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congo5150 said:
that really hurts my feelings you unoriginal sesame street ass oscar the grouch living in a trash can mother fucker
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It's funny, yesterday I was trying to find new insults by adding the words "assed" and "motherfucker" to innocuous sentences.

Things like:

"You Lego playing assed kid getting under my hooves mother fucker!"

It's a pretty adaptable method of insult. I can't wait til i can get it to flow without effort.

My missus can't wait for me to get bored of it and start treating the kids like humans again....
 
"Excuse me are you from Tennessee?...
Well you're the only ten I see!"

I'm from R.I. no one's from Tennessee. Plus I'm able to get laid...80% of the time, it works every time.
 
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Growan said:
I guess that's a just approach. Like with witches. They gotta get that fair trial right?
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Growan said:
It's funny, yesterday I was trying to find new insults by adding the words "assed" and "motherfucker" to innocuous sentences.

Things like:

"You Lego playing assed kid getting under my hooves mother fucker!"

It's a pretty adaptable method of insult. I can't wait til i can get it to flow without effort.

My missus can't wait for me to get bored of it and start treating the kids like humans again....
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The OP has a certain unique stylized method of turning a phrase; he was Cabbage556 a week or so ago
 
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