What did you accomplish today?
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420God
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No clue. Never did a brisket yet. Need to soon though, I've had one in the freezer for a while and now I have to make room for another bull we're taking in tomorrow.
Had a policeman try to calm me down after I switched the grip on my crutch to use it as a weapon after one fuckwit too many decided to try and barge past someone with limited mobility called me. This was after locals turned away after hearing the names I called him in Dutch, offensive was an understatement. This was also after 40mg of Valium, and the cunt still thought he could push through me which was not his smartest idea.
He won't do that again, the cunt knows he's marked now.
Strangely enough, after that I had no problem with fuckwits getting in my way...
He won't do that again, the cunt knows he's marked now.
Strangely enough, after that I had no problem with fuckwits getting in my way...
dangledo
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Well it's a no wrap now for sure that I can't find any butcher paper. Even meat lockers around here don't have anything without wax.
About to order a hundred foot roll to have that on hand cause this not first time I've looked for it.
Typical me, need it 5x before I do something about it.
UncleBuck
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you need therapy
I foil and it works for me. But listen to @Gary Goodson
And you need a dose of Strychnine, what's your point apart from proving you're a dick?
Gary Goodson
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I used brown butcher paper(no wax) but if I don’t have it I’ll use heavy duty foil. Just make sure to check it’s temp. You’re aiming for 200 degrees. And then let it rest wrapped for at least an hour. But two hours would be even better. I also like to put a towel around it while it rests.
Oh and don’t be scared to just poke the probe right through the foil when checking temp. If you have a probe you leave in, just poke it through after you wrap.
Almost exactly what I do with foil, only difference is I put it in an insulated chest wrapped in a towel if I'm holding over a couple hours. I leave the temp probe in. I want to make sure I don't drop to much heat.
UncleBuck
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therapy will help you
Gary Goodson
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I have a dedicated cooler just for that. But I didn’t suggest that because once you do that, that cooler will smell like smoke forever lol
tangerinegreen555
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Setting up for touch up work tomorrow.
Garage was full of stored boxes, didn't want to drip stuff on it or work around it.
Have to pressure wash, extreme bond primer and paint front patio slab edges. Was originally going to have that epoxy stoned, but that would have involved boring into concrete to make forms. I didn't want perfectly good, uncracked 1962 cement fucked with. I'll just paint it musket brown.
And they charged $600 less (because it involved a lot more work) when I said don't do the edges. So I'm paying myself the $600 as soon as I'm done.
Garage was full of stored boxes, didn't want to drip stuff on it or work around it.
Have to pressure wash, extreme bond primer and paint front patio slab edges. Was originally going to have that epoxy stoned, but that would have involved boring into concrete to make forms. I didn't want perfectly good, uncracked 1962 cement fucked with. I'll just paint it musket brown.
And they charged $600 less (because it involved a lot more work) when I said don't do the edges. So I'm paying myself the $600 as soon as I'm done.
Only if she doesn't eat crackers in bed.I prefer Jayne Mansfield
K, that rule could easily go by the wayside.
tangerinegreen555
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I'd get her a whole box of Ritz and Saltines if she liked crackers. And some Danish butter cheese and a bottle of liebfraumilch.
What do you dial for room service?
Do me a favor and please use the "reply" button so I can follow your response to which one of the various covo's that are going on.
Thank You.
#I'mADumbassthatneedsaLink
BleedsGreen
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I just wasn't sure whom he was replying to. Nothing nefarious I promise. :cool"