Weirdest Sexual Request You Got?

morgentaler said:
It must be that! That you can't get the women off because they're whores!

Maybe both you guys don't have dicks as big as you thought, and the guys those girls used to have sex with were a hell of a lot bigger than you.

If you can't get the job done with your dick, switch up your game.

You guys must have some humility left though, if you can tell the internet you weren't cut out for the job :P

:mrgreen:
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hahahahahahaha
 
mastakoosh said:
once i had a girl give me oral and kept trying to get near or play with my rectum lol. i said no no baby, koosh dont get down like that. she was actually an ex friends woman at the time and bongsmilietold me and all my boys that her man liked her to finger his butt lol...ewww. we would always get baked and laugh about it.....saying his farts always sounded funny, like bllllllloooommmpphhh with a bubble bursting sound at the end. like bllllooooomph-POPwhoosh hahahaha.
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HAHAHAHAHA this made me laugh soooooooooo fucking hard!!!!! maybe its just cuz im high but that shit is hilarious bongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmilie
The sounds effects were perfect.....hahaha
 
my girl runs a escort agency and ive heard the WEIRDEST shit u could imagine..and they live in cali neighborhoods neer u! mayb even on here!!

now keep in mind, sum girls fuck, sum dont. but regardless my girl just answers the phones (not a stripper) and she cant say anything about sex....

iv heard..

(bold is guy, reg is my girl)

''umm do u do anal? im not full service, OH no no,umm......on.....you? YEA! of course. well how about two people, its me and my buddy...''

or

''hi! i was wondering if u would just come over i will leave the door unlocked and just walk in and pee on me...ill leave 100 $$$ on the table, just do it no werds exchanged, would u do that???''

and we got a girl to do it tooo! hahahaaa

theres much weirder im just a lil baked fer the morning tyme!

hahah peace!
 
I was in the hospital. I was in it for serious alcohol poisoning. They ativaned the shit out of me. I was in my own room in this hospital asleep for seven days. Anyway during the seven days I remember this nurse, in what I thought was a dream, tying me up and forcing herself on me. I kept screaming wait!, I am down too. Lol, just untie me and we can have some fun. She wouldnt do it, just tied me up and had her way. I thought it was a dream and all hazy from barbituates I drifted awake and alseep for days. When I fully awoke I was tied up for real. I thought all clear, fuck what did I do. Then in walks another nurse. I never saw. She said apparantly I had tried to get up for a cigarette over and over. Wow, I said. I had a crazy dream. Then in walks the nurse, the one from my dream! I was still out of it, but years later all sobered up I am pretty sure this bitch raped me! Lol, she was ugly but damn I would have complied. I wonder why she kept me tied up.
 
eric.cartman said:
i once knew this female that would want to give me head or get fucked in public. not weird or is it?
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Ok Here is my story. I lived in Alabama for about six months. I met this chick that was kinda hot "great body" butter face girl, ya know.

Anyway, the first time we had sex it was pretty good she had great pussy,nice tits and smelled real good.

After I nutted, we were just kicking it, laying in bed watching tv smoking a bowl or two.

After we get high, she moved to the end of the bed and spread her legs and asked me to play with her pussy with my toes.

I was like WTF?? But went with it. The bitch got nutty she was grabing my ankle and trying to shove my foot in her box while I was moving my toes to rub her clit.

I was trying not to laugh, but she was into it hardcore like.

She fucking howled like a beagle when she came.

Craziest shit I ever seen. She joined the army about 2 months later and left town.

I think about her ever now and then.

Fucked up huh?!?
 
tea tree said:
I was in the hospital. I was in it for serious alcohol poisoning. They ativaned the shit out of me. I was in my own room in this hospital asleep for seven days. Anyway during the seven days I remember this nurse, in what I thought was a dream, tying me up and forcing herself on me. I kept screaming wait!, I am down too. Lol, just untie me and we can have some fun. She wouldnt do it, just tied me up and had her way. I thought it was a dream and all hazy from barbituates I drifted awake and alseep for days. When I fully awoke I was tied up for real. I thought all clear, fuck what did I do. Then in walks another nurse. I never saw. She said apparantly I had tried to get up for a cigarette over and over. Wow, I said. I had a crazy dream. Then in walks the nurse, the one from my dream! I was still out of it, but years later all sobered up I am pretty sure this bitch raped me! Lol, she was ugly but damn I would have complied. I wonder why she kept me tied up.
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dude that's so bull shit i'll call it.
 
yeah one time i was at a party and i was really drunk and got head from this girl in the parking lot behind the house where the party was taking place, anyways i was dry humping her and she puts her hand on my ass, and i dont' think anything of it, then she starts making her way down to my asshole and i start moving my ass keep her from going down there. needless to say i never talked to her or saw her again. oh yeah and i just met her that night lol
 
yeah, the weirdest thing has been when they try to finger you in the ass... :S, didn't know it was that common...

i've fucked girls in the ass tho, bitches cry the first few times, after the 3rd time tho, they love it.... buajaja
 
been asked to wear jandles

had plenty of kinky girls not sure where to start few wanted it in the ass
my ex brought her hand cuffs home from work tried to put them on me i got them on her and fucked her in the ass

night before last a girl got me to fist her.... its pretty weird in there once you can fit your whole hand in like a warm sock puppet

had 3,4,5 girls at one time
one girl watch me with her sister
 
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