whats the STUPIDIEST sh*t ( not craziest ) thing you have done stoned?

i thought maybe my land turtle could swim. so i threw it in the pond. she sank to the bottom then i went in after it and destroyed my phone.
hiting the 5 gallon gravity bong after helped me understand that i was high as a kite.
 
You know most of the stupid shit I did as a teenager was because we had no weed and we were fuckin bored.......I don't think I would have done half the shit I did if I had a constant supply of weed all the time growing up....
 
okay here's my story stupidest thing i ever done while high was this year in college. my room mate had to get his truck fixed so his mom gave him a rental we hotboxed the car to the max by my dorm and then realized that we promised to pick up my other room mate from boston pizza. (where he worked) Anyways when we pulled up and he got in he wanted to know why we werent in the normal truck.. stoned as we were we made up this bs story that we just carjacked some guy cause his caar broke down on the side of the road and that the police were looking for us and after playing it off all the way home and then passing the dorm because we *had to get out of town* and refusing to let him out* HE CALLED THE FUCKING COPS ON HIS CELL!!! long story short we told him we were playing he told us he already called the cops we tripped out and drove home. i go to school in a small town like pop. 5000 anyways on the way home we could here sirens trippiest shit ever.. nothing happened but were not going to do that again. especially play a joke on a pussy who would have snitched on us.. to this day we don't let it down he would have gotten us put in jail!!


oh and as for him they contacted him about the phone call and he got fined for calling in a false emergency lmfao!!
 
youngbuzz101 said:
okay here's my story stupidest thing i ever done while high was this year in college. my room mate had to get his truck fixed so his mom gave him a rental we hotboxed the car to the max by my dorm and then realized that we promised to pick up my other room mate from boston pizza. (where he worked) Anyways when we pulled up and he got in he wanted to know why we werent in the normal truck.. stoned as we were we made up this bs story that we just carjacked some guy cause his caar broke down on the side of the road and that the police were looking for us and after playing it off all the way home and then passing the dorm because we *had to get out of town* and refusing to let him out* HE CALLED THE FUCKING COPS ON HIS CELL!!! long story short we told him we were playing he told us he already called the cops we tripped out and drove home. i go to school in a small town like pop. 5000 anyways on the way home we could here sirens trippiest shit ever.. nothing happened but were not going to do that again. especially play a joke on a pussy who would have snitched on us.. to this day we don't let it down he would have gotten us put in jail!!


oh and as for him they contacted him about the phone call and he got fined for calling in a false emergency lmfao!!
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LMAO! That's hilarious as shit. And the fine for false emergency tops it off.
 
That is some funny shit. I just do the regular cereal in the fridge milk in cupboard deal. If i'm driving i put my blinkers on wayyy to soon, always just enough time to turn em back off for a bit then back on.
 
Alright, don't know if this is the stupidest but gotta be up there. So it's like 10:15-10:25 p.m. and I got to make it to the gas station around the corner before it closes at 11:00 p.m. to get some blunts. So I go outside to switch the cars around in the driveway so that the car I need in the morning is in the back and ready to go. So after I pull both cars out and put back the non-morning car ( thats what I'll call it ) back in the driveway. I drive to the gas station and run in and grab blunts and run back to the car. Take the keys out my pocket and put them in the ignition and try to turn it ( won't turn ). So I'm like wtf? So I spend the next 15-20 minutes trying to figure out why the key won't turn. So finally I'm thinking I need to run back to house and call a tow-truck just as I'm bout to get out the car and start the cold walk home I reach into my pocket and feel another set of keys and realize that I was using the wrong keys. I felt so stupid after that, I hurried up and got out of there
 
mexiblunt said:
That is some funny shit. I just do the regular cereal in the fridge milk in cupboard deal. If i'm driving i put my blinkers on wayyy to soon, always just enough time to turn em back off for a bit then back on.
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I do the blinker thing sometimes.
 
I'm sure I've done stupider things, but here's the one that stands out...

This was back when I was a teenager BTW

I was sitting on the floor next to my girlfriend at the time. We were smoking and listening to some music in her friends bedroom. The usual hanging out with stoner chicks stuff :clap:

So anyhow, I put my arm around her (my gf), but then across the room I saw my girl friend looking back at me - with a look of shock on her face lol

As it turned out I had mistaken her girlfriend for her, and of course she didn't believed that shit! lol :wall:
 
I tore my room apart looking for my lighter only to realize i had it clenched between my TEETH. I've done the whole looking-for-sunglasses-perched-on-my-head thing, but this was worse. I was stoned stupid.
 
i've done many many a stupid thing and lost and searched for lighters my stash keys everything along those lines. but i guess the stupidest thing i ever did was when i was with my mates in the woods many years ago having a fire, smoke and a acid sess.
i had just rolled up a joint and i stood up holding my stash (about 1/2 oz of solids) and lighter in my hand i lit my joint then stood there playing with my hash now dont ask me why but i found out my hash fitted quite snugly into my ear at the same point i realised that my spliff had gone out so i moved my hand/lighter down to light it.. of course as soon as my hand moved my hash fell out of my ear dropped on the floor then kinda rolled/ bounced straight into the embers of the fire where it immediately caught fire and disappeared. naturally i frantically tried to rescue it/ find it while hiding from my mates the real reason why i dropped it, no luck tho that nugget was long gone.. i never told anyone to this day about the time i stuck my hash in my ear
 
Done the whole looking for sunglasses while they were on my head, and the looking for the wallet while its in your pocket. I'm bad with my keys, I really need to find a way to attach them to my hand or something.

Most of the stupid stuff that happens to me I actually set up to happen without realizing it or I forget before it happens... Like I've ordered pizza, went back to playing Xbox, and decided to go buy a hamburger... totally forgetting about the pizza I ordered.

I need a care taker ;) ;)
 
Getting my cat high would be the craziest thing I've done stoned. It was kind of halarious because she was walking really low to the ground and sort of cascading diaganally across the yard slowly. LOL I gotta do it again!
 
lol okay i have another stupid story!!! Back when i was in high school graduating year to be exact... wait up let me hit this bowl
first
 
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