The best advice you ever got?

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gioua

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Granny weed said:
This is what my mum used to say to me all the time I could never understand why, I do now!
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it's what we tell out kids daily.. I have told my DD since birth.. when she is 18 she has to join the Nunery.. and were not catholic..
told my son be careful..



another gem I was told..

with boys you worry about one penis.
with girls you worry about them all..
 
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joe macclennan

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A good friend used to say "life is short eat your desert first" It turns out he was right he tragically was killed in a car accident @ 23.
 
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gioua

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I was 7 when this came out.. best advice ever..

I was 7 hellooooo

[video=youtube;1M6MS-qBgqg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M6MS-qBgqg[/video]
 
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joe macclennan

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I can't believe I am the first to say it.

To quote Frank Lopez

Rule #1 Never underestimate THE OTHER GUYS GREED!

Rule #2 Don't get high off your own supply!

Sometimes ppl don't follow all the rules tho huh?:joint:
 
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minnesmoker

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The worst advice I got was from my divorce lawyer, he said "Next time, bullets and backhoes are cheaper than divorce lawyers."

I think "Act human" ... my mom told that to me when I was young.
 
Eclypse

Eclypse

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When I first started out my buddy told me..

Listen to your plants, they will tell you what they need.
 
Mookjong

Mookjong

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"Never trust someone that lies to you, Never lie to someone that trusts you."

"If you stand on a street corner and ask 100 women if they wanna fuck, your gonna get slapped 99 times, but all you need is 1." Great sales advice (I'd love to get this in better words)

When you think life sucks, someone always has it worse. Think of the starving children in 3rd world countries.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
 
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minnesmoker

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gioua said:
it's what we tell out kids daily.. I have told my DD since birth.. when she is 18 she has to join the Nunery.. and were not catholic..
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Ummm, a nunery is middle english slang for a whore house... You should be telling them they're going to join a CONVENT...

Just sayin'! :bigjoint:
 
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