ok well some stupid things ive done under the influence:
-we used to drink in cemeterys and i always would climb this big 15 foot crucifix and shake the shit out of it trying to break it. never had any luck.
-just last week i spent the night at my gfs house. i got so smashed i pissed myself! hahaha my gf was sleeping next to me too! i woke up with no pants on and my back soaked in what i thought was water til i realized there was no empty bottle near by
-this next one is kinda a "funny when you look back" kinda story. i once passed out behind the wheel in front of the police station. thank god nothing happened
-my friend used to live behind a bar and i once puked in his driveway and the next day his mom came out "see this is why i hate living by this bar! you get drunken idiots!!" little did she know it was her sons friend. who is too young to even get in a bar.
-oh how could i forget... i got arrested last week for public intox and minor in possession. my sister her friend and my gf and me were walking from this party to another party. its a college town so we werent too worried at all. we start walking when out of no where these three cops came out and started asking the girls a bunch of questions. not even acknowledging me. i kept asking "what are you doing?!?!" dont say anything guys!!... the cops out of nowhere threw me against a fence and cuffed me. they then proceeded to take me to the station where i had to spend the night in the "drunk tank". it sucked balls. some guy who was in jail for a while was kicking candies to me when i was checking in. i probably shouldnt have eaten those haha. they didnt even have a toilet in my cell. just a hole in the ground. there were 2 other guys in there and i had to take a shit!!! couldnt do it... and the older guy kept farting really loud in his sleep. and the other little bitch kid kept whining to the cops to please let him out cuz he wasnt drunk anymore.
oh man there are more too... good times...
trying to see some of the stupidiest shit people have done while they were stoned! for me it was when i was about 17! me and 2 of my friends were walking down a side road and we passed a cow pasture that had one of those electric fences across the top of it! well just bullshitin i dared one of my boyz to grab the top of the fence and of course he did and it gave him a little shock! but thats not the STUPID thing i got dared to piss on it! so im standin their tryin to work my nerv up! i whip it out out cut it lose! but im missin the fence cuz im stoned and scared! im flipin my piss as fast as i can over it hopein nothing will happen! then next thing i know im jumpin like i got stung by a bee down their! it shocked me! the little bit of current traveled up the stream of my urin and taged my ass! when i looked down i had piss all down my pants leg! but i couldnt help not to laugh about it cuz i was stoned! so im walkin down the road back home in pissy pants! man aint that some shit! pissin on a electric fence ( THATS STUPID) 
