The Ramen Noodle Thread!!!

[marijaneindeed]

Have you ever been really stoned, and just WANTED an easy made, cheap, fulfilling meal? Sure you have, we all have. I wanted to thank who ever made Ramen Noodles, it is the best microwavable 3-4 minute ready food EVER!
So many flavors also.

Me being on the slightly larger side of life, (if you know what i mean)
i had to make this thread

WHO KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT?!

I KNOW YOU STONERS FEEL ME, HELL EVEN PEOPLE WHO HARDLY SMOKE, HELL EVEN SOBER PEOPLE LOVE RAMEN NOODLES!

 

[chitownsmoking]

ive been to jail and i am sik of fucking ramen noodles and lil debbies. i can cook the noodle like a thousand ways. shit i used to make it in a garbadge bag with luke warm water and wraped in a blanket to keep somewhat warm in my cell. throw some slim jim and crushed doritos in that bitch, and make a jailhouse burrito with a tortilla

 

[marijaneindeed]

i made that EXACT shit before, but i still love em' lol.

especially when im stoned.

 

[chitownsmoking]

lol why you did time to?

 

[marijaneindeed]

it was county jail and for smacking a cop who was talking about my grandmother like she was a dog, i smacked him got maced and threw down and cuffed, him yelling the whole time, beat that bastard, i got a felony assault charge and did 28 days, nothing to bad, but i made that shit, and ate it, i even got pot in there.

 

[chitownsmoking]

lol i can do 28 days standing on my head. good shit on smashin that pig plus rep for that!!!!

 

[marijaneindeed]

lol i can do 28 days standing on my head. good shit on smashin that pig plus rep for that!!!!

lol, thanks, it all started because he pulled me over and said i should plant something on you because i know you do drugs, i was like fuck you then he said your grandmother would be ashamed, i was like bitch you dont know my grandmother, then it escalated to him calling her a whore for raising me and me smacking tha shit out of him.

 

[CreepyStevie69]

i fucking LOVE ramon noodles! heres how i do it:

take 2 packages crush em up. put it in a bowl. take the seasonings and put that in there. then put barely enough water to cover the noodles then place in microwave for 4 minutes.

then i drain the water. and put a shit load of hot sauce and lemon juice... oh my god its so good.

im kinda curious to see anyone else recipies.

 

[CreepyStevie69]

im going to have to try that

 

[i.NeeD.A.LiGhTeR]

Ramen Noodles are the shit, I Like the instant ones to...

I Take a Ramen Noodle Pack,
Put it in bowl no Cracking
Fill half way with water.
Cook 3 minutes, Stir Then another 3 minutes.
Drain most water not all.
Add Seasoning, Butter, Pepper. Crush Ritz Crackers in that shit with hot sauce and its Dank.

I had this Asian Chick Living with me, She use to make them on the stove top with alittle egg, peppers, and soy sauce it was impressive.

 

[CanadianCoyote]

I love ramen noodles! Especially the expensive kind you can get in Asian grocery stores... the noodles are still semi-moist, and they come with oil and two or three different flavor packs. But you're good 'ol Maruchan noodles are delicious as well. I sometimes eat 'em raw (Crush the noodles in the bag and then put the seasoning stock on and shake 'em up and eat the pieces).

 

[marijaneindeed]

lol, 2 packs unbroken in a bowl, water, microwave 4 minutes, drain most the water and then season, ritz in them are good two

 

[CreepyStevie69]

I love ramen noodles! Especially the expensive kind you can get in Asian grocery stores... the noodles are still semi-moist, and they come with oil and two or three different flavor packs. But you're good 'ol Maruchan noodles are delicious as well. I sometimes eat 'em raw (Crush the noodles in the bag and then put the seasoning stock on and shake 'em up and eat the pieces).

i dont get this. my friend does this too its nasty!!

 

[marijaneindeed]

lol, ive ate just the packet before.

 

[Cannabolic]

^^^awww man u guys are crazy lmao.

 

[Kant]

So question. Do you guys leave the water in and just add the packet of seasoning or do you strain the water out before adding the packet?

I leave the water in but my roommate has informed me that i'm a freak for doing that.

 

[LandofZion]

I leave my water in. I eat noodles about 4 out of 5 lunches a week.

 

[marijaneindeed]

i strain most of the water, yet i still leave some.

 

[CanadianCoyote]

i dont get this. my friend does this too its nasty!!

Don't knock it until you try it, mang! It's pretty good. Delicious, actually.

 

[CreepyStevie69]

i put the seasoning in before i heat or add water. mix with my hand then add water then heat then strain all the water. most seasoning comes out but i just like a little taste.