ba humbug! naaaah just kidding.
merry crimbo everyone. thought i was going to die yesterday. had some proper nasty 24 hour bug had to get my lass to prep the dinner last night. i was too scared to touch the bait in case everyone else got it. 'the year Don killed Christmas' i was havin visions i tell you.
stomach feels like i called tysons's missus a slag and i've burst all the blood vessels in my eyes chucking up. good excuse for a cheeky biff afore the inlaws arrive!
bird in a bird in a bird is cooked got 4 types of stuffing. time for me xmas tail pull and a cocktail to follow. merry xmas