This Postman Thread Has Served It's Purpose

[Woodstock.Hippie]

said The Little Drummer Boy.

 

[12268]

why did i get a friend request from you?

 

[Little Tommy]

A horse walks into a saloon - The bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

[NOWitall]

a guy is checking into a hotel and asks the clerk

"excuse me is the porno chanel in my room disabled"

and the clerk says

"no you sick fuck its just regular"

 

[ruderalis88]

Right so it's xmas eve and santa's having a shit time. Mrs Claus has run off with Santa's brother, the elves have gone on strike, Rudolf has a broken leg and basically christmas is fucked.

So santa's sitting having a glass of Scotch, a nice phat blunt, he's in a foul mood. Fully raging like. Just sitting grumbling to himself by the Xmas tree, nursing his wrath.

Then this wee fairy pops up, and in a horrible sharp high voice she starts going "Santa! Santa!"

santa: not now fairy, I'm not in the mood.
fairy: Santa Santa! We have to make Christmas for the little boys and girls!
santa: I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, Get FUCKED i just want to be left alone.
fairy: No Santa! Santa we must make Christmas, come on we'll magic it!
santa: RIGHT THAT'S IT!...

....and to this day, fairies are still stuck on the top of christmas trees...

 

[kronic1989]

I dont understand this thread at all. I have a hard time understanding any thread u make hippy. Give it to me in laments terms.

 

[kronic1989]

From what Ive read of your posts, I picture you like this. I dont mean to offend you. Just thought it was funny. You are kinda far out. In a cool weird way.

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[Woodstock.Hippie]

What Would A Rollitup Thread-Post Look like?

How Transparent Does a Ghostly Moon Walking Bear Have To Be Before You See IT?



We are Testing the point at which a thread can be deleted.

IT does not have to be entombed when a kind stranger replies.

You Felt Friendly To Us, My Friend.

 

[ruderalis88]

woodstock i think you should read some TS Eliot. Wasteland in particular, but also the Lovesong Of Alfred J Prufrock. those posts of yours which i have read have been slightly reminiscent of Eliot's work. Just slightly.

 

[phreakygoat]

uh... whaaaaat?

 

[zebra]

the turtle head has peaked

 

[loke]

Nah, I think you guy's have got hippy all wrong man I think woody would enjoy reading something about existential nihilism or perhaps multiple-dimensional theoretical metaphysics. Lol

 

[tebor]

Hash Browns!
Scattered! Smothered! Covered!

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

the turtle head has peaked

Public Hippie Tip:

Our signature has remained rooted in the exact same link since we've been here "all the time" as stated in the following song.

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No Phreakin' Ph.D..
Damn.
No Paper.
Damn.
Worthless educations didn't teach us how to shit.