What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

Winter Woman said:
We were taking a road trip vacation and got to feelin' a little randy. Giving him a bj just wasn't doing it for me so we decided to take care of that.

Now we are in podunk USA and there is almost no traffic and there was this nice little Piggly Wiggly that was in front of an industrial park. We craned our heads around and didn't see a soul, nada, no one. We pulled around behind the Piggly Wiggly and gave another quick look around and still saw no one.

Well, you know the rest. The front seats recline, the sun dress goes up, energy is expended. Then we sensed that something just wasn't quite right and we look around, there is this UPS truck that is now parked right, and I mean right next to us and the driver is sitting there staring down at us, eating his sandwich, smiling from ear to ear.

Seat backs now go up erect and the machine shop behind the Piggly Wiggly must have let out for lunch and the workers were sitting at the picnic table placed on the side of their parking lot that connected to the Piggly Wiggle parking lot. Must have been about a dozen people (mostly men) just sitting and standing there watching the show.
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epic. My wife and I and the said daewoo got a crowd behind barnes and noble...
 
I take back what I said before. I have been an internet slut before. When I was about 19, I had just left this asshole guy, and i was lonely and unsure about myself still, and had emotional issues I hadn't dealt with from before him anyway. So I would go into these chatrooms that were segregated by state, and I would find lonely men in there and just completely use them for attention. But I always made sure I chose guys that were far away...like I was living in Colorado and they were in New Jersey...so I never really had to make a commitment or anything lol. Well, I didn't think anything of it. I had these guys on webcam with me every night, lavishing me with attention, offering to fly me there, buy me things, just trying to get the golden pussy, you know how it is. One guy even paid for me to go to Tokyo. Then they all seemed to decide they were in love and it just wasn't as fun after that. Plus I matured a little and realized that they were lonely too and I was just messing with their feelings, so I felt bad and stopped. That is probably the only slightly sexual thing i've ever done that i've felt badly about.
 
RainbowBrite86 said:
I take back what I said before. I have been an internet slut before. When I was about 19, I had just left this asshole guy, and i was lonely and unsure about myself still, and had emotional issues I hadn't dealt with from before him anyway. So I would go into these chatrooms that were segregated by state, and I would find lonely men in there and just completely use them for attention. But I always made sure I chose guys that were far away...like I was living in Colorado and they were in New Jersey...so I never really had to make a commitment or anything lol. Well, I didn't think anything of it. I had these guys on webcam with me every night, lavishing me with attention, offering to fly me there, buy me things, just trying to get the golden pussy, you know how it is. One guy even paid for me to go to Tokyo. Then they all seemed to decide they were in love and it just wasn't as fun after that. Plus I matured a little and realized that they were lonely too and I was just messing with their feelings, so I felt bad and stopped. That is probably the only slightly sexual thing i've ever done that i've felt badly about.
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but have you ever mouth fucked a dog?
 
RainbowBrite86 said:
I take back what I said before. I have been an internet slut before. When I was about 19, I had just left this asshole guy, and i was lonely and unsure about myself still, and had emotional issues I hadn't dealt with from before him anyway. So I would go into these chatrooms that were segregated by state, and I would find lonely men in there and just completely use them for attention. But I always made sure I chose guys that were far away...like I was living in Colorado and they were in New Jersey...so I never really had to make a commitment or anything lol. Well, I didn't think anything of it. I had these guys on webcam with me every night, lavishing me with attention, offering to fly me there, buy me things, just trying to get the golden pussy, you know how it is. One guy even paid for me to go to Tokyo. Then they all seemed to decide they were in love and it just wasn't as fun after that. Plus I matured a little and realized that they were lonely too and I was just messing with their feelings, so I felt bad and stopped. That is probably the only slightly sexual thing i've ever done that i've felt badly about.
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That's sad. :( -rep....

just kiddin
 
I could share some of my exploits but I don't want to scare the straight men of RIU. It's best to keep some shit to yourself. :D
 
man almost everything i have done has been slutty i prittty bad with beeing slutie i dont think you guys have the time lolz
 
Carne Seca said:
I could share some of my exploits but I don't want to scare the straight men of RIU. It's best to keep some shit to yourself. :D
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I was a big fan of the female anus growing up, and I didn't have a computer to go shopping for sex toys. So I'd play with my girlfriends asses with weird shit I found around the house, like electric toothbrushes and screwdriver handles.
 
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