playallnite
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Never break more than one law at a time.
The best advice you ever got?
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Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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When picking up hookers, tell them you're only interested in nude photos, undercover cops will never agree to this, because its legal.
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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Should you get a flat tire, take a photograph o nyour phone and save it, use it as an excuse to get out of bullshit situations.
Eclypse
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Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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Don't bother trying to understan dhow.women think, women understand how women think and they can't stand one another.
If your woman says to you "do whatever you want", DONT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
If you plan on letting your girldfriend move into your home, hide all your valuable and guy stuff, she will try to get rid of them. This is also true if you plan on breaking up with said woman.
If your woman says to you "do whatever you want", DONT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
If you plan on letting your girldfriend move into your home, hide all your valuable and guy stuff, she will try to get rid of them. This is also true if you plan on breaking up with said woman.
Ninjabowler
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...my old red neck boss,
" Fuckem all but six, save them for paullbearers "
" Fuckem all but six, save them for paullbearers "
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"You don't want to eat that." cn
ClaytonBigsby
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This pearl from my mom....
Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed.
Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed.
Zaehet Strife
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Fallow your heart. -Father
Your life is what you make it. -Brother
Always think original thoughts. -Mother
Your life is what you make it. -Brother
Always think original thoughts. -Mother
Hepheastus420
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"keep on keeping on"
"life's a garden, dig it"
"life's a garden, dig it"
Nutes and Nugs
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Don't get married.
Fungus Gnat
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"Get a gun, shoot yourself in the foot, go home."
dababydroman
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"its better to be quiet and look like an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove your an idiot"