why are some pets just dumb

halfloaf

halfloaf

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i have two dogs a black and a golden labrador it may not be some pets may just be the males as mine the golden one is a funkin dumb ass.

i cant let him of the lead when out walking them even more so at night as he runs into trees not just skiny ones you may not see in the dark but big old ones.

we have a park near where i live its got a good wooded area you can walk around and not see many people its good place to smoke we were there bruce runnig around

like fukwit spots this old man runs the guy over now he was about 60 trying to help him while pisin my self laughing the old man was not amused my dumass dog

didnt mean to hurt the man just wanted to say hellow the last time he got of the lead he ate a golf ball i did not see him eat it but later that day he did not seem him self

by morning i thought he was going to die got him to the vets they xrayed him and found the ball it cost £450 to get that out love them to bits my bitch is brite as a

button so it may just be us males would like to hear about your dumbass pets
 

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Total Head

Total Head

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my cat runs around the house slapping and biting at his tail. when he catches it he bites it hard and screams bloody murder and hisses about it. it's pretty funny. he spends a lot of time out of every day trying to fuck up his tail.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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My dog collects rocks. Large ones. Small ones. Rough ones. Smooth ones. Doesn't matter. He has a huge collection in his dog house. Weird ass dog.
 
halfloaf

halfloaf

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my bitch likes plastick juce bottles cant walk past one without her picking it up and my male likes to piss on plastick bags even if hes not needing to piss he still stops and cocks his leg over them dumbass dog
 
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tellno1

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A pair of good looking ones I will say..

I have a couple of boneheads too ... both males, trouble with them is they think they are little wee puppies, not the 80lb mutts they are. Knocking people around is part of their daily routine when I walk them down the sidewalk ( live in the city and heading for the park ) . But really laugh when they goose unsuspecting ladies :grin: when we are waiting to cross the street.

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But sometimes they worry me when they have a hint of intelligence .. haha
 
lokie

lokie

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My dog watches TV. Not just the animals on commercials or sometimes animal planet.
He watches the news and sitcoms, what ever we watch he does too.

The JG Wentworth Opera commercials really piss him off.
 
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CannabisShaolin

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It's not male dogs. My dog is really smart and is still a puppy. Just turned a year. He is a pitbull, maybe mixed
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halfloaf

halfloaf

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pitbulls are one of the most inbred dogs you can bye and thus makes them unstable as a bread good working dogs but not pets as they are bread for aggresion as the name pit bull they are for keeping bulls in line if you have to keep a 2ton animal in check and you are that small you got have a screw loos somware not dising you having one but thats what the bread is for

by inbred i mean every bread can be traced back to one breeding pair
 
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johnnyblunt

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dogs are only as smart as thier owners ,what i mean is if you spend alot of time with them and play and teach them they will display a smart attitude or on the other hand if you just feed them and let them out to pee then that is all they will know . dogs are a very socialable animal they need leadership you are either a leader or just thier play thing and from the sounds of your animals you all are not leaders
 
halfloaf

halfloaf

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heres a game we used to play at my grans with her dog but you gota watch your self when playing it try to go first we caled it touching the dogs arse remember i was a kid at the time
you just had to well touch the dogs arse after a few times it pisted it of thats when you had to be quick lol
 
curious2garden

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halfloaf said:
....snip.......i cant let him of the lead when out walking them even more so at night as he runs into trees not just skiny ones you may not see in the dark but big old ones.
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Please get the dog's eyes checked with the veterinarian. Dog's don't normally run into trees.
 
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