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gioua

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you could say to your significant other to wake them up quickly!?


had some medibles this am pain was bad today.. smoked off and off since 3 am go back to sleep and my brain is spinning.. missing church today.. trying to fall back to sleep.. start getting the giggles and this ? came to mind.. then all the answer did.. some made me almost wake up the wife while giggling..

one of my answers was


Hey.. I set Gretchen (dog) on fire..

effng medibles...
 
ASMALLVOICE

ASMALLVOICE

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If I tell the wifey that "Mr. Johnson needs to take a walk", I had better mean it, as that is our SHTF code that means arm yourself as a fight is eminent. I have never said it, but we both know that if that is what is said from either of us, it is game on for sure. I would never ever under any circumstance put her through that as a joke, hell, I do not wish to end up on the receiving end of some form a brutality, that I am sure would follow from scaring her to that extent, and the same could be said for me.

I hope I never have to utter that sentence to her, but would not hesitate to do so if needed.

Peace

Asmallvoice
 
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joe macclennan

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wifey woke me up a coupla months ago when she came running in choking. Try going from sound asleep to giving the Heimlich in 1.2 seconds. I hope I never get woke up like that again. She swears I saved her life.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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joe macclennan said:
wifey woke me up a coupla months ago when she came running in choking. Try going from sound asleep to giving the Heimlich in 1.2 seconds. I hope I never get woke up like that again. She swears I saved her life.
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Sorry about that - I'll try not to get there so early next time. :lol:
 
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