Who cant roll a joint

i can roll a shitty joint but it takes me like 10 minutes lol, surprising because i can roll a fat dutch or cigarello in 2 mins with no problem.
 
took me a bit to get down properly but its really worth the effort. I like taking two zig zags and combining them on an angle and wrapping the second one around the main joint. Kinda looks like a closed cone, or a baseball bat as some call it
 
timeismoney1 said:
Damn i need to go buy some zig zags and practice then
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Practice makes perfect, my wife used to be in the same boat as you. However i got her to roll all joints for a month or so and now my lack of practice is my own demise, that girl and twist up finger sized joints no problem.
 
I never had to learn, always had people who were willing to roll, then i'd let them hit it for a bit, return the favor, but i need to learn
 
Oh. My God.

There are dozens of ways of getting marijuana into your system, but rolling and smoking a good joint is just one of those things, those mandatory ritualistic components of stonerdom.

I'm no veteran but I think I can roll a nice joint as I feel I bloody well should be able to X3
 
i can roll j's and blunts so long as it's a blunt and not one of those cigarillo jobby's... same with papers, i can kill it so long as i have 1.5 wides, but give me the 1's, and i'm screwed.. i can't figure out how to get that first roll without all of that paper to help me.. i'm going to sit down one day with a stack of bud and some narrow papers and figure out what i'm doing wrong though..
i'd love to have someone who knows what's up show me exactly the error of my ways... anyone out there wanting to get down with some deadhead og x the white and is a good teacher, pm me, lol...
 
I cant really roll.. I dont smoke anymore, had to quit a few years back. BUT I do remember forcing myself to roll a shitty joint because i was all alone and no one there to do it for me.. If you just try try and try again.. you'll get it!
 
i roll um up too much....

I have too many roaches to flush down the toilet, or it might clog.... like 70 roaches....I don't want to toss them in the street... so I decided to just burn them all...

big mistake :lol: it looked like a bond fire of ganja smoke... oops hope someone doesn't call the fire department :lol:
 
Hepheastus420 said:
Who needs joints when we got bongs?
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I agree with this. I feel joints are a waste of weed *hides behind couch before im flammed* as you just hold it it just keeps burning. I guess not bad if you have mass amount of pot. But bong and pipes are my choice.

I guess thats why i really never bothered with spliffs
 
timeismoney1 said:
I agree with this. I feel joints are a waste of weed *hides behind couch before im flammed* as you just hold it it just keeps burning. I guess not bad if you have mass amount of pot. But bong and pipes are my choice.

I guess thats why i really never bothered with spliffs
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it really depends.... it's a waste of weed if you try to share a pipe with 6 people... same amount of weed in a joint would work perfectly. time and place, time and place.
 
Just bought my first bong:fire: im 21 and been bongless and poor for to long. Last paycheck i took the rest of $ i had and went to a local glass shop and bought a nice mini bong. I dont regret it.
 
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