Using Urine As a Fertilizer

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cloudflyer

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i was watching CSI tonight. apparently gunpowder can get on a bracelet or watch. so piss from the elbows down just to be sure.:mrgreen:
Piss has DNA in it, duh u people are fucking gross too lol. If I catch any of you mother fuckers pissing on my plants, I'm going to feed your blood to them haha. My Xgf was an organic grower. She used to put her period juice in her nutes. My weed was always better though. She would say stuff like "you cheated by using man made chems" Who fucking cares I want the best weed I can make lol
 

Token

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It doesn't need to be accepted by you all for it to work shit fdd you use cheap products for that warlock plant i can almost promise you that the cheap products use human waste mixed with others waste (if organics) and r sold, so you all can keep being ignorant or you can accept that it's all part of biology nobody on the thread said it was the best because it's not but it does work and sorry you didn't ever hear of someone doing this guess you don't know old school hippies. And for the stupid guy "i better not get any of your piss buds", don't worrier your self i wouldn't sell to an Idiot follower, i have no problem telling people to go fuck themself!
 

RASCALONE

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Piss has DNA in it, duh u people are fucking gross too lol. If I catch any of you mother fuckers pissing on my plants, I'm going to feed your blood to them haha. My Xgf was an organic grower. She used to put her period juice in her nutes. My weed was always better though. She would say stuff like "you cheated by using man made chems" Who fucking cares I want the best weed I can make lol
i think this was directed to me,hmmm,well i was not trying to hide who i am,i was trying to hide the gun powder so they could not prove that i shot the gun,i hope we r clear that i dont piss on my hands for fun,lol..your right,it is really fucken sick,but id rather have piss on my wrists than handcuffs:wink:....and pussy juice,that girl is a trip,lol...oh yaeh,this incident im speaking of was many,many moons ago!....rascalone
 

Juandivad

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i dont know about pissing on plants but..,i pissed on my hands after fireing my piece at some undercover,i think he was.well,better safe than sorry!if u dont know,pissing on hands covers up or takes off gun powder!!!!really
You serious, you should be in jail, i tought this web site was for pot heads, normal people who smoke marijuana, but you made me feel like i was doing something wrong by smoking pot and growing it. you say it like were supposed to laugh or something. serious youre a criminal. firing my piece at some undercover. !!what the hell!!!! it sounds like a movie or something.
And regarding the pee thing, i use it for my plants i mix it 1/10 parts water and it works great, makes the soil really good, pee is high in nitrogen. try and youll see your plant gets really really green, and besides you should only do this once a week so they wont smell.
 

Token

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i dont know about pissing on plants but..,i pissed on my hands after fireing my piece at some undercover,i think he was.well,better safe than sorry!if u dont know,pissing on hands covers up or takes off gun powder!!!!really
I'll teach you how to make a silencer that way you don't have to use pee
 

RASCALONE

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You serious, you should be in jail, i tought this web site was for pot heads, normal people who smoke marijuana, but you made me feel like i was doing something wrong by smoking pot and growing it. you say it like were supposed to laugh or something. serious youre a criminal. firing my piece at some undercover. !!what the hell!!!! it sounds like a movie or something.
And regarding the pee thing, i use it for my plants i mix it 1/10 parts water and it works great, makes the soil really good, pee is high in nitrogen. try and youll see your plant gets really really green, and besides you should only do this once a week so they wont smell.
dude, r u retarded or something,i really made u feel like that?i wonder what else i can say to make u feel something!read the whole post before u put your comment out on the board,i think it was..."but that was many,many moons ago."i dont do shit like that anymore,if u were on this site long enough, u would of read the shit i put down about myself,of who i used to be.but comments like yours,u just jump in and wanna put something down and find a buddy to join in,relax bud,and go smoke some!!!!and i already went there,and dont wanna go back.i feel sorry for the people that r on your team,couse when it comes time to chose between getting cought and telling...i think we all know what team your playing for........u know what stranger...its not even that serious,ill admit i got a lil ticked,wouldnt u when some"stranger" says u should b in jail?...dude just grow or smoke and everything will b fine,and try not to let the things i say offend u,couse its gonnahappen alot here........good luck...rascalone:wink:
 

cloudflyer

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i think this was directed to me,hmmm,well i was not trying to hide who i am,i was trying to hide the gun powder so they could not prove that i shot the gun,i hope we r clear that i dont piss on my hands for fun,lol..your right,it is really fucken sick,but id rather have piss on my wrists than handcuffs:wink:....and pussy juice,that girl is a trip,lol...oh yaeh,this incident im speaking of was many,many moons ago!....rascalone
It was not directed at anyone. I was just saying why sprinkle your plants with DNA. It may be deluited or not a good enough sample but yikes. Also piss kills most plants. At least dog pis does. I think it is gross. If it aint broke dont fix it.
 

Juandivad

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dude, r u retarded or something,i really made u feel like that?i wonder what else i can say to make u feel something!read the whole post before u put your comment out on the board,i think it was..."but that was many,many moons ago."i dont do shit like that anymore,if u were on this site long enough, u would of read the shit i put down about myself,of who i used to be.but comments like yours,u just jump in and wanna put something down and find a buddy to join in,relax bud,and go smoke some!!!!and i already went there,and dont wanna go back.i feel sorry for the people that r on your team,couse when it comes time to chose between getting cought and telling...i think we all know what team your playing for........u know what stranger...its not even that serious,ill admit i got a lil ticked,wouldnt u when some"stranger" says u should b in jail?...dude just grow or smoke and everything will b fine,and try not to let the things i say offend u,couse its gonnahappen alot here........good luck...rascalone:wink:
Hey man seriously good answer, im sorry man, i shouldnt have judged you like that, it just seemed a little dangerous having a person loose, with a gun shooting people . Just seemed a little heavy. i just got a little, i dont know, its just that with the social rejection towards people who smoke weed, man thats one thing that pisses me off, is like in my school when people find out you smoke weed they act like if they were scared or something and see as if you were some kind of junkie or criminal, but if they had never found out about the weed they wouldn have found anything wrong with me, i do just as good as them at school, even better,but they found out so im the worst. they can go and get drunk until they throw up but if they find out someone is smoking weed, Oh my, the things they are going to say about you. when it should be equal to alcohol, seriously i have crashed my car like 3 times, those three times i was drinking before, and i always go around driving while stoned listening to music, beautiful, slow driving relaxed, and i havent crashed once while stoned. even my mom, for her i can go and get drunk and get home as late as i want but if i stay home, rent a movie buy some mc donalds and smoke a joint damn, shes going to send to rehab. that pisses me off. because weed is great i love weed and i love more that i can grow it and smoke it, a great hobbie also. thats why i have to keep my plants hidden in the closet. you wrote that and i tought no wonder, they go around with guns shooting people, but yeah i should have read the whole post before writing that.and just want to say that your answer was very diplomatic, very friendly. Good luck and by the way Pee does work. :bigjoint:
 

RASCALONE

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Hey man seriously good answer, im sorry man, i shouldnt have judged you like that".>........im glad u r man enough to say you r sorry!alot a people would of kept going back and forth,u got a good head on your shoulders,and i can understand being judged,i feel u on that,i get it a whole lot!!apoligy excepted and vice a versa...i admit i lost it too.but know that that is over....i know i cant smoke with ya,but i just got back from dropping off my daughter and its time for a session,so ill blow some smoke for ya jaun,peace......rascalone

ps,your in college?
 

RASCALONE

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It was not directed at anyone. I was just saying why sprinkle your plants with DNA. It may be deluited or not a good enough sample but yikes. Also piss kills most plants. At least dog pis does. I think it is gross. If it aint broke dont fix it.
excuse me cloudflyer for jumping the gun,iwas in the middle of a few threads and....u know what it dont even matter,sorry for being a real creepo,lol....blaze it!!...rascalone:joint:
 

SHOOT2KILL66

The Gardener
When People Say To Piss On The Plant That Its Good Was True At One Time Like When Old Irish Farmers Would Say ..... Go On Over There Yawnder And Hav A Piss Behind That Tree Its Good For Them Lol ,,,,

Away Back Then People Would Have Only Eating Spuds And Veg , With Water Or Milk Yes That Would Of Been Some Good Organic Juice Mybe Back Then As What People Were Eating Was Natural ......now Nothing But Shit Gets Pumped Into Human Bodys Just Becose Of Handyness Far To Much Salt And Suger And The Other Crap ,, Vineger ,, Coca Cola ,, And All That Processed Crap

I Cant See Pissing In Your Plants Being Good At All Dudes
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
seen on the news 2 nite a woman drunk her own piss all her life an there lookin in2 it 4 cures 4 cancer an stuff lol
I cant understand how that would work because urine is all the excess nutrients your body DOESNT need or want within it. Why would you want to consume the things your body already has too much of and is trying to get rid of? :peace::peace::peace:
 

cloudflyer

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excuse me cloudflyer for jumping the gun,iwas in the middle of a few threads and....u know what it dont even matter,sorry for being a real creepo,lol....blaze it!!...rascalone:joint:
Dude WTF are you talking about bro. When you read my post do you imangine me being angry or upset in anyway at all? I was just talking about peeing on plants. I think your little scuffle has got you on the rise. For future refrence I talk like stoner cuz I am one:bigjoint:.
 

RASCALONE

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Dude WTF are you talking about bro. When you read my post do you imangine me being angry or upset in anyway at all? I was just talking about peeing on plants. I think your little scuffle has got you on the rise. For future refrence I talk like stoner cuz I am one:bigjoint:.
i was refering to the dna post and i thought it was directed to me,u said it wasnt,cool!as for being angry and upset,no,i dont think so,and ya the scuffle did have me on the rise,that was the reason i apologized to u......smoke on dude....rascalonebongsmilie
 

Vegetate

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Piss had been used for centuries to bleach out leather becauseof its high amonia content. I think if it was a good idea we would have read about the Indians pissing on their corn and not just bleaching their hides.

The only uses for human urine that come to mind are as a
component of fertilizer (mostly for the urea nitrogen
content). This cannot be done directly on growing crops
as it will burn foliage. Instead, urine can be added to
composting organic matter to supply nitrogen to the
composting organisms which then fix part of the nitogen
in forms which are useful in gardening. There may be a
small further use as an animal repellent to help prevent
deer and other pests from lunching in a garden area.

Written by Jerry McCormick, Staff, Chemistry, Independent Consultant
 

SHOOT2KILL66

The Gardener
This thread should be well dead mann lol

Has any 1 pissed on there plants yet and smoked them ??

Theres plently say its good who piss on there plants for nutrents but Has any 1 smoked from the plant that they used piss as nutes yet does it help with taste like normal organic nutes
 

duncan idaho

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Amen vegetate .ok for one thing, yes i ve smoked marijuana that i grew using my urine as part of the fertilization program.people need to do more research on a topic before making negative comments ,it just shows there ignorance AND for some people that posted ,how immature and narrow minded they are.For the love of god its not like your actually smoking urine. Think about all the outdoor marijauna thats grown and what must be in the dirt.Probably all the piss and shit from every animal u can think of along with im sure plenty of human waste.I bet most of u people have probably smoked ganja that human urine helped grow and didnt even know it.you guys really need to do a little bit of research and open your minds .Also "normal" organics wont help with the taste of marijauna except maybe sweet or molasses, so urine wont either, but its not goin to make it taste worse either. The major factors for taste other than the strain itself is the way u dry and cure your weed .so for the open minded and half way intelligent folks give the pee pee a try as long as you have a semi healthy diet your plants will love you for it, I promise.oh yeah just dilute 1 part urine to 10 parts water.
 
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