FresnoFarmer
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*licks lips* If only i were a bifemale....wait..what
The People of Craigslist :D
- Thread starter KushXOJ
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FresnoFarmer
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If I had a nickle for all the gross shit I have seen on craigslist since posting in this thread I would be able to buy Oprah.
PeyoteReligion
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"Dad? Is that you daddy?" - FinShaggyCD princess searching for - t4m - 30 (hayward / castro valley)
Looking for somethng more then what the NSA has to offer.
But I'm not expecting to meet your friends or family either.
DD free only.
Straight tops are my type but need you to talk to me so we can see this would work in the long term.
I'm s super sexy nearly pass CD. I'd be full time but I cant affored a whole new life.
34,26,34 legs for days a ass that girls wish they had and I have a cute face.
So please do tell me all about how and why I should be with you =)
P.S. cock shots dont actually get you points with me.
Best tuck job on craigslist award goes to......
KushXOJ
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Got some fresh faces (some not so fresh) for you all
wondering...
Date: 2012-08-02, 2:49PM PDT Reply to: cpcb5-3179973362@pers.craigslist.org
Are there any honest single men out there looking to develop more than a FWB relationship? Please have a pic for a response
wondering...
Date: 2012-08-02, 2:49PM PDT Reply to: cpcb5-3179973362@pers.craigslist.org
Are there any honest single men out there looking to develop more than a FWB relationship? Please have a pic for a response
KushXOJ
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Seeking something real(sbf4swm - 28 (Sf/east bay)
Date: 2012-08-01, 10:55PM PDT Reply to: tfgfb-3178483408@pers.craigslist.org
Looking for a real ltr with someone who is smart, good looking, kind, has a stable job, ready to find the right women to settle down. I'm attracted to Tall muscular athletic build, full head if hair (shaved for the look is okay) tattoos are a bonus. I'm 5'8 slim build, brown hair and eyes. Please send a pic with your reply ages 28-45 only
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Did she take that pic with a gameboy ?
Date: 2012-08-01, 10:55PM PDT Reply to: tfgfb-3178483408@pers.craigslist.org
Looking for a real ltr with someone who is smart, good looking, kind, has a stable job, ready to find the right women to settle down. I'm attracted to Tall muscular athletic build, full head if hair (shaved for the look is okay) tattoos are a bonus. I'm 5'8 slim build, brown hair and eyes. Please send a pic with your reply ages 28-45 only
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Did she take that pic with a gameboy ?
KushXOJ
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must like a big and precious woman - 51 (alameda)
Date: 2012-07-31, 11:01PM PDT Reply to: gp3df-3176268560@pers.craigslist.org
I am Denise and I am a 51 year old Recovery Counselor living in Alameda. I am heavy but feel that the right person will be ok with that.
I am very smart and do well in school. I hope to become a psychologist in the future and help those less fortunate as I have been myself. I have a sweet spirit but can also be a take charge person when I need to be. I love wildlife, hiking, camping and any outdoor type activities bbqing etc. I hope to travel overseas later in life.
I am looking for someone who is funny, silly, smart, loving, kind, and is adventurous and creative. Maybe an artist...... You must truly be ok with heavier women....I think that you need to love yourself no matter what size you are.
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I didn't even notice she was heavy until she said something about it
Date: 2012-07-31, 11:01PM PDT Reply to: gp3df-3176268560@pers.craigslist.org
I am Denise and I am a 51 year old Recovery Counselor living in Alameda. I am heavy but feel that the right person will be ok with that.
I am very smart and do well in school. I hope to become a psychologist in the future and help those less fortunate as I have been myself. I have a sweet spirit but can also be a take charge person when I need to be. I love wildlife, hiking, camping and any outdoor type activities bbqing etc. I hope to travel overseas later in life.
I am looking for someone who is funny, silly, smart, loving, kind, and is adventurous and creative. Maybe an artist...... You must truly be ok with heavier women....I think that you need to love yourself no matter what size you are.
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I didn't even notice she was heavy until she said something about it
KushXOJ
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You wouldn't hit that ?
[h=2]looking for NICE woman for dating, hanging out and such - m4w - 45 (Houghton Lake)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-30, 9:22PM EDT
Reply to: 8hpct-3167544802@pers.craigslist.org [HR][/HR]
I am seeking an unusal woman. One who is pretty, intelligent conversant, witty and possessses a nice personality. I would prefer a lady with an average to slender build but a "little" overweight could be ok. She could be single, married, divorced or widowed. I enjoy eating out, mosty in other towns since there are only two good restaurants here. I enjoy walking, movies, good conversation and much more. I am NOT looking for a one nighter since multiple dates usually lead to a fun relationship.
Of course there is a sexual component but this one is unusual. What I want is a lady that is comfortable with the two of us masturbating for each other, usually more than once at a time. This could of course lead to mutual masturbation and more if we both really want it but masturbating for each other is the main idea.
Drop me a line if this interests you and we can talk about it, exchange pictures and all that good stuff.
View attachment 2279677 oh the people of craigslist never cease to amuse me
[h=2]DeadHead Hippie - 36 (muskegon)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-26, 5:21PM EDT
Reply to: tnxdz-3165054749@pers.craigslist.org [HR][/HR]
Just moved to the area!!! i'm 36 got 4 kids, own 20 acres and a house I built off grid in missouri, would someday like to find the right person and try to live a self suficiant life!!!, I am and will always be a dead head at heart!!! Love anything outdoors!Camping,rivers,lakes,jam bands,festivals of all sorts,Harleys,Natural medicin,the stars the sun and moon,Traveling!!!
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Reply to: 8hpct-3167544802@pers.craigslist.org [HR][/HR]
I am seeking an unusal woman. One who is pretty, intelligent conversant, witty and possessses a nice personality. I would prefer a lady with an average to slender build but a "little" overweight could be ok. She could be single, married, divorced or widowed. I enjoy eating out, mosty in other towns since there are only two good restaurants here. I enjoy walking, movies, good conversation and much more. I am NOT looking for a one nighter since multiple dates usually lead to a fun relationship.
Of course there is a sexual component but this one is unusual. What I want is a lady that is comfortable with the two of us masturbating for each other, usually more than once at a time. This could of course lead to mutual masturbation and more if we both really want it but masturbating for each other is the main idea.
Drop me a line if this interests you and we can talk about it, exchange pictures and all that good stuff.
View attachment 2279677 oh the people of craigslist never cease to amuse me
[h=2]DeadHead Hippie - 36 (muskegon)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-26, 5:21PM EDT
Reply to: tnxdz-3165054749@pers.craigslist.org [HR][/HR]
Just moved to the area!!! i'm 36 got 4 kids, own 20 acres and a house I built off grid in missouri, would someday like to find the right person and try to live a self suficiant life!!!, I am and will always be a dead head at heart!!! Love anything outdoors!Camping,rivers,lakes,jam bands,festivals of all sorts,Harleys,Natural medicin,the stars the sun and moon,Traveling!!!
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UncleBuck
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nice avatar. what a monster.
KushXOJ
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Thanks I'm expecting to get at least a pound off her give or take a few grams
he does not my area im from canada but close to me
FresnoFarmer
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[h=2]ANY REAL MEN LEFT N THIS WORLD - 55 (MERCED)[/h]
ANY REAL MEN LEFT IN THIS WORLD I HAVE PLACED A AD ON CL AND THERE JUST MEN THAT JUST WANT THERE SEXUAL NEEDS TAKEN CARE OF IAM LOOKING FOR A SOULMATE, COMPANION AND FRIEND AFTERALL YOU DONT FIND LOVE IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS I AM SPONTANEOUS LOVE THE OUTDOORS AND ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE OUTDOORS BEING NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN LOVE CAMPING FISHING THIS INCLUDES DEEP SEA FISHING IAM VERY INDEPENDANT ENJOY ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE OUTDOORS ENJOY THE OCEAN SUNSETS SANTA CRUZ IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES, SWAP MEETS, ESTATE SALES,LOVE TO TRAVEL OR JUST JUMP IN THE CAR TO SEE WHERE THE ROAD LEADS US. MOST OF ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME I LOVE TO BAR-B-Q HAVE A FEW BREWS I SMOKE OCASIONALLY LOVE THE BLUES,ROCK,OLDIES AND TEX -MEX MUSIC MY FAVORITE, DINNING AND DANCING IF YOU HAVE A HARLEY LOVE TO RIDE
JUST LOVE TO DANCE TIL THE SUN COMES UP I HAVE NO CHILDREN JUST ONE LOL BOSTON TERRIER FRIEND BODY GUARD AND A GREAT BALL PLAYER SO YOU MUST LOVE ANIMALS LOVE TO SPEND QUIET NITES AT HOME A GOOD MOVIE DONT FORGET THE POPCORN AND IAM NOT LOOKING FOR A COUCH POTATOE LOL IAM VERY ACTIVE ALSO BEING THE FARMERS DAUGHTER LOL I LOVE TO GARDEN, YARD WORK NEW PROJECT ON HOMES AND LOVE TO COOK ESPECIALLY FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL PERSON IN MY LIFE AND THERE IS NO CAN FOOD IN MY PANTRY LOL. IAM VERY DRAMA FREE SO IF YOU HAVE BAGGAGE NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF IT LIFE TO SHORT AND HIGH SCHOOL WAS OVER LONG AGO FOR ME YOUR PIC GETS MINE PLEASE NO ONE YOUNGER THEN 50YRS OLD I HAVE NO EXPECTATION IF ANYTHING FIND NEW FRIENDS ALONG
Tommy Chong??
ANY REAL MEN LEFT IN THIS WORLD I HAVE PLACED A AD ON CL AND THERE JUST MEN THAT JUST WANT THERE SEXUAL NEEDS TAKEN CARE OF IAM LOOKING FOR A SOULMATE, COMPANION AND FRIEND AFTERALL YOU DONT FIND LOVE IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS I AM SPONTANEOUS LOVE THE OUTDOORS AND ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE OUTDOORS BEING NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN LOVE CAMPING FISHING THIS INCLUDES DEEP SEA FISHING IAM VERY INDEPENDANT ENJOY ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE OUTDOORS ENJOY THE OCEAN SUNSETS SANTA CRUZ IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES, SWAP MEETS, ESTATE SALES,LOVE TO TRAVEL OR JUST JUMP IN THE CAR TO SEE WHERE THE ROAD LEADS US. MOST OF ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME I LOVE TO BAR-B-Q HAVE A FEW BREWS I SMOKE OCASIONALLY LOVE THE BLUES,ROCK,OLDIES AND TEX -MEX MUSIC MY FAVORITE, DINNING AND DANCING IF YOU HAVE A HARLEY LOVE TO RIDE
JUST LOVE TO DANCE TIL THE SUN COMES UP I HAVE NO CHILDREN JUST ONE LOL BOSTON TERRIER FRIEND BODY GUARD AND A GREAT BALL PLAYER SO YOU MUST LOVE ANIMALS LOVE TO SPEND QUIET NITES AT HOME A GOOD MOVIE DONT FORGET THE POPCORN AND IAM NOT LOOKING FOR A COUCH POTATOE LOL IAM VERY ACTIVE ALSO BEING THE FARMERS DAUGHTER LOL I LOVE TO GARDEN, YARD WORK NEW PROJECT ON HOMES AND LOVE TO COOK ESPECIALLY FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL PERSON IN MY LIFE AND THERE IS NO CAN FOOD IN MY PANTRY LOL. IAM VERY DRAMA FREE SO IF YOU HAVE BAGGAGE NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF IT LIFE TO SHORT AND HIGH SCHOOL WAS OVER LONG AGO FOR ME YOUR PIC GETS MINE PLEASE NO ONE YOUNGER THEN 50YRS OLD I HAVE NO EXPECTATION IF ANYTHING FIND NEW FRIENDS ALONG
Tommy Chong??
FresnoFarmer
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he could use a dinner datelooking for some good ol sexting... im 24 yo 6ft 150 lbs 727 645..... email me for the rest
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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this dude aint no joke
skefaman
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Hi guys, I'm a 27 swf who is tired of the monogamy of my life.... I have had everything, and I have lost everything! I am looking for my knight to come rescue his damsel in distress! lol I'm getting tired of not having a man I can call up or cuddle next to when I'm having a bad day or feeling lonely... someone to take me out of this situation so I can get back to being myself and enjoying life! I'm not that girl you see wearing all that make up and fancy hairdos lol my day to day attire is normally a shirt and jeans.... but if I find the knight I am looking for he will see what a lot won't..... if you treat me like you are supposed to then the favor will always be returned! I am very sensual and sexual once you get underneath my guard I don't need a boy who still lives at home with momma and no job or ambition to go anywhere in life... feel free to email me if you think you can ride in on your horse and charm me away to a far away land!
I don't need a boy who still lives at home with momma and no job or ambition to go anywhere in life... feel free to email me if you think you can ride in on your horse and charm me away to a far away land!
skefaman
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I'm white, 49 as of April 1st, 5'6", 185 lbs, (yes, I'm healthy, not skinny, not Barbie, although I have great legs, blonde hair, and blue eyes.)
I love to camp, cook indoors or out, and run the roads on the weekend, love to read (mostly trashy novels), nonsmoker (and prefer to meet a nonsmoker), like wine or vodka/cranberry juice, not a party animal, but like to have fun on occasion, like to be home too.
I am honest and like to dress casually (but I can put on the Ritz when called for.)
Employed as a paralegal for a local attorney, love my job and own my own home.
I'm not into fancy or name brand things (although what woman does not like a treat now and then.)
I am NOT looking for straight sex relationship. Don't get me wrong. . . I do like (oh yes, I do) and want sex, but I want to meet you and get to know you before I jump into sex. When/if we get there it will be good.
I don't want to borrow a man. If you are married or live with your ex-wife or girlfriend, I'm not interested.
If interested, please let me know more about you.
I love to camp, cook indoors or out, and run the roads on the weekend, love to read (mostly trashy novels), nonsmoker (and prefer to meet a nonsmoker), like wine or vodka/cranberry juice, not a party animal, but like to have fun on occasion, like to be home too.
I am honest and like to dress casually (but I can put on the Ritz when called for.)
Employed as a paralegal for a local attorney, love my job and own my own home.
I'm not into fancy or name brand things (although what woman does not like a treat now and then.)
I am NOT looking for straight sex relationship. Don't get me wrong. . . I do like (oh yes, I do) and want sex, but I want to meet you and get to know you before I jump into sex. When/if we get there it will be good.
I don't want to borrow a man. If you are married or live with your ex-wife or girlfriend, I'm not interested.
If interested, please let me know more about you.