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FresnoFarmer

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New material. Wtf is Unclebuck's Portland FREAK'S at. Bunch of fucking weirdos up that way I swear man.



[h=2]Lets get together and laugh - m4w - 40 (fresno)[/h]
Wanna go to the riverpark area and talk about things that make us laugh . I can blend with just about any personality. If you just want to laugh text me if you want more tease me. Your picture gets mine.




Laugh at what......the fact that you look like an Asian version of Erik Estrada from the show CHiPs.
 

FresnoFarmer

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[h=2]It is my vision in the night, My dreaming in the day - 21 (Waterford)[/h]

I would like to tell you a little about myself. For the purpose of privacy, you can call me R.
I am a 21 year old full figured woman with Red hair, Green eyes and a very unique personality.
I am generally very shy at first, but as I get to know you I will open up and you will start to see the many
facets of my personality. I can be many people depending on the day :)
I am drawn into all of the aspects of life but I take a particular interest in the dark side of life.
I envy the relationship of Gomez and Morticia Addams lol

I am generally a happy optimistic person, but I have my days like everyone else.
I like to try new things, or pick up new hobbies. I dabble in a bit of everything. I love to learn
and I don't see myself making a lifelong career out of any one trade unless it has to do with animals.
Animals are a huge part of my life and I dream about owning my own pet store or animal related business
one day.

I am currently employed as a Medical Biller in Modesto aprox. 32 hours a which I despise. I'm
on the hunt for something new that will make me happy. I do have a car, and am currently living with family in
Waterford and I'm currently looking for the right opportunity to get my own space.

I have my immature side. I love adult swim cartoons ( Family guy, American Dad, Morel Orel, Ugly Americans)
I like to think I have a good sense of humor and enjoy a good joke.
I love horror movies and tend to lean more toward them than "chick flicks"
I am a smoker and I drink occasionally, along with a few other choice things.

What I'm looking for: (These are preferences and are not mandatory)
Someone a bit older than me, between 24-30
My height or taller ( I am 5'9)
Average attractiveness
A great sense of humor
A sense of adventure
Open minded (very)
Loves animals
Dedicated as I am
Employed >Mandatory
Has transportation>Mandatory
Has their own space>Mandatory
Loving/Protective
Supportive
Generous
Fun

I realize this sounds like a lot but I wouldn't ask for anything that will not be given in return.
I am looking for a soul mate. I am not okay with nsa or hookups. If you try for that purpose you will not get a response.
I am looking for something serious. If you are interested in contacting me, please email me with
"There is eloquence in true enthusiasm" in the headline so I know you are real.
No picture, no response! I like to know who I'm talking to :)

I can't wait to hear from you.

Sincerely,
-R



 

FresnoFarmer

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[h=2]Looking but not desperate!!! - 50 (Central Valley)[/h]
I'm just looking :) ... No drama, no baggage that can't be handled. Looking for a friend first, someone to have fun with, easy going but has spunk! I am a self sufficient woman and would like to get to know you. Email first then maybe coffee if it seems like we have things in common. No games and no drama! My friends tell me my qualities are that I'm a fun loving beautiful person inside and out, family is very important to me.I love children, my dogs and any animal. I don't want to raise anyone's children but I will be more than happy to get to know your kids/grandchildren. I don't want a smoker so if you do I'm sorry but please don't respond because I won't. If you are a liar or a cheater DON'T RESPOND!!! I don't have time for those kind of games. I would like to meet someone with the same respect,qualities & values that I have and want. I'm sure you can understand that! BTW I do have family that's in the Sheriff's department so if there is a question of your background or integrity please don't respond because I am sincere and I want the same from you and I don't want my family knocking at your door if your WANTED!!! ...LOL...SORTA... I have attached a few photo's and I will not respond if you don't send one to. I am looking forward to hearing from you and starting what could be a great friendship or leading into a LTR. Please understand I want what most of us do, that's meeting a real person that isn't going to be a fake. Look forward to hearing from you!...

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FresnoFarmer

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Seeking a Long-term Relationship - 53 (Sacramento)

I am 53 years old and I am 5'5". I weigh 205. I don't like to mislead people, so I put this out there like it is.
I am divorced. My children are grown and not living with me.

This is a picture of me taken last summer.
Please don't tell me I don't look like I weigh that much, because believe me, I DO.

I am looking for eventually a 24/7 LTR. If it leads to marriage, why not? If not, fine too.
I am not looking for FWB (friends with benefits).

I work full-time. I am not rich, so I don't expect for you to be rich either, but I do expect for you to fend for yourself (financially).

I am looking for an honest, hard-working, decent man who is looking for a LTR. I prefer that you do not smoke.
If you drink in moderation, I can live with that.

I prefer that you not be close to my son's age or close to my dad's age--so older than 40 and younger than 65 should be fine.

If you give me your phone number, don't expect an instant text because I am not attached to my phone.
I put some effort into this, so please reply with something more than your phone number. Let me know what it is that you are looking for (honestly).

 

F A B

New Member
Looking but not desperate!!! - 50 (Central Valley)


I'm just looking :) ... No drama, no baggage that can't be handled. Looking for a friend first, someone to have fun with, easy going but has spunk! I am a self sufficient woman and would like to get to know you. Email first then maybe coffee if it seems like we have things in common. No games and no drama! My friends tell me my qualities are that I'm a fun loving beautiful person inside and out, family is very important to me.I love children, my dogs and any animal. I don't want to raise anyone's children but I will be more than happy to get to know your kids/grandchildren. I don't want a smoker so if you do I'm sorry but please don't respond because I won't. If you are a liar or a cheater DON'T RESPOND!!! I don't have time for those kind of games. I would like to meet someone with the same respect,qualities & values that I have and want. I'm sure you can understand that! BTW I do have family that's in the Sheriff's department so if there is a question of your background or integrity please don't respond because I am sincere and I want the same from you and I don't want my family knocking at your door if your WANTED!!! ...LOL...SORTA... I have attached a few photo's and I will not respond if you don't send one to. I am looking forward to hearing from you and starting what could be a great friendship or leading into a LTR. Please understand I want what most of us do, that's meeting a real person that isn't going to be a fake. Look forward to hearing from you!...

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oh shes desperate
 

FresnoFarmer

Well-Known Member
[h=2]Let's have some fun!! :) - 34 (United States)[/h]


I guess dating has changed a bit since 1998! LOL I know this is CL, but hey I'm patient to find that "needle" in a haystack. Let's see how it goes. :)

ME: divorced, mother of an 8 yr old. I love my duties as a parent and a working woman, but I want to have a little fun for myself as well. I'm talking about hanging out bowling or mini golf. Going to the movies or having a walk.
I understand there's a lot of sexual driven folks on here, but I'm not looking for just sex. I'm a BBW (size 16 now- I've dropped a size and a half already) and love me. Just working out more to get in better shape. I know physical appearance can play a part in selection and I'm cool with that. All I ask is that you just don't waste my time. Personality will always win big for me.

YOU: please be a male, b/t ages of 27-40, any race, at least 5'7 (gotta be taller than me!), work, own place, car----you know the basics. :) Funny, sarcasm, nerdy, dorky never hurts either!

If you wanna know more than please email me. Put "Aquarius" in the subject line to eliminate spam. I've added a pic so please send one as well or you will get no response. I need to see who I'm chatting with. Here's to finding friends and maybe growing from there.




 

F A B

New Member
Seeking a Long-term Relationship - 53 (Sacramento)

I am 53 years old and I am 5'5". I weigh 205. I don't like to mislead people, so I put this out there like it is.
I am divorced. My children are grown and not living with me.

This is a picture of me taken last summer.
Please don't tell me I don't look like I weigh that much, because believe me, I DO.

I am looking for eventually a 24/7 LTR. If it leads to marriage, why not? If not, fine too.
I am not looking for FWB (friends with benefits).

I work full-time. I am not rich, so I don't expect for you to be rich either, but I do expect for you to fend for yourself (financially).

I am looking for an honest, hard-working, decent man who is looking for a LTR. I prefer that you do not smoke.
If you drink in moderation, I can live with that.

I prefer that you not be close to my son's age or close to my dad's age--so older than 40 and younger than 65 should be fine.

If you give me your phone number, don't expect an instant text because I am not attached to my phone.
I put some effort into this, so please reply with something more than your phone number. Let me know what it is that you are looking for (honestly).

I am not attached to my phone.

thats cuz no one ever calls you
 

WaxxyNuggets

Active Member


this might be a little off for some but here i go. i am not looking for just a piece of meat for the night. I want a real man in my life to treat me the way he would love to be treated himself. I am 5"7 br eyes 150 my haircolor is out of a box called black cherry. now more about the things i like to do. Go to races, boats, cars are my favrites, bike racing to. fishing, camping, long walks on the beach. OK that is enough about me till you get to know me. pls respond with a picture or i will not respond back pls . p.s. please be a honest and open minded person. i am a very honest person and if you cant handle my past dont bother me.

:hug:
 

F A B

New Member


this might be a little off for some but here i go. i am not looking for just a piece of meat for the night. I want a real man in my life to treat me the way he would love to be treated himself. I am 5"7 br eyes 150 my haircolor is out of a box called black cherry. now more about the things i like to do. Go to races, boats, cars are my favrites, bike racing to. fishing, camping, long walks on the beach. OK that is enough about me till you get to know me. pls respond with a picture or i will not respond back pls . p.s. please be a honest and open minded person. i am a very honest person and if you cant handle my past dont bother me.

:hug:
what did she say about hair and box
i thought i read something like that ?
id fuck her i will be her piece of meat
and im real open minded
 

FresnoFarmer

Well-Known Member
i aint looking at the feet i dont have a foot fetish i got a boob fetish
and she got big boobs i didnt even notice if she had feet
Yeah, she does have a big rack.....it's just kinda hard not to notice her feet when they are almost just as long as her legs
 

FresnoFarmer

Well-Known Member
[h=2]CD seeking LTR from Woman or TS - t4t - 24 (Sacramento)[/h]Hey you out there I am a slim build MTF Cd looking to find miss right, I am looking for someone to share my life personal journey with, someone who will be there and offer me support through what could be a difficult time in my life, although I have a very optimistic look on my journey. I am 5'10 160 lbs and slender build , Im only interested in fem types ages 21-30, must be drug and disease free. Are u miss right for me if you think so message me with a face pic and we will see where it goes :)




tranny lesbians?? wtf?
 

F A B

New Member
CD seeking LTR from Woman or TS - t4t - 24 (Sacramento)

Hey you out there I am a slim build MTF Cd looking to find miss right, I am looking for someone to share my life personal journey with, someone who will be there and offer me support through what could be a difficult time in my life, although I have a very optimistic look on my journey. I am 5'10 160 lbs and slender build , Im only interested in fem types ages 21-30, must be drug and disease free. Are u miss right for me if you think so message me with a face pic and we will see where it goes :)




tranny lesbians?? wtf?
so is it a guy dressing as a girl or a girl that dresses like a guy
wtf never mind next
 

KushXOJ

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Looking To Be Tickled - 22 (san jose east)

Date: 2012-07-25, 9:10PM PDT Reply to: 4bnkv-3163572999@pers.craigslist.org

I'm looking to have some fun with a man (around 18-40) who shares the same love for tickling and bondage as I do. I am a college student with a huge appetite for being tied up and tickle tortured beyond my limits. I am extremely ticklish all over my body, especially my underarms, ribs, inner thighs and feet. If you are a skilled tickler who knows just how to make a woman break, please contact me. :)

 

Urca

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best of craigslist > denver > RE: 40's and dating Originally Posted: Thu, 11 Oct 11:29 MDT
RE: 40's and dating

[HR][/HR] Date: 2007-10-11, 11:29AM MDT
[HR][/HR]
I am a man in my 40s and dating. I was married and against my wishes the marriage ended. I loved my wife deeply, she decided she no longer loved me and she wasn't "happy". So, now I date. I didn't ask to be in my 40s and single, but reality being what it is I live with it.

I have no plans to ever get married again. I might have a steady girlfriend if the occasion arises, but she'd have to be pretty damn spectacular for me to make that leap. I have had all my children, I am financially secure and have a plan for myself that is better done without a typical American woman's bullshit to goof it up. I don't hate women at all by the way, I just know what is worth my time and what isn't.

I date for the occasional bit of company and to occasionally have sex, that's about it. I don't need a woman in my life full time. I can cook and clean, etc, etc. If I wanted full time companionship, I'd get a dog. Dog's are much easier to deal with than women at this point in my life. Call me shallow, etc etc whatever, that's fine with me. I know me a helluva lot better than anyone else does.

I do have some rules for dating. Since I am not a horny, partying twenty something or a desparate to have kids thirty something these rules work for me. I think everyone ought to come up with what works for them, keeping the reality of their particular situation in mind.

My personal rules:

1. I never seriously date a woman who terminated her last relationship because she wasn't "happy". Happiness is an emotional response to external stimuli. To break the vow of "til' death do us part" over an emotional state that may or may not be another person's fault, is shallow and shows a lack of emotional maturity. It tells me that woman is too self absorbed to be a reliable partner in the future.

2. I don't date fat women. Sorry, all you "BBWs"; get a grip on reality. If you are walking around looking like you have a beer keg stuffed in your pants, you don't give a shit about yourself, so I really don't expect you to give a shit about me in the long run. Don't give me that crap about how happy you are with yourself, you're not and we both know it. If you and I had fallen in love twenty years ago, gotten married and had a family and you had put on the weight, I would still be with you, but we didn't and so I see no need to accommodate your lack of character and discipline.

3. I won't seriously consider dating a woman who has a lot of hangups about sex. Since I have had all my children, since I can cook and clean and make a damn good living for myself and my children, you bring nothing to the table I need in the traditional sense. Hell, most women can't or won't cook a decent meal anymore and are as a general rule clueless in regard to the domestic arts. If you have a lot of hangups about sex before we are monogamous, I pretty much see the writing on the wall after we have been together for a while. You might not like it, but sex is important to men, yes actually, it IS mostly about sex. Now that we are all well educated as to the dangers of unprotected sex, STDs and birth control, I don't see the problem. Your pussy is not the only one in the universe and it isn't plated with gold. If you won't have sex with a man, one of your slutty sisters around the corner will.

4. Feminists. I don't date women who are avowed feminists with a "you go girl" mentality. Sorry, but your little movement fucked things up in a major way. I think women ought to vote, receive equal pay for equal work etc. etc. I do have enough sense to recognize that whether by design or chance, men and women are different and since I think that form follows function there is a reason for our differences. I don't want to be around a woman who wants to prove to me she is as good as I am at "man" stuff. It is annoying. It makes you look stupid and insecure.

5. "Independent" women. I never date a woman who feels the need to tout her own independence. First, independent entities by definition do not want or need to be in any type of union with another entity. When the United States declared independence from Great Britain, we dissolved the ties that had connected us to the British. I myself am independent and feel no need to tell everyone about it. It is called being an adult. Being able to take care of yourself doesn't make you special, it makes you "grown folks". Second, if you are that independent, why are you looking for a relationship in the first place? Independence is the opposite of dependence and being able to depend on others is why we get into relationships of any kind in the first place.

6. Women who spend every weekend perched on a barstool. I don't date these over the hill party girls because as an adult male, I know why men go to bars and clubs and as a mature adult woman you ought to as well. If you do know and still sit there every weekend you are trying to be something you aren't (young, unless you are a drunk) and I have no desire to be with a woman who lives in a fantasy world. If you haven't figured out why men go to bars and clubs and you are sitting there hoping to meet prince charming, you are clueless and I like to think the women I date have a modicum of intelligence.

7. I don't date women who have their children full time. Might come across as a shitty attitude to have, but I see no need to be a full time father to someone else's children and a part time father to my own. This is a personal preference I developed after having discussions with my own children. Mine have been through enough already, I'm the Dad and feel I am doing what is best for my children, they were here first.

8. Anyone who is fanatical about much of anything. If you are religious fanatic, I too believe in God. I have a degree in Theology as a matter of fact, but as far as I can tell, God didn't assign any woman at anytime to be my moral gatekeeper. He did tell you to be "keepers at home", if you are so caught up in church work that you are making your family the second priority in your life you aren't following your own rule book. I digress, fanaticism of any kind is a psychological addiction and I prefer to spend my time with people who lead a well balanced life. Addiction of any kind is a turn off.

9. Overly materialistic. My preference. I grew up dirt poor and have by hard work gotten myself to a pretty good spot in life. If you have a desire and need to get the latest and greatest and keep up with the Jones family, you aren't for me. I see no need to potentially work myself into an early grave to keep you in shiny trinkets and new cars. I am pretty content with a pot of beans and a nice clean, comfortable house in a decent neighborhood and a vehicle that works and is safe. If $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ is what motivates you, I am not mad at you or knocking you for it, I am personally not interested. No, I am not "poor", it is about priorities.


There ya go. Don't know why I posted this. Saw the comments about people in their 40s dating and this is what came to mind. I have no real interest in getting into another permanent relationship. I am content to spend the rest of my life single, but that works for me.


For those disparaging the over 40 dating crowd, even 40 somethings get lonely at times, some more than others. Some of those people are there through no fault of their own. they were and are good men and women who had an ex get middle aged crazy and left a good man or woman behind to chase after something they thought they were missing. Maybe the other person was an abusive asshole or addict and the one who is single had to leave for any number of reasons. All sorts of reasons people over 40 are single. Keep breathing and you might find yourself there some day.


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this is the only one thats keeping it real

wow and he wonders why his wife left. pretentious, egotistical mother fucker. oh my god he is lame as hell
 
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