Win a date with Pinworm

Unclebaldrick

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Feb 20, 2015

• #1

Yes! Submit your essay on why you should win a date with Pinworm.

 

Indagrow

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Feb 20, 2015

• #2

We would fit in each other.

 

Growan

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Feb 20, 2015

• #3

Weeeeeell. Firstly, I pioneered the @Pinworm thread.

That is all. Thank you.

 

Skuxx

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Feb 20, 2015

• #4

Unclebaldrick said:

Yes! Submit your essay on why you should win a date with Pinworm.

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I submit Mr. Sunshine

 

Unclebaldrick

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Feb 20, 2015

• #5

Skuxx said:

I submit Mr. Sunshine

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That is a compelling argument.

 

see4

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Feb 20, 2015

• #6

To whom it may concern,

The following essay is to illustrate why I should be chosen to date Pinworm. And can only be metaphorically portrayed through the art of video.

I want to sincerely thank you for you time. And I want you to look at my flaccid erection.

Good day,
see4.

 

Blue Wizard

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Feb 20, 2015

• #7

This isn't some sort of scam is it? Usually when something is too good to be true it actually is.

 

curious2garden

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Staff member

Feb 20, 2015

• #8

10/15

 

Metasynth

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Feb 20, 2015

• #9

I won the date last year. He took me to a brothel and made me line up and undress for all the men that came through...Then, when one man finally chose me, Pinworm was a dear and handled all the money...All I had to do was suck the stranger off, and Pinny ended up buying me a cheezburgr!

 

see4

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Feb 20, 2015

• #10

Metasynth said:

I won the date last year. He took me to a brothel and made me line up and undress for all the men that came through...Then, when one man finally chose me, Pinworm was a dear and handled all the money...All I had to do was suck the stranger off, and Pinny ended up buying me a cheezburgr!

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Dyna Ryda

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Feb 20, 2015

• #11

I'll swallow

 

Blue Wizard

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Feb 20, 2015

• #12

Any winners yet? My prostate is throbbing with anticipation.

 

Garden Boss

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Feb 20, 2015

• #13

@Pinworm
I have 1 ruffie and a couple frozen bean n' cheese burritos.... what will this yield?

 

overgrowem

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Feb 20, 2015

• #14

Is the Worm a He, She, or It???

 

Hierthanu

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Feb 20, 2015

• #15

Pinworm likes BIG BUDS, I'm a BIG BUD,DY.

 

Geronimo420

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Feb 20, 2015

• #16

win a date with Pinworm & wake up dizzy the next morning with your underwear put the wrong way in and a slight pain in the butt

 

UncleBuck

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Feb 20, 2015

• #17

Hierthanu said:

Pinworm likes BIG BUDS, I'm a BIG BUD,DY.

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you remind me of something that won't flush.

 

Unclebaldrick

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Feb 20, 2015

• #18

Geronimo420 said:

win a date with Pinworm & wake up dizzy the next morning with your underwear put the wrong way in and a slight pain in the butt

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Slight?

 

tytheguy111

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Feb 20, 2015

• #19

I should win because.........

I have no HIGHLIGHTS to write about good thing people HIGHLIGHT stuff they should remember so they dont forget when they are HIGH after they LIGHT up




I leave secret messages in 25% of my posts just like this one

 

Hookabelly

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Feb 20, 2015

• #20

My foot fits the golden slipper