The weirdest shit happened last night...lol..

So I had this girl come over whom I hadn't met and had only been talking to. She drove an hour and was gonna stay the night.


Everything went well. Gave her the best sex she'll ever have. She could barely stand up.

Anyway we chill for a minute then she gets up to smoke and get dressed and knocked her phone off the bed and I was like woah calm down a little bit, stop throwin things with a smile on my face just joking. She took me seriously. She grabbed her purse to get her cigarettes and put her boots with heels that had mud on then on my bed, she picked em up to put em on.

That did irritate me. I was like come on don't put your muddy boots on my shit seriously? She didn't say anything. She gathered the rest of her shit, went to her car and left at like 12:30 am to drive an hour home. Because I made a joke that she took wrong and didn't understand why I was upset that her muddy boots were on my bed.

Wtf. Lol it was random. It all happened in literally 45 seconds. Good riddance. Never happened before and creeped me out.

Women.... Cant live with em.... Cant shoot em.. there a weird breed.

Call it a lucky accident. Issues like that ... if they show that early ... they're big. You said nothing about how she was in bed though ... cn

Haha pretty fuckin much. That was a first. 99% of girls stay for more in the morning and don't wanna leave at all lol.




Bitches be crazy. It's ok, she was half ass in bed.

fuck her. oh, wait, you did already, LOL!

Yeah seems like she was a head case and more hassle than she was worth.. NEXT..........

Kodank Moment said:

Haha pretty fuckin much. That was a first. 99% of girls stay for more in the morning and don't wanna leave at all lol.




Bitches be crazy. It's ok, she was half ass in bed.

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If she's half ass in a blue silk dress ... cn

cannabineer said:

If she's half ass in a blue silk dress ... cn

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You and your "pop" culture references.

You are to smart for me to bear....

I just love the Homer-drool look on his face. No wonder he got honeytrapped. cn

I wonder what he's thinking.

"Can I uh....touch it....uh..."

From his testimony: "I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good. uh-HUHuhuhuh" ...
cn

Pretty good story man, atleast you got some sex out of it. I wouldnt have tripped about the bed though, I would have said "that's okay I was gonna wash the sheets because of you're stank ass anyways" but you never know, she could be a serial killer that now knows where you live. Next time, meet at a bar or something, stop messaging people on facebook and get them all horny intill they can't take it and go to you're house!!! I would have fucked her in a motel6... Anyways, good lck with future fucks, there all pretty much like that

sounds like she used you dude, just found the easy way out of it. she wanted to get laid and split

Sounds like you got lucky, Bitch be crazy!

This thread makes me laugh! If the OP was a woman writing that 'he' split after sex you guys would be like 'what do you expect?' Just coz 'she' got her cake, ate it and went! Lol She should've been honest and told you that's how she rolls instead of pretending to use an excuse!!

She's a whore with an anger issue and most likely lives a shitty, broke, and depressed life... who gives a shit. Sex was clearly her main focus and after she got it, she left. Maybe your comment was just an excuse for her to book it like that.

dude . . .. .wow . . . sex is natural . . your not a whore if you like to get down your normal

good story but,

good riddens . .. .you dont want "take out " to stick around, tht jsut send s the wrong message unless you clicked or somthing and it dont sound like it eh lol

silasraven said:

sounds like she used you dude, just found the easy way out of it. she wanted to get laid and split

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That's what it sounds like to me.

She came for the dick.
Realized she couldn't stand your attitude.
Or wasn't planning on staying.
Upped and left after getting what she did/ did not (apparently) want.

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She's a whore with an anger issue and most likely lives a shitty, broke, and depressed life... who gives a shit. Sex was clearly her main focus and after she got it, she left. Maybe your comment was just an excuse for her to book it like that.

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She only did was is perfectly normal for men to do... Repeatedly. Can't say that shit about a man though.

Thats not to say it is acceptable, either. That was rude. Kodank is a nice guy who would have treated her right.

The only time I had what could have been anything like a one night stand, I stuck around... For 6 months until this very day.