the most fucked up shit you found on accident

A while ago when @Pinworm was missing in action I found something really fucked up...

His sister:
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I'd fuck her.
 
when I was in grade 6 a guy two buildings over at a party did a handstand,,,on the 18th floor balcony,,,,well he lost it and splattered 3 stories up the building when he hit the parking lot,,couple days later on lunch me and my buddy found a piece of his skull and brought it to school,,,cops came and took it but not before I showed it off to a bunch of people

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 
lol i remember that

u still shoulda put it in the lucky charms or the coffee pot lmao

Haha or how bout his grand fathers shaving cup :)

Ya know the part of all that ive thought about for yrs was he had a big ole butt plug 40 yrs ago , ya couldnt just pick that shit up any ole place like now days , back then you had to send in personal checks to " Bobs Ass Blasters & Butt Plugs " , then you got a big ole wiggly plain brown wrapper package in the mail , the bank & mailman had to know he was an ass master :)

Did you ever see that movie lock stock & 2 smokin barrels where they talk about scamming closet queens ?

The scam was they'd take out an ad in the filthiest gay porn mag advertising the latest & greatest ass tickler butt plug & have buyers send their checks to " Bobs Widgets " so it'd be discrete .

Then they'd send the buyers a letter saying the butt plugs were out of stock & send them a refund check from Ass Lickers & Dick Suckers fan club knowing NOBODY would deposit the check in their bank account , its actually flawless :)
 
Haha or how bout his grand fathers shaving cup :)

Ya know the part of all that ive thought about for yrs was he had a big ole butt plug 40 yrs ago , ya couldnt just pick that shit up any ole place like now days , back then you had to send in personal checks to " Bobs Ass Blasters & Butt Plugs " , then you got a big ole wiggly plain brown wrapper package in the mail , the bank & mailman had to know he was an ass master :)

Did you ever see that movie lock stock & 2 smokin barrels where they talk about scamming closet queens ?

The scam was they'd take out an ad in the filthiest gay porn mag advertising the latest & greatest ass tickler butt plug & have buyers send their checks to " Bobs Widgets " so it'd be discrete .

Then they'd send the buyers a letter saying the butt plugs were out of stock & send them a refund check from Ass Lickers & Dick Suckers fan club knowing NOBODY would deposit the check in their bank account , its actually flawless :)

and whatever the old toys were made out of was not resistant to baby oil and chunks would break off in whatever....err.. so I've been told.
 
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