What's For Dinner Tonight?
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CrackerJax
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I was offloading next to a golf course fairway and blocked one lane of a two lane road. I was legal and cones were out.... this elderly couple PLOWS through the cones and dang near run me over!
So, they back up...take the proper lane and then pull up next to me and CUT the engine. They have a map open and start asking me directions as cars start to pile up behind them. It's one of the few times in my ADULT life that I have lost my temper. I won't repeat what I said....but they drove off flustered. Everyone behind them honked and waved at me as they finally got past.... they read my body language...
So, they back up...take the proper lane and then pull up next to me and CUT the engine. They have a map open and start asking me directions as cars start to pile up behind them. It's one of the few times in my ADULT life that I have lost my temper. I won't repeat what I said....but they drove off flustered. Everyone behind them honked and waved at me as they finally got past.... they read my body language...
CrackerJax
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It took me a second to take in the full stupidity.... 
tip top toker
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i think there needs to be a minimum speed limit on all roads if ya can't keep to it you shouldn't be driving a car! i must confess i turn into a right bastard when driving, even flipped someone offf the other day i got so mad. was driving down a dual carriageway, and a jauar was in the overtaking lane, doing the maximum the speed limit would allow, and not going anywhere, so i went to overtake on the outside to let them realise what nobs they were being, so they swerved over and started driving across the both lanes. i figured a skoda wasn't worth as much to me as his shiny jaguar was to him so ust gunned it and sure enough, he moved over. would have clipped him if i wasn't afraid of the consequences. dick
umm, food, yeah, just ate a towered up zinger burger for second day in a row
yummmmy 
if ya can't keep to it you shouldn't be driving a car! i must confess i turn into a right bastard when driving, even flipped someone offf the other day i got so mad. was driving down a dual carriageway, and a jauar was in the overtaking lane, doing the maximum the speed limit would allow, and not going anywhere, so i went to overtake on the outside to let them realise what nobs they were being, so they swerved over and started driving across the both lanes. i figured a skoda wasn't worth as much to me as his shiny jaguar was to him so ust gunned it and sure enough, he moved over. would have clipped him if i wasn't afraid of the consequences. dickumm, food, yeah, just ate a towered up zinger burger for second day in a row
yummmmy
CrackerJax
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Knocking off the last few hot dogs with onions.... burp.
Now back in the 70's cars were built very much stronger than today. My buddy Tim had a wreck of a car, but the engine was solid. We would get all high and drive into NYC and bump arseholes on the road for kicks.... Anyone who cut someone off garnered our wrath.... we didn't give a crap about our exterior....but boy they sure did.... lots of fingers and shouting. Tim had a hole in the passenger floorboard and we would drop M-80's down it once we got in front of one of them.... kidzzzz! FTW!!!
Now back in the 70's cars were built very much stronger than today. My buddy Tim had a wreck of a car, but the engine was solid. We would get all high and drive into NYC and bump arseholes on the road for kicks.... Anyone who cut someone off garnered our wrath.... we didn't give a crap about our exterior....but boy they sure did.... lots of fingers and shouting. Tim had a hole in the passenger floorboard and we would drop M-80's down it once we got in front of one of them.... kidzzzz! FTW!!!
CrackerJax
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Tim's dad kept yelling at him to fix that damn thing.... sh*t is going to fall through and hurt somebody!!!
We'd just laugh..... that's the plan Pops!!!
We'd just laugh..... that's the plan Pops!!!
llop1103
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Just ate some jalapeno and cream cheese taquitos from 7/11. I was starving and that was the first place i saw as i was on my way home from picking something up. They are not that bad but they will hurt you in the long run if you know what i mean lol, but hey it only cost 2.20 so it was cheap on my pockets and semi filled my stomach.
CrackerJax
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No I don't remember that show estes, but we thought of just about everything....but did very little actual harmful stuff... we were wild but not crazy. Lawdy, we made all sorts of bombs.... napalm.... my Dad knew a few ppl who were "connected" so every fourth we got all the BIG stuff ... all totally illegal now. Silver salutes were twice what an M80 was. My dad would come home with the trunk loaded.
Back when the govt. wasn't trying to nanny everyone. Back when we were free.
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ahaha.... every now and again, i break down for some taquitos at the store.... I always regret it and do a 6 month reset...
Back when the govt. wasn't trying to nanny everyone. Back when we were free.
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ahaha.... every now and again, i break down for some taquitos at the store.... I always regret it and do a 6 month reset...
IAm5toned
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lol it wasnt a show, it was a video game for the original NES (spy hunter) i can still hear the theme song if i concentrate hard enough )
never had an M80 hole ( i grew up in mass and getting ahold of M80's was easier said than done)
but, we had something better...... did you know BB's will bounce on pavement quite remarkably? lol.
we always kept one of those cardboard containers of daisy bb's in whoevers beater we were out cruising around in. if someone pissed us off (very common occurance) we would simply pull up 20 yards ahead of 'em and send a handful of bb's out into the ole slipstream
a bb does an amazing amount of damage when you drive into it going 70+ mph a whole handful does alot of damage haha.
we were such assholes when we were kids... but it was different times, you could get away with doing shit like that. nowadays youd prolly be charged as a terrorist for commiting crimes on a federal right of way and fined 10k per bb or some stupid shit like that. laws have gotten really draconian lately, i almost feel bad for all the kids out there..
)never had an M80 hole ( i grew up in mass and getting ahold of M80's was easier said than done)
but, we had something better...... did you know BB's will bounce on pavement quite remarkably? lol.
we always kept one of those cardboard containers of daisy bb's in whoevers beater we were out cruising around in. if someone pissed us off (very common occurance) we would simply pull up 20 yards ahead of 'em and send a handful of bb's out into the ole slipstream
a bb does an amazing amount of damage when you drive into it going 70+ mph a whole handful does alot of damage haha.we were such assholes when we were kids... but it was different times, you could get away with doing shit like that. nowadays youd prolly be charged as a terrorist for commiting crimes on a federal right of way and fined 10k per bb or some stupid shit like that. laws have gotten really draconian lately, i almost feel bad for all the kids out there..
CrackerJax
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I knew a guy who kept a jar full of pennies for just such occasions....
My Uncle was a bit of a dark horse, and you could buy M-80's (the real ones) still in S.C. Whenever he swung by, he had his whole glove box full, and as many as I could squeeze into both hands I could have for free. After that, he had a deal with the local hobby shop owner....they were into all sorts of things..... the first time I went in, I asked the guy if he had any M. That's all I got out...he was like NO!!! I realized someone else was in the store... so I waited. fter the guy left I simply said my Uncle sent me.... the guy got a big grin and said... so ur CRACKERJAX ... yes I am.... well, come in the back... it was like visiting OZ .... I was charged 10cents a piece! Everyone else was 50 cents.
Those were the days.
My Uncle was a bit of a dark horse, and you could buy M-80's (the real ones) still in S.C. Whenever he swung by, he had his whole glove box full, and as many as I could squeeze into both hands I could have for free. After that, he had a deal with the local hobby shop owner....they were into all sorts of things..... the first time I went in, I asked the guy if he had any M. That's all I got out...he was like NO!!! I realized someone else was in the store... so I waited. fter the guy left I simply said my Uncle sent me.... the guy got a big grin and said... so ur CRACKERJAX ... yes I am.... well, come in the back... it was like visiting OZ .... I was charged 10cents a piece!
Everyone else was 50 cents. Those were the days.
TrynaGroSumShyt
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yea we get all kindashit in sc.. fireworks year round.. im from jersey.. none of that in AC.I knew a guy who kept a jar full of pennies for just such occasions....
My Uncle was a bit of a dark horse, and you could buy M-80's (the real ones) still in S.C. Whenever he swung by, he had his whole glove box full, and as many as I could squeeze into both hands I could have for free. After that, he had a deal with the local hobby shop owner....they were into all sorts of things..... the first time I went in, I asked the guy if he had any M. That's all I got out...he was like NO!!! I realized someone else was in the store... so I waited. fter the guy left I simply said my Uncle sent me.... the guy got a big grin and said... so ur CRACKERJAX ... yes I am.... well, come in the back... it was like visiting OZ .... I was charged 10cents a piece!
Those were the days.
CrackerJax
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Don't be a pussy....go ahead and enlist.
Gumbo... dang I have not had that in awhile. That is going on my to do list... ty.
Yah, but M-80's are a thing of the past.... unless you make ur own. I was able to procure some real ones 5 years ago through an agricultural loophole
That loop has been closed however 
...but I still have about 50 of them for when my nephews visit and friends. Brings back fond memories. That stuff today isn't much more than firecrackers...
streetlegal
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Yesterdays pizza warmed up..
I have a swollen gum in the back but wen I get stoned I
can't feel it and chew food on that side of my mouth, but
wen I'm no longer stoned I realize how much I've re-hurt it again
I have a swollen gum in the back but wen I get stoned I
can't feel it and chew food on that side of my mouth, but
wen I'm no longer stoned I realize how much I've re-hurt it again
CrackerJax
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So.... Eric hurt you huh.. Ow.
Ow.