Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

I woke up craving bacon....Bacon and nothing else was gonna do. Went and got my buddy and we went to the diner. Jam packed. We both said, Egg McMuffins. Drive across town, order. Sorry, It's 11:15. We stop breakfast at 11 AM.

Wound up going to the grocery store, bought a pound of bacon , and back to my house to make bacon and eggs, and dabs!!...Then we went to 2 open houses, in the pouring rain...Shitty run down tax foreclosure houses packed with lookers. Insane!
 
I woke up craving bacon....Bacon and nothing else was gonna do. Went and got my buddy and we went to the diner. Jam packed. We both said, Egg McMuffins. Drive across town, order. Sorry, It's 11:15. We stop breakfast at 11 AM.

Wound up going to the grocery store, bought a pound of bacon , and back to my house to make bacon and eggs, and dabs!!...Then we went to 2 open houses, in the pouring rain...Shitty run down tax foreclosure houses packed with lookers. Insane!
I make a better egg muffin than they sell. And if you were one of those underage, about to be financially exploited, kids in the rain behind my house? I'm sorry about the religious hymns at 200 watts and the excessively smoking smoker. Come back and enjoy a bite or asphyxiation.

Greedy kids imposing on my Saturday for their profit. Blah.
 
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