The CHICK DEN

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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! Now this guy is never ever going to shut up.He's gonna go on and on about how failure is not an option, his dick is made of 24 karat gold,he's a manly he man manly man, dammit, and you better recognize that he's in charge.If your gorgeous woman loves you so much...shut up and go fuck her! And cling tight, man, cuz that's all youre gonna get. Quick impression of sally during sex. SALLY:"OOOH yeah, baby, I know you like that, you don't have to tell me, I already know you like it.Yeah, you're riding the sallygreen now, baby, tell your friends!Yeah, lookit, my balls are as smooth as hardboiled eggs!Get ready, I'm gonna play with your clit now. Brace yourself!YEAH! There it is baby, my sexy finger on your hotspot...wanna tell me thank you?What's that youre trying to say?" WOMAN:"Sally, that's the fucking light switch you're flicking." SALLY:"AND I LOOK SO SEXAAAAY DOIN' IT!"
sallygreen said:
I don't consider myself a guru. I don't always have the perfect thing to say, I'm not always funny, but I do have one quality that most men don't possess anymore: I act like a man. I am a man, first and foremost, And as a man, I do what I want and stand by what I do. Sure, Im hott but I dont consider myself an attractive man. Yet I have a gorgeous woman who is head over heels in love with me, and others who want my attention and are just as good looking. I'm confident in what I do. When girls are around me, they know that I am in charge. I am not lead around, nor am I pushed around, because I am the man, and whatever girl I am with is with me, not the other way around. Most importantly, I treat the woman I am with positive, I am a gentleman, but I just never allow her to be the dominant one. This world is full of metrosexuals, feminism, political correctness and you decide to attack me because I act like I was born to act: a man. I thought that since I have the nuts to do this, women would be grateful for a man who has what men are no longer providing.
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Lacy

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I dunno. Probably someone wif multiple handles.:roll:...thinking they are funny.

So.....ummm... I am assuming its a guy. :evil:


Men!! pfft. Who the fook gets 'em?
Chiceh said:
Maybe he is gay and is comfortable in "The Chick Den", I dunno, lol. :mrgreen::peace:
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tipsgnob

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oh...this is a female thread? I thought it was...you know like KFC or something...I love fried chicken.....
 
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korvette1977

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sallygreen said:
I don't consider myself a guru. I don't always have the perfect thing to say, I'm not always funny, but I do have one quality that most men don't possess anymore: I act like a man. I am a man, first and foremost, And as a man, I do what I want and stand by what I do. Sure, Im hott but I dont consider myself an attractive man. Yet I have a gorgeous woman who is head over heels in love with me, and others who want my attention and are just as good looking. I'm confident in what I do. When girls are around me, they know that I am in charge. I am not lead around, nor am I pushed around, because I am the man, and whatever girl I am with is with me, not the other way around. Most importantly, I treat the woman I am with positive, I am a gentleman, but I just never allow her to be the dominant one. This world is full of metrosexuals, feminism, political correctness and you decide to attack me because I act like I was born to act: a man. I thought that since I have the nuts to do this, women would be grateful for a man who has what men are no longer providing.
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YOU MUST BE ON GLUE
Damn Bro you were taught all the WRONG THINGS ...
A relationship is 50%-50%.... anything else and its doomed to fail. I wonder who told you that you were so great , they must be a peon of a person. A woman is a human being, You are no better than one .. A truly stable relationship there is no dominance (except maybe in the bedroom).. I bet that you walk around like your shit dont stink . well pal besides the fact that you treat women like they are BENEATH you , and you are Such a "Pretty Boy" I hope that one day one comes along lets you abuse her for a little while . and then just "SNAPS" and sprays you down with lighter fluid or rubbing alcohol. and sets your ass on fire .... I bet it would be funny watching your "pretty boy looks " and outer beauty "go up in smoke" maybe it might bring you down here . where all us "normal" folks are ......
 
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Oh Korvette!!!!
Can I rep you over and over????:hump::hump::hump:
korvette1977 said:
YOU MUST BE ON GLUE
Damn Bro you were taught all the WRONG THINGS ...
A relationship is 50%-50%.... anything else and its doomed to fail. I wonder who told you that you were so great , they must be a peon of a person. A woman is a human being, You are no better than one .. A truly stable relationship there is no dominance (except maybe in the bedroom).. I bet that you walk around like your shit dont stink . well pal besides the fact that you treat women like they are BENEATH you , and you are Such a "Pretty Boy" I hope that one day one comes along lets you abuse her for a little while . and then just "SNAPS" and sprays you down with lighter fluid or rubbing alcohol. and sets your ass on fire .... I bet it would be funny watching your "pretty boy looks " and outer beauty "go up in smoke" maybe it might bring you down here . where all us "normal" folks are ......
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pandabear

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tipsgnob said:
oh...this is a female thread? I thought it was...you know like KFC or something...I love fried chicken.....
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me too i thought they had some fried chicken up in here:mrgreen:




hey sally how big is your dick?:mrgreen:


cant wait to here his responce to that one:blsmoke:


mines about as big as a babies arm:mrgreen:


i had a friend who always used to say his dick was as crooked as a roach leg:spew:


id always think to myself? how gross do u have to be to compare your dick to a roach leg?:spew:
 
Stoney McFried

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Maybe some chick sprayed it with raid once....
pandabear said:
me too i thought they had some fried chicken up in here:mrgreen:




hey sally how big is your dick?:mrgreen:


cant wait to here his responce to that one:blsmoke:


mines about as big as a babies arm:mrgreen:


i had a friend who always used to say his dick was as crooked as a roach leg:spew:


id always think to myself? how gross do u have to be to compare your dick to a roach leg?:spew:
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............................:roll:
pandabear said:
me too i thought they had some fried chicken up in here:mrgreen:




hey sally how big is your dick?:mrgreen:yeah. we are all dying to know.

NOT!! :|





cant wait to here his responce to that one:blsmoke:


mines about as big as a babies arm:mrgreen:............lets see;)

So if your dick is that big perhaps you could take one for the group and use it to shut him the **** up. :hump: We know you'd like it too;)






Stoney McFried said:
Maybe some chick sprayed it with raid once....
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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korvette1977

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Sallys girl ;;; Oh baby give me 12'' and make it hurt ..


Sally;;; looking down at his 3'' cock .. trying to figure it out .... He finally comes up with it ... So he fuck's her 4 times and slaps her ...................
 
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Awww:hug:
korvette1977 said:
Im just a Normal guy who has respect for women ... I hate watching men think they are better then them ,, I wonder how he treats his Mother ?
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pandabear said:
i dont know shes probably in the next room packin his lunch for tomorrow lets ask her:mrgreen:
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OMG!!

Haha. I wonder which is more humiliating to him....:confused:

Being picked on for being such a a tweeb by the girls?.....


or being laughed at for being a wuss by the dudes? :hump:
 
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