The Drunk Thread!

[AllDayToker]

Love ya pw. Too drunk to makevsince of anything

Go storms

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Garden Boss]

.... drunkity

 

[StonedFarmer]

@Pinworm you are no drinker

you are just a cynical mother fucker and I like that about you

 

[StonedFarmer]

 

[Pinworm]

@Pinworm you are no drinker

you are just a cynical mother fucker and I like that about you

I'm just a piss drunk. Anyone tells you otherwise is probably just trying to sell you something.

 

[Steve French]

For tomorrow when y'all wake up with some pimple faced scumbag whore.

 

[StonedFarmer]

I'm just a piss drunk. Anyone tells you otherwise is probably just trying to sell you something.

man since i left mywife shit has been a drunkenmess,well its always a blackout for me. this waitress i tipped in oxy n kpins and she is all on mydick now. asking if i want to gonto hernplace. first to kick at this stupid asshole.

yo 8 free shots and 6 buds and a few pints i didnt vennknow were going tome.

im fucking trashed.

song for @Pinworm

 

[StonedFarmer]

man I need more beer, time to go get this bartender chick reallyhigh on herowin ans steal dem licks

 

[Pinworm]

man since i left mywife shit has been a drunkenmess,well its always a blackout for me. this waitress i tipped in oxy n kpins and she is all on mydick now. asking if i want to gonto hernplace. first to kick at this stupid asshole.

yo 8 free shots and 6 buds and a few pints i didnt vennknow were going tome.

im fucking trashed.

song for @Pinworm

Uke-Hunt, you.....

 

[StonedFarmer]

 

[Steve French]

Always enjoyed this tune for drinking and otherwise, heavy shit mah niggas.

 

[Steve French]

Weak fuckas, I'm just getting started, hasn't even hit one yet.

 

[Pinworm]

Weak fuckas, I'm just getting started, hasn't even hit one yet.

 

[StonedFarmer]

 

[Steve French]

So I've been having some pork rinds with my beer and they were tasting good but I took a big handful and I don't know why but I got this choking sensation and then I vomited a few times in the sink and it wouldn't drain so I had to stick my hand into the vomit to shake it up a bit to drain. And what really killed me, was the beer I lost on the venture.

 

[StonedFarmer]

horrible loss of beer

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Pinworm]

So I've been having some pork rinds with my beer and they were tasting good but I took a big handful and I don't know why but I got this choking sensation and then I vomited a few times in the sink and it wouldn't drain so I had to stick my hand into the vomit to shake it up a bit to drain. And what really killed me, was the beer I lost on the venture.

 

[Steve French]

Haven't listened to the Dropkick Murphy's in a coon's age. I like the Scotland the Brave at the start of that track from a band full of micks. Listened to their Meanest of Times album to death. Prefer Finnigan's Wake to Flannagan's Ball though.

I also enjoy this windy about fighting and bagging dirty ole gypsy's.