Vagina or Weed?

smok3h said:

Assault with a sticky weapon... truly a terrible crime.

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especially in jail.

eye exaggerate said:

...alright, gimme all yer popsicle sticks, sucka! (crafty bitch )

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Ice him. Ice them both. cn

[video=youtube;n5ovJy2V_sw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ovJy2V_sw[/video]

cannabineer said:

A stick-up? cn

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He was very happy with a bronze medal.

People don't appreciate how hard it is getting a bronze. cn

xKuroiTaimax said:

Funny it takes someone joking outlandishly for some of you to read and think, 'hey dude, that's douchey...' I know you guys have done far worse you dirty boys X3

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Sorry xKuroiTaimax, I know you think you like me based on a bit of info, and this was a joke, but I was serious.

Not that I ever did it, I WAS married and therefor I was legit for that board, but if these people are looking for a guaranteed level of detachment, and they already are thinking of the woman as an object to be manipulated, than why does THIS lie seem so evil as compared to everyone else they are saying or omitting?

I like that people are a bit revulsed, and they have a limit to the dishonesty that they are willing to engage in, but it is only a matter of degree. The 1st lie kills the relationship, whether it is about where you were the night before (tending your garden, but she KNOWS you are lying, just not about what), or if you were with your non-existant wife, which means there are areas in conversation you can't go.

So be a scumbag liar and accept it, or don't start. Either way, the relationship is pretty much doomed.

Imagine the conversation when they DO discover you are a drug dealer. Especially as it happens when the cops pull you over, she's in the car, and they charge her for the weight as well. You are putting other people in dangerous situations without their knowledge. Pretty much unforgivable.

^ Yeah..

Dear god. *facepalms self*

Men are dark and scary. I'm so lucky my sweetheart treats me like a queen...

I must give him more bjs.

Weed or pussy... Why not both? http://imgur.com/tZo4c

And think how much scarier I'd be if I wasn't so honest about my possible dishonesty.
Like I said, demonic smile.

WEED for sure, i was with my ex for 4 years, she didnt like the fact that i smoked so much, and i didnt like the fact that she bitched about it, so i picked the better smellin bitch

Haha ... Morning breath or Lemon Skunk ? .... Hmmmm

getting head or heroin?

Ass or Grass?

Tush or Kush?

Thongs or Bongs?

Hugs Not Drugs! cn

Ha I win I get to touch my vagina while smoking weed ( in a thong)

Quiff or spliff?
Blunt or ... hey look! Guardrails! cn

april said:

Ha I win I get to touch my vagina while smoking weed ( in a thong)

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Weed in a thong burns awfully. I recommend changing your smoking method. cn