This Postman Thread Has Served It's Purpose

a guy is checking into a hotel and asks the clerk

"excuse me is the porno chanel in my room disabled"

and the clerk says

"no you sick fuck its just regular"
 
Right so it's xmas eve and santa's having a shit time. Mrs Claus has run off with Santa's brother, the elves have gone on strike, Rudolf has a broken leg and basically christmas is fucked.

So santa's sitting having a glass of Scotch, a nice phat blunt, he's in a foul mood. Fully raging like. Just sitting grumbling to himself by the Xmas tree, nursing his wrath.

Then this wee fairy pops up, and in a horrible sharp high voice she starts going "Santa! Santa!"

santa: not now fairy, I'm not in the mood.
fairy: Santa Santa! We have to make Christmas for the little boys and girls!
santa: I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, Get FUCKED i just want to be left alone.
fairy: No Santa! Santa we must make Christmas, come on we'll magic it!
santa: RIGHT THAT'S IT!...

....and to this day, fairies are still stuck on the top of christmas trees...
 
I dont understand this thread at all. I have a hard time understanding any thread u make hippy. Give it to me in laments terms.
 
:peace::peace::peace::peace:

What Would A Rollitup Thread-Post Look like?

How Transparent Does a Ghostly Moon Walking Bear Have To Be Before You See IT?

:peace::peace::peace:

We are Testing the point at which a thread can be deleted.

IT does not have to be entombed when a kind stranger replies.
You Felt Friendly To Us, My Friend.
 
woodstock i think you should read some TS Eliot. Wasteland in particular, but also the Lovesong Of Alfred J Prufrock. those posts of yours which i have read have been slightly reminiscent of Eliot's work. Just slightly.
 
Nah, I think you guy's have got hippy all wrong man I think woody would enjoy reading something about existential nihilism or perhaps multiple-dimensional theoretical metaphysics. Lol
 
zebra said:
the turtle head has peaked
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Public Hippie Tip:

Our signature has remained rooted in the exact same link since we've been here "all the time" as stated in the following song.

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No Phreakin' Ph.D..
Damn.
No Paper.
Damn.
Worthless educations didn't teach us how to shit.

:peace:
 
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