The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Friday Update :

Pulled out “ PEEnelope “ AKA Yellow Dream to give the Wonder Pee soil drench. I am not doing another Worm Pee Tea ( like last week ) but will probably do that again in the upcoming weeks.

Growth is fairly strong - no bugs lol. Lower growth is coming out and will continue with her natural shape. Upper leaf set is wide and uniform.
Zero bad leaf so far :hump:

Still sticking with 3:1 ( water to pee ) and will not change it unless i have to. She is taking it as is.

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Budzbuddha said:
Friday Update :

Pulled out “ PEEnelope “ AKA Yellow Dream to give the Wonder Pee soil drench. I am not doing another Worm Pee Tea ( like last week ) but will probably do that again in the upcoming weeks.

Growth is fairly strong - no bugs lol. Lower growth is coming out and will continue with her natural shape. Upper leaf set is wide and uniform.
Zero bad leaf so far :hump:

Still sticking with 3:1 ( water to pee ) and will not change it unless i have to. She is taking it as is.

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Is shit being introduced entering flower? Lol! Looks really healthy so far!
 
Wastei said:
Is shit being introduced entering flower? Lol! Looks really healthy so far!
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Ummm no … lol.

I don’t think those chili dogs i scarfed down last night would bring anything “ special “ to that plant. I think it would explode.

Side note : there will be no bloom nutes added just pee water / container medium as is / maybe Kelp - Pee water. ( More on that later. )

The Worm Pee Tea ( EWC / Water / Pee ) seems to keep things pretty damn green tho.

I am also open to options if anyone thinks of something.
 
Sunday In the Lavatory Lounge

I just pulled out Yellow Dream ( AKA PEEnelope :mrgreen: ) to look her over since friday’s pee drench. I am noticing definite growth ( lowers are now extending out ). It definitely loves the Pee.

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So …. I think i will flip to flower on friday.

I am extremely interested in the flowering chapter of its PeeWonderful life.

And i am also interested ( at end of harvest ) what the rootball will look like. ( i plan to show it at end of test ).
 
Budzbuddha said:
Ummm no … lol.

I don’t think those chili dogs i scarfed down last night would bring anything “ special “ to that plant. I think it would explode.

Side note : there will be no bloom nutes added just pee water / container medium as is / maybe Kelp - Pee water. ( More on that later. )

The Worm Pee Tea ( EWC / Water / Pee ) seems to keep things pretty damn green tho.

I am also open to options if anyone thinks of something.
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As I said last week I have also started feeding my last remaining chance of a female, with pee wee hermit nuts... Here are 2 pics before and after... 7 days apart... The difference is clear ... What do you reckon? IMG_20230515_173347.jpgIMG_20230515_173411.jpg
 
Budzbuddha said:
Sunday In the Lavatory Lounge

I just pulled out Yellow Dream ( AKA PEEnelope :mrgreen: ) to look her over since friday’s pee drench. I am noticing definite growth ( lowers are now extending out ). It definitely loves the Pee.

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So …. I think i will flip to flower on friday.

I am extremely interested in the flowering chapter of its PeeWonderful life.

And i am also interested ( at end of harvest ) what the rootball will look like. ( i plan to show it at end of test ).
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That's looking great! Mine got stalled out from being over watered and leaf tip burn from pee. I watered way to heavy over past couple weekends so I could be absent. I still have plants though so I'm happy. I diluted the mix to 6 parts water to 1 part pee.(6-1).PXL_20230515_162430377.jpg
The medium consist of approximately equal parts organic roots soil to rice hulls. The plant on the bottom right was recently started and not getting pee.:peace:
 
Tvanmunhen said:
That's looking great! Mine got stalled out from being over watered and leaf tip burn from pee. I watered way to heavy over past couple weekends so I could be absent. I still have plants though so I'm happy. I diluted the mix to 6 parts water to 1 part pee.(6-1).View attachment 5291122
The medium consist of approximately equal parts organic roots soil to rice hulls. The plant on the bottom right was recently started and not getting pee.:peace:
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Yep sounds like a little dryback is in order. I am sure they will acclimate. I space the “ pee watering “ out as i found container kinda stays a bit moist even after 3 days. Maybe the pee is a super wetting agent ? It seems to hydrate medium better ( *shrugs ).

I also don’t really run amounts to runoff. I am just being a bit reserved on how much i drench.

Looking good.
 
You got me curious to go pull mine out and look at it under natural lighting. I wanted to see the bottom growth. As tempting as it is to top and train - i will stay with the Friday Flip.

Container still is kinda heavy and will not give it anything for a few days.

Nodes are still fairly compact ( i like :bigjoint:) - stem rub on her has a muted dank smell for now. Medium doesn’t have a very noticeable smell ( probably from being diluted ). I am using straight tap water with the pee . No RO or other magic water. I thought also plant might fucking mutate but that didn’t happen. LOL.

Next PEE Water will be the Worm Pee Tea concoction that i used a week ago. It seems to like it and that liquid mix might be something i will add to my regular soil plants. I don’t pretend to know a bunch of sciencey stuff i just look at data and try to make sense of it.

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This data is from scientists ( nerds :mrgreen: ) that study wastewater .

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I just noticed that S spike ( sulphur) in the data chart.

Maybe there is something to this.

Sulphur is essential for many growth functions in plants including nitrogen metabolism, enzyme activity and protein and oil synthesis. It is also used in pest management ( possibly why i dont have bugs. ) and its a known fungicide.

I love science :bigjoint:

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What do you guys think ?
 
Thursday Update - night before flip.

You can see she was a little sad and dry.

Well , I thought she would wait til tomorrow to get her special FPJ - Fermented Pee Juice. I mentioned that I was gonna do a KELP based Pee infusion instead of the good ol” Worm Pee Tea ( EWC ).

For this “ experiment “ , I add enough water to pee to hit half a bottle then I added 1/2 teaspoon of Kellogg’s Kelp / Fish to the bottle then topped it off with more water. Since this is a soil grow - Kellogg’s has a sweet component ( molasses ) also. I read that urine with high sulphuric component aids in ezymatic activity.

WEE shall see ….. :weed:

I was gonna call it “ Kelp Pee , Kelp U rine “ but don’t want a lawsuit from fox farms …. Lol.
‘Anyways - the amount was determined based on size of mix container and plant container size. No sense in making a big bucket of this - however if this does pan out I cataloged what my mix started as.

Kellogg’s already smells and actually masks the pee ironically.
‘it was a Hip Shot …. Lol.
( see what I did there … hee hee. )

So tomorrow the little pee princess gets the 12/12 cycle. She isn’t taking up much room so it will go under the Quantum Blackbird rig.

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