who is InstantCoffee?
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killemsoftly
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Thank you sir.
Is that some kind of 'new math' lol
No dude, I'm a guy. Sorry, no pics. lol
I was doing that song by The Human League. it was part of the 80's tribute.
InstantCoffee
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So down the street, there is this bbw latina chick working at the minimart. I ask her around Valentines to go out for coffee. She gave me here digits, I called her, and after a coupla minutes she say she don't like middle eastern guys, cause they are players. I told her I swear I'm just a big dork, and I'm not like that. Well... Yesterday I go to the mart(she work am shift) to buy my cigs. I asked why she so racist, she say she just busy at work. She then agreed to text me at around 2am to chat it up. I waited all night, and nothing. I just went back to buy zags, and I asked why she didn't text me. She said she was busy. Again she said she would text me within the next 15 min, it has been 3 hours. Is she fucking with my heart, or what dudes? Am I being too desperate? I acted very confident, maybe I was overdoing it? As they say, if at first you don't succeed, try try try again right? sorry about punctuation. good night I love everyone in the whole world I'm a new person reborn turned a new leaf the truth shall set you free it is a beggars pride he is not a thief patience is a virtue
Ok, my offer still stands.
killemsoftly
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What was the offer again...
The moment is over. I would not fuck you. I'm not gay and I wouldn't be if I fucked you. Men can fuck other other men and not be gay. Bnb told me this.
killemsoftly
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he is a sage, i hear.
Sorry to ruin the moment. In all honesty i'm still 'butt hurt' from duking in politics. Very rough crowd over their.
I know, I try to stay out of there.