Where would you go if you had a time machine?

CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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DWR said:
I'd go back about 2000 years beat the crap out of jesus..... so that the bible never comes out... emmm then i would travel a bit back, to see some dinosaurs, then i would love to be a black knight in the medieval times, chop off some guys head, travel back to 2009, smoke my weed.... wait, i'll go to the mayans, smoke there hash, then i would go to visit the pyramids to see if the humans realy did build it.

then i would go and beat the shit out hitler, emmmm.... kill bin ladens mother...



When i come back apes have taken over the world... OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You would be very disappointed then DWR to find no one there by the name of Jesus. :lol: Pssst....he's a made up character.


The question really is not when or where you would go, but would you survive? If you get too far out of your own time/space, the microbial world will take you down hard and fast. Either you will die of a horrible disease or you will cause horrible disease for anyone you come in contact with.

It's just not possible I'm afraid. By the way all of you knuckleheads trying to score millions by going back 30 years...:lol: Just go back to last weeks lottery drawing....simple and guaranteed.
 
Louis541

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I'd go back to when I was in middleschool and fid every kid that either suckerpunched me, ripped me off, or jumped me and kick the living shit out of each and every one of them and say that I'm my "Older brother"

Then I would go to woodstock. Then go back and invent a bunch of new shit like the blender, Television, bicycle, all kinds of shit then I'd be richer then everyone in here with there measly lottery winnings.

I'd probably live the rest of my life happily in the 60's.
 
CrackerJax

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:lol:

Vonnegut wrote a short story much along the same lines. Guy hires out this high tech vacation where they send him back in time with a guide to shoot a T Rex. The ultimate hunting trip, and everything is calculated out. the T. rex was about to die in some natural accident so it was safe to kill it. Had to stay on a special path so you didn't infect anything. So he gets his kill and it is awesome. When they travel back the world is there but it's not the same. It's all a bit coarser and the language is recognizable but guttural.

Seems the hunter stepped on something and it was stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

Can anyone tell me what it was on his shoe?? :lol:
 
TyroneBiggums

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i would fuck marylin monroe and roundhouse kick lee harvey oswald's punk ass through the 5th floor window of the texas school book depository, little bitch.
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Hey, that didn't take long! :lol:

Yes, exactly true, a butterfly.

Well done Warlord!! Louis, you have to go stand in the corner....."I was going to say the same thing." :mrgreen: JK!! It's all good.

Now have either of you ever read the story?
 
CrackerJax

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Yah, it sorts of leads you into it the way I set up the question. Kurt does a much better job of putting it all together at the end. That guy wrote some amazing material!
 
CrackerJax

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It comes for the Chaos theory, which I'm pretty sure Vonnegut was referencing in his little ditty.

Sort of means that when predicting BIG things, like say, the weather (global warming), one must take into consideration all of the tiny variables in that pattern. The fluttering of the wings of a butterfly in China could create a tornado in Texas. One of the very reasons I doubt the GW bullshiite. We're just not that smart yet.
 
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