lost on the canvas?,,,,, Lol I guess it depends on how dark the person is.

Yea u being racist may have something to do with it. But don't worry, you're not the first racist person to infer such ideals. Definitely not the first racist person I met irl. I think racist ppl are hilarious ftr.

"Damn naggers gonna taint ar wiminz with those ther huge gigantic ape dix flopping all over the place. Dam rap music and swarthy skin. I hate you"


Meanwhile: View attachment 3394581 (check out the beard)

Whoa I'm not backwoods racist, I'm more like that girl is pretty but if you're inferring you fucked her I somehow think less of her now? And Asians can't drive, and white people are successful.

But everyone's an individual and I will judge the as so face to face

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Whoa I'm not backwoods racist, I'm more like that girl is pretty but if you're inferring you fucked her I somehow think less of her now? And Asians can't drive, and white people are successful.

But everyone's an individual and I will judge the as so face to face

Bruh racism all boils down to sex anyways from any perspective; no one wants to see "their white women" get destroyed by BBC. It deprecates their worth somehow. I spoke to many white women about this, then shortly thereafter realized it was quite obvious. Some kind of sex/cock envy thing. Pretty retarded imo.

Ok buddy. White people are successful....... Hahahaha that's the funniest thing I've read all day.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Are u one of those guys who post that racist filth in the comments section on porn sites?

" I can't believe she let that ape put his infected dick inside her. She disgusts me"

*View porno vid with same chick in a threesome with white dudes*

"I fuckin love her. She's the most hottest chick. At 12:43 she rides him perfectly with her pretty pussy"

Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha

Always cracks me up when i see this

 

[panhead]

Happy robots that walk around saying, oh "life is fine". lol. They're stupid or they're lying. Usually both.. They ignore disasters and say that life is great, smile smile smile, way too burnt out to see their lives are fucked. "Go with the flow" lol FUCK that! Writing horrible music about quiet and peace, claiming "no possessions" but still take all they can....idk hooka, I fucking hate people like that. I don't care what that makes me.

The coolest hippy ever & he wrote songs about rammin it up the poop chute , my dick is a Harley , girls fuckin brief cases with fountian pens dangling out their assholes

This is hippy music , The Briefcase Boogie , its got milk squirting tittys , hard core vag destruction & anal abuse all rolled up in one .

 

[dannyboy602]

You mean like stretched ears? Or is this a "Price Albert" discussion?

I don't know what it was about stretched ears in my mid 20's, but Daaaaaaaaamn. I'd say for a solid 4 years, the only guys I thought were hot had strechers.

Then Emo got really really annoying, and I grew up a little.

But, 10 years ago - I would have FUCKED THE NARDS out of any one of these dudes...

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Now I feel like they probably steal their mom's eyeliner, and give bologna-handjobs to their best "buddy" Steve.

Girlfriend I like ur taste in men. Lets talk about it over mannie peddies someday

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Wata a peddies?

 

[Indagrow]

Are u one of those guys who post that racist filth in the comments section on porn sites?

" I can't believe she let that ape put his infected dick inside her. She disgusts me"

*View porno vid with same chick in a threesome with white dudes*

"I fuckin love her. She's the most hottest chick. At 12:43 she rides him perfectly with her pretty pussy"

Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha

Always cracks me up when i see this

You post comments on porn sites?



That's fucked up.

 

[Yessica...]

THIS:

You post comments on porn sites?



That's fucked up.

 

[Indagrow]

My apologies for not flexing in a mirror, I'm an attention whore.

 

[Yessica...]

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My apologies for not flexing in a mirror, I'm an attention whore.

You're topless man flexing selfie has a beard in it!

Gross!

 

[Yessica...]

Girlfriend I like ur taste in men. Lets talk about it over mannie peddies someday

I have been looking over the EMO dudes pictures I posted, and DAMn, think I still have a soft spot for those emotionally-in-touch fuckers.

Are there even emo bars anymore? Hipster is kinda the new emo, I think? I don't know, Thunder Bay isn't always hip with the times.

They probably just hang out at gay bars now. Which is wicked - because I fucking love the gays!