The UK Growers Thread!

[Don Gin and Ton]

ouch! soap...... you not keep enough of the last one back dura?

 

[tip top toker]

it's hard to tell when dura's talking about himself either way lol

just smoked a tiny peas size ball of dried resin from the cheese and ak scissors, and god damn, that's what i'm looking for. bath timmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mongage!

 

[scottish lad]

I sent a text to my grandad, using my deceased nan's SIM card.

I'm sure he'll see the funny side, once he's recovered from the heart attack.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you are cracking me up lol came in fa work pist right off (asshole o boss) roled a j and and started reading your posts now and in tears with laughter ha ha ha

 

[sambo020482]

hows every1 cause im well bloody bored!

 

[dura72]

I met a girl once who told me nothing turns her on more than comedy. So I took her back to the flat, where we watched three hours of Monty Python.

Needless to say, she didn't understand it, and I ended up having a wank.

 

[dura72]

well im just watchin the simpsons and joke hunting on the net, kinda bored myself ,just did all the housework coz the place smelled like frank gallahers y fronts. had a fuckin MASSIVE fight with the girl but on the plus side she accepts the fight was her fault so ahm gonna get an 'apology' later, one that will not require the use of an old t shirt/sock to clean up....shit hope i didnt catch anything over the last couple of weeks!!!

 

[W Dragon]

hey guys, sambo, i'm good mate how's you today apart from being bored? got my electric problem sorted having it done either mon or tues had to get another person to do it so not all good but hopefully it'll be ok he's pretty cool and has his own grow plans i didn't tell him what it was for but as soon as you start talking about adding extra points they just know he's an old stoner i think because whilst looking in the room to see which way he was gonna go about it he pitched in a couple of his ideas and it's the same layout and way of ding it just slightly re arranged for the better so gonna take a bit of advice there.

 

[sambo020482]

alrite dragon yeah im ok m8 just bored watching enders great fun lol i can watch soaps or ne shit all day long but need to be stoned and im not! might get a sneaky half bottle of vodders carnt be doing with buying shit, wet/sprayed, underweight weed! will be smoking scissor hash cum sunday then its just a case of waiting for it to dry, i can be abit naughty tho n put the odd small bud on the radiator etc

mine are doing really well they av been on the pk13/14 for 3days now and no signs of ne nute burn the bottle says 15ml per 10ltr in hydro ive been using 2ml per ltr and they seem to liking it, my biggest 2 are getting 2ml grow, 5ml bloom, 5ml topmax n 2ml pk 13/14 per ltr and 2ltrs of that 5days outa 7, they are loving it all lovely n green n healthy n buds everywhere, i dunno if its cause they are in 25ltr pots n are so big that they can handle all them nutes cause i no many would say that would kill there plants?

so what you been up too then dura? i dread to think what youve been up to these last few wks you been offline but im shore it will make an extremely funny read for us all lol

 

[tip top toker]

anyone ever have an asbestos check on their building before? i doubt it'll require anyone going in my cupbaords but what do i know? also need a fire inspection, and i don't think they'd pass it if they saw what aws in my cupboards

might have to turn supers tealth. i can be like a messed up borrower and LST the suckers under the floorboards with T5's

 

[sambo020482]

''messed up borrower and LST the suckers under the floorboards with T5's'' lmao

sorry tip aint got a clue bout asbestos inspections but that quote made me larf lol

 

[dura72]

A biology teacher at a school announces to the pupils that there is an exam the next week on birds. He tells the class that they have to know everything about every bird there is.
A student goes home to revise birds: wings, beaks and feathers on different bird species.

On the day of the exam, the teacher shows a table with five bags on it. Under each bag is a model of a bird.
The teacher lifts the first bag to reveal only the legs of the bird, then tells the class to write down what species the bird is. A pupil groans because she can't even guess what species the bird is. When the teacher gets to the third bag the pupil stands up, walks up to the table, throws down her crumpled exam paper onto the table and says, "This is the most ridiculous test I've ever fucking seen! You are a twat."
The teacher says, "Calm down young lady, what is your name?"

The pupil raises her dress to her knees and says, "You tell me!"

 

[dura72]

anyone ever have an asbestos check on their building before? i doubt it'll require anyone going in my cupbaords but what do i know? also need a fire inspection, and i don't think they'd pass it if they saw what aws in my cupboards

might have to turn supers tealth. i can be like a messed up borrower and LST the suckers under the floorboards with T5's

it depends on what exactly there testing but a lot of the time it means they will take a small sample of plaster or artex and take it away for analysis, some ofthe older plaster mixes contained it apparently, beffore my time but ive seen the test done, guys were only in the house 15 mins or so.

 

[dura72]

hey sambo how you doin mate. i got cut off the net coz i forgot to pay the bill and as a result went on an olympic class wipeout, fuckin damn near killed me,;speed, e, morphene pills , the usual columbian/talcum, valium, dihyrocodedne.....u fuckin nmae i took it. i ended up gettin up to some real funny shit but the girls floatin about so i'll keep the details to later

 

[W Dragon]

alrite dragon yeah im ok m8 just bored watching enders great fun lol i can watch soaps or ne shit all day long but need to be stoned and im not! might get a sneaky half bottle of vodders carnt be doing with buying shit, wet/sprayed, underweight weed! will be smoking scissor hash cum sunday then its just a case of waiting for it to dry, i can be abit naughty tho n put the odd small bud on the radiator etc

mine are doing really well they av been on the pk13/14 for 3days now and no signs of ne nute burn the bottle says 15ml per 10ltr in hydro ive been using 2ml per ltr and they seem to liking it, my biggest 2 are getting 2ml grow, 5ml bloom, 5ml topmax n 2ml pk 13/14 per ltr and 2ltrs of that 5days outa 7, they are loving it all lovely n green n healthy n buds everywhere, i dunno if its cause they are in 25ltr pots n are so big that they can handle all them nutes cause i no many would say that would kill there plants?

so what you been up too then dura? i dread to think what youve been up to these last few wks you been offline but im shore it will make an extremely funny read for us all lol

sucks being with out weed but at least come sun you'll be smoking the good stuff mate that sounds like a good nute line up i wish i had gone with the pk instead of that shooting powder, defo thinking the working low cash option is better worked harder today for less and had a much better day and reading back in the thread mate yeah 3 will sort it hopefully and fuck work i'm glad to be done with the stress now, thinking i'm going to enjoy having more time to chill out and focus on other things plus i'm a lazy bastard lol

 

[SM4RT3]

Evening all

Dura u make me piss mate, love your posts lol.

Well just got back from Uni and ive made a decision... Im gonna defer this year as im soooo fuckin behind, spoke to my tutor and she ok with it, just gotta see how long i can defer it for... so no more stressin over assignments due in, can now chill, enjoy the new job, and grow my trees lol

Hows everyone doin this stress free day

**Glad you sorted your elec problem out Dragon, Elec is very much needed in the production of home grown cannabis lol**

 

[tip top toker]

A biology teacher at a school announces to the pupils that there is an exam the next week on birds. He tells the class that they have to know everything about every bird there is.
A student goes home to revise birds: wings, beaks and feathers on different bird species.

On the day of the exam, the teacher shows a table with five bags on it. Under each bag is a model of a bird.
The teacher lifts the first bag to reveal only the legs of the bird, then tells the class to write down what species the bird is. A pupil groans because she can't even guess what species the bird is. When the teacher gets to the third bag the pupil stands up, walks up to the table, throws down her crumpled exam paper onto the table and says, "This is the most ridiculous test I've ever fucking seen! You are a twat."
The teacher says, "Calm down young lady, what is your name?"

The pupil raises her dress to her knees and says, "You tell me!"

and that's why she's in class still. not a relative comeback not to nitpick

 

[W Dragon]

Evening all

Dura u make me piss mate, love your posts lol.

Well just got back from Uni and ive made a decision... Im gonna defer this year as im soooo fuckin behind, spoke to my tutor and she ok with it, just gotta see how long i can defer it for... so no more stressin over assignments due in, can now chill, enjoy the new job, and grow my trees lol

Hows everyone doin this stress free day

**Glad you sorted your elec problem out Dragon, Elec is very much needed in the production of home grown cannabis lol**

lol oh yeah gonna have more elec than i'm ever likely to need, and what a difference to the day when you take some of the stress away so your joining the official 9-5 mate congrats i don't think i'd make it if i didn't have the evenings to myself

 

[SM4RT3]

lol oh yeah gonna have more elec than i'm ever likely to need, and what a difference to the day when you take some of the stress away so your joining the official 9-5 mate congrats i don't think i'd make it if i didn't have the evenings to myself

lol, always best to have more then u need then less than u do, and less stress is the best solution to anyday, helps it imensly.
Yup back on 9-5 for the remainder of this week, but new job is 8-5 which is gonna be a killer gettin up at 06:30, but more money so i aint complaining... much.

Glad ur enjoying ur new freedom mate.

 

[sambo020482]

thats it dragon more time to enjoy life a bit, u got plenty to be happy about m8 so no point getting down over poxy work! was rereadin ya posts when u said bout losing ya perm job and they were a depressing read lol sounding better now m8 and thats all good!

ive always been scared of that shooting powder thats why i went for the pk 13/14 ive always used bio-bizz and always stuck to the chart with good results this time round said fuck the chart n just reading the plants, we are choppin 8 on sunday clones from the same mother as mine but grown with less light n less nutes will be good to see what the yield reckon at least 30 hopefully 36.

alrite smar3t hows u? happy i take it now you defered ya course dont no exactly what that means? dus it just mean your puttin it off for a while?

 

[SM4RT3]

thats it dragon more time to enjoy life a bit, u got plenty to be happy about m8 so no point getting down over poxy work! was rereadin ya posts when u said bout losing ya perm job and they were a depressing read lol sounding better now m8 and thats all good!

ive always been scared of that shooting powder thats why i went for the pk 13/14 ive always used bio-bizz and always stuck to the chart with good results this time round said fuck the chart n just reading the plants, we are choppin 8 on sunday clones from the same mother as mine but grown with less light n less nutes will be good to see what the yield reckon at least 30 hopefully 36.

alrite smar3t hows u? happy i take it now you defered ya course dont no exactly what that means? dus it just mean your puttin it off for a while?

Hey Sambo

Yeah happy n less stressed lol, yeah defered is basicaly puttin it off till next year or so, all the assignmets i have passed stay passed and the ones still to sit i can do when i go back, saves failing them coz i cant be arsed to do them lol