whats the STUPIDIEST sh*t ( not craziest ) thing you have done stoned?

Trusted a group of Garbage Heads (high school kids that'll do any drug, no matter what it is... they loved snorting anti-depressants, if that gives you any idea)... went and smoked weed with 'em and when we got caught, they ran off and left me all by my lonesome, holding the bag. Putting myself in ANY sort of social-type situation with those assholes was stupid.
 
Funny thing is though, It took me 20 years to learn the difference between stupid and crazy.

For example:

Stupid: My friends and I decided to go to the beach to get high amongst all the families and kids there.

Crazy: Taking off all our clothes to sunbathe.

Really Crazy: Telling the other people at the beach to go fuck themselves.

Extremely Crazy: Offering the cops a hit off the pipe.

I ended up getting a slap on the wrist and a ride home from the cops because I was a minor. My mom was pissed, but my dad laughed his ass off.
 
I don't do stupid shit when I smoke, I don't do stupid shit period. Alcohol is the only thing that has made me do stupid things.
 
strangerdude562 said:
I don't do stupid shit when I smoke, I don't do stupid shit period. Alcohol is the only thing that has made me do stupid things.
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100% truth right here.I'm under my own control when I smoke. if I say something stupid its cause im high and happy and dont give a fuck. but when I use to drink it was scary, cant tell friends from enemies. Not dissing drinking to each their own but im glad i smoke weed.
 
come on strangerduder! you dont do stupid shit now! but you have one time in you life while you where stoned! ( come on lets here it ) lol
 
I was playin these 2 girls and sent one of them a text that was supposed to go to the other one and it had her name in it. leave the name out, i learned my lesson the hard way
 
I have to agree with mysticclown when i smoke im in control and am all there, if i do something stupid its cause i dont care, the only time ive done something stupid is start yelling at people in the parking lot to the movies, i was calling people names of people they looked like...idk
 
I went into a car i wasn't suppose to be in at like 3am, the owner of the car came outside starts screaming he called the cops i locked the doors and when the cop came tried opening the door i flipped him off and screamed fuck you. He then got the keys from the owner of the car and he open the door once he did that he tried grabbing me and i punched him in the face as soon as i did that i got tazed by 2 other cops from the passenger side of the car. I just went blank and started fighting with the cops i ended up getting tazed 6 times with over a million jolts before i fell to the ground and then i was in cuffs i told them that it felt great and i enjoyed it, to make a long story short they took me to the ER then the next day i was in the physco ward, i was held there for almost 2 weeks. Fuck that place tho never going back there.

Oh this all happened after i smoked a blunt wit 4 different strains + keaf from over 200 strains, with 4 other friends and i ended up getting jumped by them because i was went crazy and started fighting with my best friend because he wouldn't turn of his Verizon phone and take the batteries out.
 
YogiFresh said:
I went into a car i wasn't suppose to be in at like 3am, the owner of the car came outside starts screaming he called the cops i locked the doors and when the cop came tried opening the door i flipped him off and screamed fuck you. He then got the keys from the owner of the car and he open the door once he did that he tried grabbing me and i punched him in the face as soon as i did that i got tazed by 2 other cops from the passenger side of the car. I just went blank and started fighting with the cops i ended up getting tazed 6 times with over a million jolts before i fell to the ground and then i was in cuffs i told them that it felt great and i enjoyed it, to make a long story short they took me to the ER then the next day i was in the physco ward, i was held there for almost 2 weeks. Fuck that place tho never going back there.

Oh this all happened after i smoked a blunt wit 4 different strains + keaf from over 200 strains, with 4 other friends and i ended up getting jumped by them because i was went crazy and started fighting with my best friend because he wouldn't turn of his Verizon phone and take the batteries out.
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None of that had anything to do with you smoking weed. my money says its all just bs anyways. either way you need to grow the fuck up
 
My stories have almost no end but this one is my favorite...The STUPIDEST thing I ever did(keep in mind it was a few years ago Im not quite this stupid anymore) was when I agreed with my friend that it would be cool to lay on the roof of the local middle school and look at the stars

it might've worked out if we hadn't of ended up bringing 20 people and a cooler of beer...Turns out thats frowned upon by the law enforcement and when the silent alarm starts going off on the roof of a school at 4 AM they start to get pissy



I STILL don't know to this day how I thought that was a good idea
 
YogiFresh said:
I went into a car i wasn't suppose to be in at like 3am, the owner of the car came outside starts screaming he called the cops i locked the doors and when the cop came tried opening the door i flipped him off and screamed fuck you. He then got the keys from the owner of the car and he open the door once he did that he tried grabbing me and i punched him in the face as soon as i did that i got tazed by 2 other cops from the passenger side of the car. I just went blank and started fighting with the cops i ended up getting tazed 6 times with over a million jolts before i fell to the ground and then i was in cuffs i told them that it felt great and i enjoyed it, to make a long story short they took me to the ER then the next day i was in the physco ward, i was held there for almost 2 weeks. Fuck that place tho never going back there.

Oh this all happened after i smoked a blunt wit 4 different strains + keaf from over 200 strains, with 4 other friends and i ended up getting jumped by them because i was went crazy and started fighting with my best friend because he wouldn't turn of his Verizon phone and take the batteries out.
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Wtf? I'm pretty sure that's all bullshit.

But if it's not good luck getting citizenship. If we're letting in douchebags like that I'm goin to canada.
 
Louis541 said:
Wtf? I'm pretty sure that's all bullshit.

But if it's not good luck getting citizenship. If we're letting in douchebags like that I'm goin to canada.
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hahaha i think there should be a mandatory douche test to see how big of an asshole people are before we allow them in our country haha
 
damn you guys are harsh. :peace:
obviously the story isnt true.....
Im sure yogi is just stoned and thought it would be a funy joke.
what I cant believe is you guys thought it was true, hahahahaha :hug:
 
No this would only be a small entry in the journal of nonsense he's been posting on RIU, yogi says a lot of stupid stuff.

To be honest I've never done anything stupid because I was stoned. Once I'm high I'm usually more careful about what I do because I have no desire to deal with confrontation, drama, or the police so I try to be smart about the things I engage in. On the other had I have done stupid things to get high, like bringing a backpack full of weed, a bong, and pipe to a school that had a drug dog on campus everyday. Driving an hour at 1:00 at night to meet some dealer in a parking lot of a closed grocery store with two people that are more stupid than I was for agreeing to make the trip. Starting a grow with my dipshit cousin, that names a few.
 
i danced on a bar bare chested.. it was fun, n i got alot of guys numbers that night..whoooooooohoooooooooooooooooo plus a free tshirt..
 
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