The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

dura72

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aye, ahd be up 4 that, its a monday nite ahm up there, ah drive up tae ma uni nite class , it finishes at 8 pm so it wouldny be a prob. ahm gonny have tae go the noo but ahll be back in a few hours.
 
supersillybilly

supersillybilly

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Telling you boys the social sent me a guy to do data input for me. It's free and we get him for 4 weeks + we get £600 training grant to teach him how to use a spreadsheet. This guy is about 30 stone easy. Ive had to give him MY power seat coz the rest will not support him. He talks non-stop about Ian Fleming novels and doctor who ties, aye TIES. Canny take much more and he has only been here since Monday. His breathing is the loudest thing in the office, fuck its annoying. How long do you get for murder these days? He's just came back from lunch with all sorts of stains on his shirt. Its his breathing though........aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!
 
dura72

dura72

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lol, sounds like fun mate. the doles been tryin tae get me on to that shit but ahve got more excuses than a tory politician. i just wish they would understand I DONT WANT A FUCKING JOB, JIST GEEZ MA FUCKIN GIRO. ah just spent an hour in the bloody dole office today coz i didny sign on yesterday, ah told them i was away visiting a mate and my car broke down and i didnt have my phone with me.....i was actually lying in my wanking chariot sweating the weekends drink and charlie extravaganza out my system, sad thing is my house is only 100 yards from the office.....yes, i truly ahm lazier than a quadriplegic spastic with yuppie flu.
 
WOWgrow

WOWgrow

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It's hilarious how you lads scottish lingo comes out more when your talking with each other. you're chameleons I tell ye!
 
dura72

dura72

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WOWgrow said:
It's hilarious how you lads scottish lingo comes out more when your talking with each other. you're chameleons I tell ye!
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lol, i know, ive noticed myself when im talkin to other scots, especially guys from the south west area, we end being a bit more 'jockish'!
 
Griffta

Griffta

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Fuck me, the last few pages have read like an irvine welsh book lol.
I read this thread everyday, so probs should introduce myself. Hello I'm Griffta, a noob grower from the SW.
 
Airwave

Airwave

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Griffta said:
Fuck me, the last few pages have read like an irvine welsh book lol.
I read this thread everyday, so probs should introduce myself. Hello I'm Griffta, a noob grower from the SW.
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Haha, I've noticed that too.

Some days you get some north westerners in here and it reads like Emmerdale Farm. Then you get the Scottish and it reads like Trainspotting.
 
supersillybilly

supersillybilly

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Airwave said:
Haha, I've noticed that too.

Some days you get some north westerners in here and it reads like Emmerdale Farm. Then you get the Scottish and it reads like Trainspotting.
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....then some days you get a bunch of Southerners and it reads like a bunch of FANNIES. LOL just fucking about, good laugh this thread tho
 
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