The UK Growers Thread!

Ah I see. When any of the young team txt me I need to get a translator. I got a txt the other day that said "KK NB". I was like what the fuck, turns out it means "cool,cool no bother"
 
too true..

when these kids speak these days i really can't understand them at all - i see their mouths moving but all i hear are the words "i'm a chav" over and over again...

q. what do you call a chav in a box?
a. innit!
 
ive found if u beat young people often enuff they will start speaking english, or at least screaming in english.
 
Birds still love me though del66666. Just canny talk to them and they canny talk with there mouth full. My bird asked me what a pedophile was........I said thats a big word for an 8 year old. Ohh harsh
 
Me and the wife were having an argument last night about me never letting her drive my car.

"You're a childish prick, do you know that?"

"I know you are but what am I?" I replied.

She said, "there we go again, very mature"

Apparently, replying with "like your dads knob cheese" is enough to put you in the dog house.
 
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