Who created Marijuana? God, Devil, Aliens

HarvestFest2010

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I am willing to bet that if we start sucking oil out of alaska, that there will b more earthquakes and shit. U see oil must have some purpose. Really why not to fuel core and lubricate techtonic plates. And we want to suck this all up running around a giant beurocracy? Small town, small business. Office buildings that are about as big as the hospitals within. Slack for profit in the auto industry. And selling fake money and exspensive ideas. Who are the rechid of AIG, of insurer's, the what if devils who only trade earning for fuel in hells fire. And lawyers who make it cost more. Maybe we need to build some pyramids? or some kind of Wonder?
 

CrackerJax

New Member
it depends on if you have a nice rack and are of the female race.. then hell yes
but if you're dude.. it was just a joke bro
I'm a dude and yes it's all good fun. :lol:

I am willing to bet that if we start sucking oil out of alaska, that there will b more earthquakes and shit. U see oil must have some purpose. Really why not to fuel core and lubricate techtonic plates. And we want to suck this all up running around a giant beurocracy? Small town, small business. Office buildings that are about as big as the hospitals within. Slack for profit in the auto industry. And selling fake money and exspensive ideas. Who are the rechid of AIG, of insurer's, the what if devils who only trade earning for fuel in hells fire. And lawyers who make it cost more. Maybe we need to build some pyramids? or some kind of Wonder?
You need to get back in school, and if you are in school already, you need to transfer to a better one. :lol: Lawdy....


out. :blsmoke:
 

satica

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You know when they find all 12 crystal skulls and then the message in might be like this:

you humans have Had marijuana handy in your planet to make peace , but you were crazy enough to make a WAR of it.
 

DWR

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You know when they find all 12 crystal skulls and then the message in might be like this:

you humans have Had marijuana handy in your planet to make peace , but you were crazy enough to make a WAR of it.

baicly what i wrote.......... :bigjoint:
 

satica

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baicly what i wrote.......... :bigjoint:
JUST MADE YOUR STATEMENT CRYSTALIZED .

Personally I believe about aliens and I take their presence seriously.I dont however think Marijuna has anything to do with Aliens. its the brain food or lets say it is the mind dessert. But if Aliens can smoke and enjoy Marijuna then they will certainly enjoy it a lot.

or they may have their special hemps of theirs .

Yours
 

Tib420

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If their is a higher being then he created the world, but if we think marijuana is bad then shouldn't we all being going to hell even the people who smoked it a million years ago, can't be all bad if it helps people medically I mean where does the government get their logic?
 

DWR

Well-Known Member
JUST MADE YOUR STATEMENT CRYSTALIZED .

Personally I believe about aliens and I take their presence seriously.I dont however think Marijuna has anything to do with Aliens. its the brain food or lets say it is the mind dessert. But if Aliens can smoke and enjoy Marijuna then they will certainly enjoy it a lot.

or they may have their special hemps of theirs .

Yours
:mrgreen: yes, we in the hilly billys of the universe man..

Just imagin whats going on somewhere else, where its not hilly billy land.. !

:eyesmoke::mrgreen:
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
That's why we never see aliens, they're smart enough to stay away from such a primative war-like species. I can't say that I blame them.





:mrgreen: yes, we in the hilly billys of the universe man..

Just imagin whats going on somewhere else, where its not hilly billy land.. !

:eyesmoke::mrgreen:
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Exactly.... one other thing. Space travel as we have already found out is an EXTREMELY difficult endeavor. Just to the moon mind you, 250k miles. Chump change distance wise.

A species which could travel out here to the sticks would be beyond our imagining. Truly if one showed up, more than likely our primitive instincts would make us do a united wet the pants. Urine everywhere... :lol:

On another more complicating note is time and time lines. We may have already missed the more advanced species in our galaxy. For all we know a galactic armageddon has already taken place and no one swung by to let us know about it. There are so many factors AGAINST visitation, that my just "wanting" it is not able to overcome my "logic' of it.

I do keep a strapped leg urinal on 24/7 tho......just in case :mrgreen:


out. :blsmoke:
 

satica

Well-Known Member
Exactly.... one other thing. Space travel as we have already found out is an EXTREMELY difficult endeavor. Just to the moon mind you, 250k miles. Chump change distance wise.

A species which could travel out here to the sticks would be beyond our imagining. Truly if one showed up, more than likely our primitive instincts would make us do a united wet the pants. Urine everywhere... :lol:

On another more complicating note is time and time lines. We may have already missed the more advanced species in our galaxy. For all we know a galactic armageddon has already taken place and no one swung by to let us know about it. There are so many factors AGAINST visitation, that my just "wanting" it is not able to overcome my "logic' of it.

I do keep a strapped leg urinal on 24/7 tho......just in case :mrgreen:


out. :blsmoke:
In my mind I can imagine a species smarter than us, species which makes way less mistake than human being, a specie who learns from the History and one is mistake is enough for them .

Then, sometimes i say to myself when I can imagine then why not somewhere else they really exist.
is such a specie impossible to exist?

It is too late just to focus on their presence ,

I wana know why they are afraid of direct contact? is it something wrong with them or us?
 

CrackerJax

New Member
I certainly can get behind a species smarter than us, since I don't think we are smart at all. There is nothing for us to compare ourselves with. However, smartness doesn't mean longevity of said species. Dino's ruled the earth for 60 million years with brains the size of a walnut.

The mirror is our worst enemy.

The question is of course WHY would an alien species be interested in earth at all? What if they came down (finally) and were only interested in the dolphins? man couldn't handle it... :lol:

out. :blsmoke:
 

satica

Well-Known Member
:clap: that dolphn thing was really funny,

what if alien do the same thing American did to Indians?:!::!:

or they were ready to come then they said ok lets give this Obama Guy a chance ...............
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Actually it was the non domestication of animals which did in the American Indians more than anything else. Their fates were sealed before anyone else showed up. That's life in the big Darwinian city. Wrong turns can lead to dead ends. Which brings us full circle back to Obama... :mrgreen:

So long and thanks for all the fish!!

out. :blsmoke:
 

kronicsmurf

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In my opinion God created the good ganja:) but hey thats my belief i don't think anyone here would argue the fact that it is indeed Good:):leaf:
 

davalaban

Active Member
What the hell is with all the talk of aliens and the Garden of Eden?

Everyone knows Darwin evolutionized weed out of some magic beans when he visited the Galapogos Islands. From there, he brought it to Asia, but the Asian Emperors saw it as a threat. They called upon the Great Elemental Time Warp to transplant the cannabis into the distant past where they were found a million years earlier by cavemen. Since then, people have been cross breeding it with other plants (blueberry, strawberry) to get better flavor. The rest is history.

:dunce:
 

ellpwnzj00

Active Member
lol since your all on the talk of aliens i ask anyone who doesnt believe have you ever looked up at the sky? you would be suprised depending on where you live what you might see, i live next to an experimental weapons base out here in cali and its a rarity NOT to see a ufo flying irradically about in the air come night time i cant even begin to count how many ive seen and i know what our different military crafts look like they fly by 24/7 with satellites, unmanned drones,cargo planes, attack helicopters, etc, no their not god but theyve had a hand at creating us theres no doubt, they watch over us because we could destroy in mere seconds what took them millions of year to help form and sustain, to create a planet for intelligent (or unintelligent) life forms to evolve upon
 

HarvestFest2010

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Yea, maybe we are breeding stock. Maybe a fad to crossbread. Maybe stem cell research ban lift may see more funky lights in the sky. Its funny that people don't have the attension span to just look. For most of my life i never saw a shooting star, then after looking a little i've seen alot. The triangle things in the sky may be really measuring the atmospherical elements? Remember the space elevator idea. For financial reason alone this kinda shit stays secret other then the occasional..."we're thinking about doing this" I have seen the donut cloud rings for the "?" several times......and the sound....and the fact that it is so high up and you gotta kow con trails to see the difference. I am 100% cofident that the UN is doing what is best for humanity. The people against the UN want to live in the stone age. I wish there could be some kind of third party agreement that made sence and guarunteed isolationism. Too bad those people will just ot follow any rules that are made by anyone but they're jihad profiting warlords.....hmmm never thought of it that way, did you. Sucks for the pawns on each side. Always does.
 

ANC

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What the hell is with all the talk of aliens and the Garden of Eden?

Everyone knows Darwin evolutionized weed out of some magic beans when he visited the Galapogos Islands. From there, he brought it to Asia, but the Asian Emperors saw it as a threat. They called upon the Great Elemental Time Warp to transplant the cannabis into the distant past where they were found a million years earlier by cavemen. Since then, people have been cross breeding it with other plants (blueberry, strawberry) to get better flavor. The rest is history.

:dunce:

Lol, dude, you realy should post more... you're funney..
 

Cannabolic

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well in the bible it says that god produced every herb yeilding seed. so i'd say god. but its just like every other plant that got here. its no diffrient. and plus there are other plants that get you high. i.e. opiates,shrooms, salvia,coca,Datura
 
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