tip top toker
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about 50 quid a week 
Who is the wealthiest person on RIU?
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Padawanbater2
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I agree. I was just curious to see who made the most money (material wealth), and what they had to do to get it. We got any millionaires that brows through RIU?
bajafox
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Great post, that's all I have too, and a new puppy
My wife always jokes that I would make a shitty millionaire because the things I want are too modestI wake up on the finest trillion count thread silk made from imported Silk Worms off the coast of Bora Bora. The first thing i do is take a golden piss...not the color but my urine actually contain gold flakes as i recently underwent an out patient surgery to have my urethra lined with gold from King Tut's tomb. After that i take a bath in Fiji water while my taint is tounge scrubbed by Mason Moore, Priya Rai, & Gianna Micheals. That usually builds quite the appetite so after that i eat a breakfast of T-Rex eggs (had to bribe a Chinese consolate to get them but goddamn are they worth it!) and free range grass fed organic buffalo steaks topped with Crushed Diamond Salt prepared by Bobby Flay & Mario Batali...all that before 9am, id say im pretty damn wealthy.
BakedinBC
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i think everyone can understand this to a point, but untill you actually HAVE wealth, material wealth is always wanted, its almost a self actualization that is required to enjoy that aspect of life... if that makes sense.
STZ
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Lol hilarious. "Two reasons why I put diamonds on everything I eat - one, cuz its the ballerest shit you can do to your food. And two, because it makes my dookie twinkle mang!"
MixedMelodyMindBender
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Oh your related to 37 1/2 cent and Lil Wayne. It bloody obvious! They Rap( does that stand for Retards Attempting Poetry?) about the same shit...Any chance you smack a ho while Farting Gold Pixie Dust like a Chamillionare ?
how silly, someone of my wealth only farts the finest PLATINUM pixie dust
MixedMelodyMindBender
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Word. As rich as 50 and lil wayne are, I am sure I would fart out Platinum pixie dust as well
Don Gin and Ton
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i have a wicked lady a tent full of babes money to go eat drink when i want a big tv and a fam that love me. im one of the wealthiest guys i know
StonedBlownSkiller
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Gotta agree. It dont go with ya when ur gone.....I dont need mad money....Thats what pawn shops are for......hahaha.....I do construction so I am building my own home in like 2 years...Me and two guys from the crew. No better feeling than living in your own home that YOU built. I dont care how much it cost. Mo Money Mo Problems.....hahaha
Don Gin and Ton
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amen stonedblown!
tip top toker
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To a certain degree, having no money meaning no home, food or clean clothing, certainly that is an issue, but if i have enough money to grow/buy cannabis, buy my groceries pay my bills, and keep my car on the road, well that's me pretty much sorted. Sure i wouldn't mind a Mercades AMG, but i can make do without just fine.
kether noir
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wealth can can be relative. i claim to be the wealthiest.
Don Gin and Ton
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Don Gin and Ton
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buy yourself a seadoo n think your young faded to bleeezy......
gonna be 100 today. i'm on my way to the lake to bury some of my gold.
Don Gin and Ton
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your sig says it all man. richer than me.