The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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Growing up I used to have a bath once a week on a sunday night with Mr Matey...

He was a widower four doors down, had the tap end, cracking fellow
 

gaztoth

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Hey troops!anyone got any likes on breeding your plants plz cheerz ladz!:blsmoke:
as im going to try it,do you need to gey different rooms to keep the mate,collect pollan,omly a bud of a girl?with tights? sorry lads i know we all hate noob questions lol:confused:
 
@ WeedKillsBrainCells


funily enough that woman on the trams from my area, infact, thats the tram service i take home from work each day.
It does get over crowded & at time's by majority of black people.
They keep to them selfs & do no harm so i really think there is no need for an outburst like that at THAT PERTICULAR MOMENT IN TIME.
It's true most street level crime is commited by black people but there are white people involved too, infact if you look things up you'll find that the more serious ORGANISED CRIME is done by white people. So what if they want to stab & shot eachother that is none of mine or yours business unless your involved in one way or another.
You can blame the government to some extent as this immegration system is way over due a revamp, the current pm was meant to do something but i havent seen anything yet.
The fact that the uk is a MULTI-CULTURAL country now but we will have to face it, that's how it will stay for many decades to come unless another hitler type regime takes over which i can hardly see ever happening LOL.
The area in which that tram leads to (my area) funily enough is a mainly white comunity, with asain steadily creeping in, NOT black by any means, the majority of blacks live in the council estate a couple stops back.
i don't think the black's should be picked on just yet, first it's the asain's who gotta go, they populate faster than the chinese, have an awful smell, talk all the jobs & homes + seek benifits. :|
Im not a fan of the bnp but i do side with them on some points that woman should of kept her mouth shut on the tram it wasnt the time & the place for it, shes lucky she didnt get hurt, if my wife did that i'd be the one to give her a good beating. LOL.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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thank fuck it's friday. i've had me orders though nee boozer for donald. :(

chelski on smash the morrow though early kick. estimate i'll be pissed by kickoff.
 

UKHG

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BUT the yeild from using 1x 600hps is MCUH better than 2x300 dual spektrum cfls?

using 1x 600 on x8 plants atm would 2x 300 watt cfl do the same job?
 

JRTokin

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BUT the yeild from using 1x 600hps is MCUH better than 2x300 dual spektrum cfls?

using 1x 600 on x8 plants atm would 2x 300 watt cfl do the same job?
600w HPS = 90000 lumens

ive heard the 200w cfls produce around 12k lumens so x3 this would equal 36000 Lumens I think this is an optimistic guess though because the higher wattage bulbs do lose some light.

So to answer your question The Hps will achieve around 2.6x the amount of light of the flouros and have much better light penetration producing bigger buds. Yes cfls will run cooler but imho thats nothing a cool tube couldnt take care of. Just my 2p

JR
 

dura72

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A man goes to see the doctor complaining he has an orange cock. The doctor asks him to flop it out so he can have a look to see what the trouble is. The man duly gets his cock out for the doctor and, sure enough, it's bright orange.

The doctor is amazed by this and tells the man he has never seen anything like it before and asks him when he last had had sex?
"Never," says the man, "I'm a virgin and live on my own".
"Does anyone else in your family have this affliction?" asks the doc.
"Not that I'm aware of" replies the man.
"Do you work with any strong chemicals?" queries the doctor.
"No, I'm unemployed" states the man.
"Really," says the doctor, "what do you do all day, then?"
The man replies, "I sit at home watching porn films eating Wotsits."
 

tip top toker

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Off form tonight Dura. That was a bad joke even when i was a nipper in the school playground :D that and the definitions of pain and impossible :p
 

dura72

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared anoffice with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients, as he approached the receptionist desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

MORAL OF STORY---DON'T FUCK WITH THE OLD FOLKS
 
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