The UK Growers Thread!

supersillybilly

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Ah I see. When any of the young team txt me I need to get a translator. I got a txt the other day that said "KK NB". I was like what the fuck, turns out it means "cool,cool no bother"
 

mantiszn

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too true..

when these kids speak these days i really can't understand them at all - i see their mouths moving but all i hear are the words "i'm a chav" over and over again...

q. what do you call a chav in a box?
a. innit!
 

dura72

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ive found if u beat young people often enuff they will start speaking english, or at least screaming in english.
 

supersillybilly

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Birds still love me though del66666. Just canny talk to them and they canny talk with there mouth full. My bird asked me what a pedophile was........I said thats a big word for an 8 year old. Ohh harsh
 

dura72

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Me and the wife were having an argument last night about me never letting her drive my car.

"You're a childish prick, do you know that?"

"I know you are but what am I?" I replied.

She said, "there we go again, very mature"

Apparently, replying with "like your dads knob cheese" is enough to put you in the dog house.
 
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