Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

Rasta Roy said:
"Do you smoke weed?"

"Wanna go back to my place and smoke some weed?"

Gets laid...

Having drugs and an impressive residence to do drugs in is the best pick up line. Girls don't give a shit about what you think about their looks until after they decide they're attracted to you. Which is usually after you do some level of demonstrating you've got your shit together. Having a supply of weed to share and your own house to hangout (no roommates to cramp your couch game) is usually all the game you need man.

I've never had a problem. I mean, I'm also tall with symmetrical facial features, can cook, went to vocational school for and am a certified medical massage therapist, play all the cool instruments, and run three of my own businesses.

My wife is way hotter than me and she still had to fight through some others lol.

Your success is your best pick up line. They come to you.
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bravo
 
curious2garden said:
What are all the cool instruments?
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The Glockenspiel is pretty cool ... definitely percussion

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Edited after sobering for (!) spelig
 
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heres a good one...

i stay busier than a cucumber in a womans prison...

assuming if they dont eat the cucumber instead they use it as a dildo
 
would you rather have a 500 pound fat guy be on top of you fucking you or have a dog lick your pussy for 5 minutes.

if shes answers dog licking pussy, shes into beastiality so you should stay away from her

on the other hand, if she answers a 500 pound fat guy, shes not vain, not into looks, she may be a keeper :P
 
'you have the prettiest eyes... they're as blue as the water in my toilet!'

'do you believe in love at first sight, or do i need to walk by again?'

'was your daddy a terrorist? cuz baby, you da bomb!'

'was your dad a septic pumper? cuz, damn girl, you're the shit!'

'nice shoes! wanna fuck?'
 
is the blue ocean trapped within your beautiful blue eyes because i want to go swimming in it

are your blue eyes sweet like blueberries? cus i want to eat the fuck out of it
 
cat of curiosity said:
'you have the prettiest eyes... they're as blue as the water in my toilet!'

'do you believe in love at first sight, or do i need to walk by again?'

'was your daddy a terrorist? cuz baby, you da bomb!'

'was your dad a septic pumper? cuz, damn girl, you're the shit!'

'nice shoes! wanna fuck?'
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gonna steal that theyre blue as the water in my toilet line. well done my friend
 
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