baklawa
Active Member
Resoltion is to grow more and more lol
The Queen thanks you all for your dedicated efforts to make England green again.
Resoltion is to grow more and more lol
didnt mention did i about my near miss x mas morning?
well after present opening i walked the dog up fields. on way home i gotta cut through a big old alley way. its got a blind corner half way down it. on this blind corner i approach two stocky looking meat heads who r pissed out there tiny minds and looked sniffed up to me. now one these chaps carrying a huge club. i see they spot me and they seem to block the alleyway. naturally i dont wanna get robbed n beating but im not type turn around and walk away either. so as get closer i eye ball the one with a club and say wot ? and wot u doing with that.u wanna move outta my way. my staffy starts barking detecting trouble n looking mean and they move out my way with a merry xmas and toddle off. i was shitting myself to be honest am glad they thought more off me then i did myself as arse was flapping and adrenaline pumping.
moral off story is am dam glad i fucked up my hair other week and had to have a skin head and glad it was wet weather n had go out in my steal toe boots rather then fuck up my trainers,think that look made them think twice. good job no oldies out at time as i do think they was wantin a easy victim.
new years resolution is to grow back my hair its fecking cold. got more hair on me chin at moment
People rob people who go for walks in the early hours of the morning across deserted fields here? How about if the walker doesn't have a dog?
Been nipping out for solitary strolls pretty much every time I find myself awake before dawn, so long as it's not raining. Nobody so much as waggles a stanley knife at me. Beginner's luck? Or is it because my lithe athletic lope and muscular build screams of extensive martial arts training, and all the local gangs scuttle into the shadows like cockroaches, so intimidated that they don't even let me even see them?
Haha mdb gotta love the staffies lad im sure if it did kick off the dogs would of caused more harm than the bat lol!!
my dog is a short legged one old style hes as soft as shit man loves peeps. so was out blue him being all defensive but glad he did
Merry Christmas guys and girls, heard about this and thought i might as well post it here.
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/29
its got close to 15,000 signatures but needs about 100,000
Merry Christmas guys and girls, heard about this and thought i might as well post it here.
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/29
its got close to 15,000 signatures but needs about 100,000
Why the fuck do we want weed legal??????
Why the fuck do we want weed legal??????
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/24594
^^^thats a good one too firkin immigrants
so how is everyone?....me im housbound and in fukin PAIN my crop needs to hurry up,getting amber hairs nnow tho so shouldnt be long![]()
you cant sign that one its been rejected