dura72
Well-Known Member
signs you might be a Terrorist:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £300 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
5. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
6. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
7. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look big?'
8. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave'.
10. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £300 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
5. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
6. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
7. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look big?'
8. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave'.
10. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
Never thought i'd be able to smoke a joint surrou/nded by police horsies so easily, but wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
