Who is Fdd anyway?

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can.i.buz

can.i.buz

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One time fdd stayed at a 5 star hotel in San Francisco. The prices were so high and the service was so bad, he slammed the revolving door on his way out.
 
apasunee

apasunee

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I heard he topped his manhood like his plants and now he can have sex with two women at once, and sexually gratify them the same way at the same time...
 
LedZeppelin8906

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Some say Fdd discovered Marijuana, during his visits to Central Asia way back before 5000 BC; for enlightenment he walked without sleep through the mountains of Kashmir ( he inspired the Led Zeppelin song Kashmir ) and the Himilayas. After 7 days and 7 nights delirious he fell to his knees, and was going to give up. But then a ray of sun shone to what lay infront of him. A seedling, he tended the seedling with his last sips of water and took it. He planted it on sacred ground and it became the Tree of Life; he learned from the Buddhists how to re-incarnate himself and he tended to the plant through the ages; his path can be traced through history, he practically invented the irrigation system and showed the Mesopotamians and Egyptians how to grow food, and was present when the concept of Agriculture was created bongsmilie
 
pinkus

pinkus

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ok so it's parables about FDD now~ he lives in a hole at the bottom of a cold dark lake, and only comes out to watch Colbert and tend his plants. :twisted:
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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The weed they found in an old ancient artifact was tested and came back with a positive I.D. , results showed what was expected, the colas laying next to the mummy was indeed the strain refered to as 'hijack'....
 
can.i.buz

can.i.buz

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I heard that FDD has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states just to legally wear pants.
 
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