Such your tits? I'm not sure how to do that but I'll suck your cock so hard you'll wish I didn't suck it so hard, princess.
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the most fucked up shit you found on accident
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and you actually believe this could happen ... Bless
ODanksta
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That's fucking so gay, but funny as fuck
Iloveskywalkerog
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Ya must be outta your mind eh ?
Iloveskywalkerog
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Look who's talking.
mcaly culum i predict
Unclebaldrick
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I was moving a guy in Alexandria. Some CEO or some shit moving from floor 15 to the penthouse. My instructions: leave the drawer under the clock radio in the master bedroom alone.
I dunno what would have happened if there were only one clock radio, but there were three. Three dressers, three clock radios. Who the fuck doesn't know how many clock radios they have?
We saved the bedroom for last. But the living room had every Tracy Lordes video ever made, so our interest was piqued.
So, of course, we opened all three. Then I went to talk to Nicki, the interior decorator that hired us.
Me: hey Nicki, there are three clock radios in here.
Nicki: oh. Ok, I'll check it out.
Nicki proceeds to open the first drawer - actually, it was really cool as she opened them in the same order as I did - the optimal order. So the first drawer has a .44 magnum Dirty Harry gun in it.
Nicki: This is the drawer. Leave this one alone.
Me: ok, cool. Uh, maybe you want to check the others.
Nicki: yeah, I probably should.
Nicki opens the second drawer. It is full of sex toys. Like you just bought one of everything at the Hustler store. So full, you can hardly close the drawer.
Nicki: uh. Oh, shit. Leave this one alone too.
Me: (laughing) ok
Nicki moves to the third drawer and opens it more carefully. It is nearly full of polaroids of this guy with every hooker in the DC area. Really embarrassing shit. Like this guy, a CEO of a publicly traded company wearing a "Eyes Wide Open" mask and a lime green elephant g-string with two horrible hooker skanks - one on each side. I dont even know who was taking the picture. But there were thousands of them.
Now at this point, my helper and I split into laughing. I mean falling down laughing. Nicki did to. Finally she says " just leave them all alone". We pulled ourselves together and finished the job. It paid really well and the NDA was up seven years ago.
Lol
I dunno what would have happened if there were only one clock radio, but there were three. Three dressers, three clock radios. Who the fuck doesn't know how many clock radios they have?
We saved the bedroom for last. But the living room had every Tracy Lordes video ever made, so our interest was piqued.
So, of course, we opened all three. Then I went to talk to Nicki, the interior decorator that hired us.
Me: hey Nicki, there are three clock radios in here.
Nicki: oh. Ok, I'll check it out.
Nicki proceeds to open the first drawer - actually, it was really cool as she opened them in the same order as I did - the optimal order. So the first drawer has a .44 magnum Dirty Harry gun in it.
Nicki: This is the drawer. Leave this one alone.
Me: ok, cool. Uh, maybe you want to check the others.
Nicki: yeah, I probably should.
Nicki opens the second drawer. It is full of sex toys. Like you just bought one of everything at the Hustler store. So full, you can hardly close the drawer.
Nicki: uh. Oh, shit. Leave this one alone too.
Me: (laughing) ok
Nicki moves to the third drawer and opens it more carefully. It is nearly full of polaroids of this guy with every hooker in the DC area. Really embarrassing shit. Like this guy, a CEO of a publicly traded company wearing a "Eyes Wide Open" mask and a lime green elephant g-string with two horrible hooker skanks - one on each side. I dont even know who was taking the picture. But there were thousands of them.
Now at this point, my helper and I split into laughing. I mean falling down laughing. Nicki did to. Finally she says " just leave them all alone". We pulled ourselves together and finished the job. It paid really well and the NDA was up seven years ago.
Lol
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panhead
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I put the creep on a mother fuker that ripped me off when i was a kid , went in thru a window & snuck up on him while he was sleepin sound , i saw a fuk book on his floor along with a butt plug .
I cracked him on his mellon with a lil cedar point baseball bat & stuffed his butt plug in his mouth before creeping past his grandpa & back out the window .
I cracked him on his mellon with a lil cedar point baseball bat & stuffed his butt plug in his mouth before creeping past his grandpa & back out the window .
tytheguy111
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LetsGetCritical
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eh?it's macaulay culkin
iconoclast
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chuck estevez
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I walked in to my grandsons room once and found him with a big welt on his head and a butt plug stuffed in his mouth.
a senile fungus
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bu$hleaguer
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A dude I know who's now a surgeon used to beat off in college and blow his loads into a mason jar and save it. I don't know why, but his plan backfired when he spilled a years worth of loads on himself and all over his bed in his dorm room. Whoops.
still struggling i see brother critical
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