CrackerJax
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Maybe he should heed his own shirt and behave a bit better... 
Where would you go if you had a time machine?
- Thread starter BongJuice
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purplekitty7772008
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hmm. this is awesome to think about.
i would go back in time and.....kill.....ok....
give a warning* to certain bitch I don't like.
wait, actually, i would kill her by blunt-force trauma
to the head with brass knucks and strangulation.
I would go back to 5th grade and pass math class.
I would go back in time and steal Bill Gates inventions
and kill him too.
oh what the hell!!!! I would just go anywhere and everywhere in time
and kill people. These are on the list:
Oswald
George Bush Senior and wife (thus no way G.W. Bush is born)
All Rothschilds and Rockerfellers family.
Hitler.
The bitch I mentioned earlier
And I would go back to "Biblical Times" to see if Jesus
is real.
I would go back in time and blaze with Benjamin Franklin.
i would go back in time and.....kill.....ok....
give a warning* to certain bitch I don't like.
wait, actually, i would kill her by blunt-force trauma
to the head with brass knucks and strangulation.
I would go back to 5th grade and pass math class.
I would go back in time and steal Bill Gates inventions
and kill him too.
oh what the hell!!!! I would just go anywhere and everywhere in time
and kill people. These are on the list:
Oswald
George Bush Senior and wife (thus no way G.W. Bush is born)
All Rothschilds and Rockerfellers family.
Hitler.
The bitch I mentioned earlier
And I would go back to "Biblical Times" to see if Jesus
is real.
I would go back in time and blaze with Benjamin Franklin.
BongJuice
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No one can answer that there is'nt.
I've sat down with many kids (ages 13 -23), and asked why they don't believe.
Most of the reasons I heard were.
* They think it's stupid to believe. Like believing Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
* It's trendier to not believe.
* They don't believe because it pisses off their parents.
* They don't believe because it makes them look cool.
It's been 10 years or so since I sat with those kids.
Since then, I really could care less why people don't believe.
For the same reasons why I could care less why people like to watch American Idol.
CrackerJax
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You are just comforted by having a myth in your life.
There's no shame in that. Whatever floats your boat.
There's no shame in that. Whatever floats your boat.
skiskate
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Thats a bad idea in a fast food place, I hope you opened your burger before eating it.
TrynaGroSumShyt
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im black, so i dont think going back in time would be too fun for me in any era.. but i would like to go and see whats craccin with all the bible hooplah.. maybe i'd become a full believer
TrynaGroSumShyt
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part of it is.. i hate heat
.. i guess i could be in africa and collect OLD landrace genetics
TrynaGroSumShyt
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im in sc.. just got mine fixed
CrackerJax
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That makes me think of an interesting dilemma for you.
1.) Go back in the not so distant past and suffer the hardships of a semi closed society, BUT be able to see the strength of the black community and the family structure intact and virile.
OR
2.) Stay here and have more advantages, but suffer the hardships of family disintegration and community disharmony.
TrynaGroSumShyt
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stay in '09 .. i can deal with the shit goin on now, i see it everyday.. but its number 1 that'll fuck wit' me.
CrackerJax
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Okay.... Just checking! 
Just checking!
BongJuice
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So are you.
toastypimp
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Id go back to 1491 and prep the native americans on what the future brings for them if they let Columbus "discover" them.
Then when he shows up the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria wouldn't know what hit em.
Next, using Columbus' boats and the native americans superior tracking and ambush skills (and google earth) we could turn the tables and go do our own "discovering" that would force spain and england and the rest of the world to sign a peace treaty thanks to our strategic allicance with pirates and I would become a kind but very, very strict Supreme Chancellor: Optimus Omega Thundercat IV. Anyone not addressing me as such would be kicked in the nuts, texas titty twistered, or executed depending on my mood which would be broadcase using the standard smilies and updated every minute.
Back home in America (I'd still call it the USA only it would include Canada and Mexico) and with California part of my vast and flourishing territory gold would become the national currency since its actually worth something and you can probably guess what our biggest cash crop export would be.
USA would be an economic juggernaut and of course ultimo super-power and I would totally steal credit for so many inventions and ideas and music until someone assassianted me and then everything would end up pretty much like it is now anyways since most of the shit we have now a days I have no clue how to actually manufacture.
My only hope would be that in the year 2000 we actually had flying cars and fembots and all that futuristic shit we should already have but for some reason don't.
Oh yeah Id bitch slap nostradamus and tell him to just fucking say what he means instead of writing in symbols and shit....then add insult to injury by saying "bet you didn't forsee that comin did you Nostra-dumbass"?
Then when he shows up the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria wouldn't know what hit em.
Next, using Columbus' boats and the native americans superior tracking and ambush skills (and google earth) we could turn the tables and go do our own "discovering" that would force spain and england and the rest of the world to sign a peace treaty thanks to our strategic allicance with pirates and I would become a kind but very, very strict Supreme Chancellor: Optimus Omega Thundercat IV. Anyone not addressing me as such would be kicked in the nuts, texas titty twistered, or executed depending on my mood which would be broadcase using the standard smilies and updated every minute.
Back home in America (I'd still call it the USA only it would include Canada and Mexico) and with California part of my vast and flourishing territory gold would become the national currency since its actually worth something and you can probably guess what our biggest cash crop export would be.
USA would be an economic juggernaut and of course ultimo super-power and I would totally steal credit for so many inventions and ideas and music until someone assassianted me and then everything would end up pretty much like it is now anyways since most of the shit we have now a days I have no clue how to actually manufacture.
My only hope would be that in the year 2000 we actually had flying cars and fembots and all that futuristic shit we should already have but for some reason don't.
Oh yeah Id bitch slap nostradamus and tell him to just fucking say what he means instead of writing in symbols and shit....then add insult to injury by saying "bet you didn't forsee that comin did you Nostra-dumbass"?
CrackerJax
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I have no myth. You need to look up the definition.... you need to look up a lot of things I think.
CrackerJax
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But of course it was disease which wiped out the Indians. You showing up to warn them would have infected them and history would replay out again.
toastypimp
Active Member
Well damn the luck....oh well Ill just pull some dog whisperer shit on the buffalos and together we will form the alliance of hotwings. By the time them there fellers show up we be waiting....and ready to serve them cold beer, great food, and hella fun! All for a price and profit of course.But of course it was disease which wiped out the Indians. You showing up to warn them would have infected them and history would replay out again.
Or to be a total a-hole I could save some injun hotties, put them in plastic bubbles, and open a strip club themed casino. Again, waiting for them to show up and instead of discovering america, they'll discover the lap dance, private show, happy ending massage, and a newfound addiction to gambling in which Ill use to force them into labor workcamps and continue my original time travel wish.
You see my friend when time travel fantasy gives you plague and diesease, you make buffalo wings.