What would make THE FUTURE Christ cool with you? O.M.G.
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Nevaeh420
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That's a lot of Jesus'.
But there can only be One True Christ. There can be Christ-like people all over the place but only One True Christ!
I am the One Christ but no one cares and some think I'm just delusional. Whatever.
Do YOU believe the Bible? And this is a serious question.
I personally don't believe in any of the "miracles" in the Bible. I believe there are some facts in the Bible but I'm not sure where they are.
I cant do anything supernatural or any miracles so I must be a guy with a Christ complex. Because if the real Christ needs to do miracles then you have the wrong person.
What I can do is what I have told you all from the beginning, and that's build the best world possible. I could also build other worlds using the stuff in the asteroid belt but that's for later. I could have us all living like kings and queens but no one takes Me seriously. And even if they did take Me seriously, what can they do about it? It doesn't matter much because I'm just going to continue to be Me and that's all I can do.
~PEACE~
bulastoner
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BossHoggins
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I vote for a Christ Cage Match between everyone who says they are Christ.
My money is on Crazy Bum Jesus.
My money is on Crazy Bum Jesus.
Nevaeh420
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I, Christ George, win by default because no one else showed up and Jesus has been dead for about 2,000 years.
Where is your Jesus?
~PEACE~
tyler.durden
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If you your reading comprehension was at a fifth grade level or above, you would have understood that his post said 'everyone claiming to be christ'. This subject has come up before: there are many crazy people in the world claiming to be christ, Heis posted an article about three men claiming to be christ put together in an asylum, I've posted others claiming to be christ like these freaks -
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Claiming to be divine or christ is fairly common among mentally ill people such as yourself, you're not special...
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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you actually made me spit my beer out , i think people might be more impressed if your initials were ' o m g ' then you wouldn't have to say the comical ' what are my initials backwards' bit ,
i actually know someone called Oliver Martin Gerrard , and he believes he is Jesus , like you , because his initials say 'oh my god' , hes got one over you .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCnrX1w5luM
Beefbisquit
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[video=youtube_share;6AIdXisPqHc]http://youtu.be/6AIdXisPqHc[/video]
Magna Carta Holy Grail - Jay-Z (Hova)
Magna Carta Holy Grail - Jay-Z (Hova)
Nevaeh420
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Maybe, but I never knew that My initials were OMG backwards until I turned 23 years old in 2008. Before that, I never thought there was anything special about My Name. My whole life I just knew that My initials were GMO until 2008.
I'm not going to fight over who has the most special name because I know that I do.
But seriously, I hope your friend finds some peace.
EDIT- Ok, I will tell you why I believe that I have the coolest Name in the universe. My Name George Manuel Oliveira means "Farmer God is with us, OLIVE TREE"! If you read the Bible, Romans 11:16-26 you will see that it talks a lot about the OLIVE TREE and My last Name, Oliveira, means OLIVE TREE. Furthermore, if you read Revelations 3:12 you will see that Jesus said "And on him I will write My NEW NAME!" Plus My initials GMO means Genetically Modified Organism and as we all know, GMO backwards is OMG which stands for O My God. So what do you think about Me now?
EDIT- Oh yeah, and My mothers name is Mary! Go figure!
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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[video=youtube_share;6AIdXisPqHc]http://youtu.be/6AIdXisPqHc[/video]
Magna Carta Holy Grail - Jay-Z (Hova)
I know you love Jay Z so I will play one for you that you might like and it has to do with the return of God.
Jay Z- Run This Town
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"Microphone fiend, it's the return of the God, peace God!"
~PEACE~
Beefbisquit
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It's not about the return of god. Jay-Z calls himself "Hova" short for "Jehova" because he's the 'god' of rap music, and calls himself its 'savior'.
The ROC, or 'La Familia' which he mentions in that song, consists of; Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye West, and Rhianna. Total net worth of just shy of $1,000,000,000
Jay-Z is worth a cool $450,000,000
Beyonce is worth $350,000,000
Kanye West $100,000,000
Rhianna $90,000,000
Total; $990,000,000
Just a fun fact... lol
Listen to the song "Crown" the first line is;
"You in the presence of a king,
Scratch that, you in the presence of a god..."
There's about 10000 other references that Jay-Z makes towards himself being "Hova" or the "savior of rap", or the "king". It has nothing to do with 'god' in the sense that you're describing.
Heisenberg
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