What The Fuck Do I Do Now?

the.fatman.cometh

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #1

Tell me this isn't some bullshit,
I got enough bud for 3 more joints, but I have no papers, I have a bong, but no lighters, no matches no way to the store, none of the amigos are at home or I can't fuckin' reach 'em,
the wifey is sleeping, what the fuck do I do now? Ideas anyone? This is rediculous, it isn't karma, I..dammit

 

cincismoker

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #2

the stove if ur relly desprite might be kinda hard dou

 

midgradeindasouth

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #3

FInd some thing to roll it in.
LIke a page out of bible or the wrapper off of a tampon.
Use the stove to light it.

 

the.fatman.cometh

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #4

How? It boggles me fuckin' mind!

 

cincismoker

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #5

u got a gas stove? thats fire lol

 

the.fatman.cometh

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #6

No bible, the wife isnt riding her menstrual cycle right now, so no tampons, it's a good thing she isn't riding it right now cause she always runs my ass over!

 

midgradeindasouth

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #7

Or you could get a straw and suck the smoke off of a bud that is sitting on the stove.

I would say knife hits.
Have never used them though.

 

Biggietalls

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #8

Wildwood Survival - Fire from a Can of Coke and a Chocolate Bar

 

cincismoker

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #9

the suns not out though man lol, atleast were im at

 

the.fatman.cometh

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #10

Knife hits! Of course! Fuck Ii feel like a fucking idiot, dammit. Hey midgradeindasouth, PM me.

 

midgradeindasouth

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #11

YouTube - Knife Hits of Weed

 

the.fatman.cometh

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #12

Perfect
Thank you

 

Pizip

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2007

• #13

ooo i think I have an idea.

If you have an inscent you can light
it by stove and there you go or if
you dont have any find a stick that
you can light on fire and use
it that way. And if you have a bible
laying around and i don't recommend you
do this if you have a guilty concsious, you could use
the bible papers as rolling paper.

 

Biznizz Hippee

Active Member

• Jul 20, 2007

• #14

its not bad if you use the parts of the bible that have the index or publishers on it right ?
i would say stock up next time but i dont use papers its cigerellos for me

 

IPokeSmot

Well-Known Member

• Jul 20, 2007

• #15

alright.
get atoilet paper tube
a hole punch
something to use as a bowl (foil will work also)

punch hole in tube, make u a lil bowl, stick it in there. put on hand over one end, and suck the smoke thru the other.

for your lighter.... stick a piece of paper to the stove till it catches on fire, then light a candle with it. theres your lighter.

 

IPokeSmot

Well-Known Member

• Jul 20, 2007

• #16

or you could just make yourself a little tiny magic brownie.
find the Betty crocker cookbook, and cut the recipe into like......1/8ths. lol

a litty itty bitty brownie.
yumm

 

AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

New Member

• Jul 20, 2007

• #17

well if you have a pencil an a microwave..you draw a little dot on a piece of paper then stick it in the micro till it's on fire...last resort though...

 

the.fatman.cometh

Well-Known Member

• Jul 20, 2007

• #18

Hey thinks for all the replies/ideas/stoner sympathy, but its knife hits all the way, very nice=)

 

el_maco

Well-Known Member

• Jul 20, 2007

• #19

what do you mean with ''amigos'' is taken from spanish?

 

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ThatPirateGuy

Well-Known Member

• Jul 20, 2007

• #20

I'm Pretty sure he means his friends Maco. A lot of English speakers, especially in America closer to the Mexican border, use Spanish words as slang.