why would my ex not wanna kick it?

Commander Strax · Jan 28, 2014

[h=1]why would my ex not wanna kick it?[/h]
Your Dick??

SunnyJim · Jan 28, 2014

Hi OP, SunnyJim here. I'm a massive fan of your work.

Ever considered starting a blog? Maybe call it something edgy, like "Noob and his daily quest for Boob."

anzohaze · Jan 28, 2014

Hi dylan this is your ex you should take advise from these guys on that riu website if you would just listen to me and take advantage of me while alloying your riu friends to ride the train we can get back together I want you to be forecful though. Choke me slap me call me your bitch. Be the man dylan be the man show would its like.

mr sunshine · Jan 28, 2014

Hey Dylan what are you doing tonight ?wanna kick it?

dangerlow · Jan 28, 2014

NoobgrowerLbc said:
She pretty much caught me cheating because she had her friend hit on me and i failed. After confronting me i ended the relationship. I ignored her for 1 day than called her. We talked for 5 hours, longest i ever spoke to her. She still want to be friends so i invited her to hang out. She said she does not mind hanging out but doesn't feel ready yet. She didn't seem mad at me so W.T.F. is her reason? She does not want me to fix anything either.

Not to sound like a dick myself, but your a f'ing Dick...A Grade A Richard Cranium we have here... Honestly she is a bitch because she set you up, but at least she had reason to be suspicious because she was right. You should leave her be, count your losses and learn from the mistakes in your past. Even if she did decide to hang out with you, the relationship will never be the same, and honestly it's 100% your fault.

white1340 · Jan 28, 2014

Jelouse women are so predictable. The whole problem here is that you broke up with her before she had a chance to can your ass. Trust me, tell her that you want the two of you to really give it a fair try again and really seem sincere. Without a doubt she will give you a harsh ending to your relationship immediately. You just beat her to the punch dude, and she can't stand it!
I should open an office and charge for this shit.

dangerlow · Jan 28, 2014

white1340 said:
Jelouse women are so predictable. The whole problem here is that you broke up with her before she had a chance to can your ass. Trust me, tell her that you want the two of you to really give it a fair try again and really seem sincere. Without a doubt she will give you a harsh ending to your relationship immediately. You just beat her to the punch dude, and she can't stand it!
I should open an office and charge for this shit.

Shouldn't you be Ironing your Canadian Tuxedo for your date tonight?

curious2garden · Jan 28, 2014

Singlemalt said:
I really love this shit

We all do

Unclebaldrick said:
Oh, damn. I keep mixing up my noobgrowers and Dylan's. Am I the only one?

Dude, you cheated on her for all intents and purposes. With her friend? After she bought you racing gas (I hear that shit's pricey)? Seriously, she sounds as if she has something normal happening in her brain.

If you did this before being intimate with racing-gas girl, you still have a chance. Fall back on man's inability to think when horny and tell her it was her fault for having her friend come on to ou. If not, you're done with girls #1 (sorry). How hot is the friend and do you think you have a shot?

Or she needs Magnesium.

Let's see if I can keep my shit in order today. I've not done so well the past few.

(1) No you're not the only one:
(2) Inda was given the racing gas as a gift from the girl (mean bitch), he broke up with in a scheming way worthy of a cheerleading blonde! (that boy has game!)

(3) He's taking the mechanical route to clear it out, apparently.

LOL

Oh and I'll see your magnesium and raise you a lactulose

MrEDuck · Jan 28, 2014

Man this shit always confuses me. Why is it so hard to talk about these things rather than playing jealous manipulative games?
From my perspective you're both wrong. She set a trap and you walked into it despite knowing she wasn't going to be ok with you hooking up with her friend. You don't need to be Admiral Ackbar to figure that one out...

shrxhky420 · Jan 28, 2014

Fuck dude you have 3 months till junior prom... forget this bitch and ask that cute girl in your 3rd period.
Times a tickin'
SH420

anzohaze · Jan 28, 2014

shrxhky420 said:
Fuck dude you have 3 months till junior prom... forget this bitch and ask that cute girl in your 3rd period.
Times a tickin'
SH420

Umm excuse me I am not in his 3rd period class I am in is 5th period class get it right next time thanks and tell dylan to quit being a pussy

LetsGetCritical · Jan 28, 2014

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nittygrittydirt · Jan 28, 2014

Rubberneckers all of ya!
Lol

MojoRison · Jan 28, 2014

Damn, thought I heard clayton's voice, maybe I'm hearing things because I've been stoned since I got up.

Unclebaldrick · Jan 28, 2014

Has anybody suggested revenge porn yet?

nittygrittydirt · Jan 28, 2014

Unclebaldrick said:
Has anybody suggested revenge porn yet?

Yes pics have previously been requested

hempyninja309 · Jan 28, 2014

I hit it without a rub n she love it!

Unclebaldrick · Jan 28, 2014

nittygrittydirt said:
Yes pics have previously been requested

Not sure if explicit pix were tho.

mr sunshine · Jan 28, 2014

LetsGetCritical said:

Lmfao that made me laugh. I would rep you but I got to spread some around first!

BigEasy1 · Jan 28, 2014

Give her a good butt fuckin' and she'll be alright in the morning.

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