bu$hleaguer
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Dude you keep taunting me with that fucking bulbous erection bullshits. Give me the fucking hog tip already, I want to see that fucking veiny pork sword.
Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS
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panhead
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See your Purple knob sticks in peoples mind like a sweet pair of titties & they remember.
us folk with erectile dysfunction or ugly hags get forgot quick 
ive had this avatar up for 7 yrs i might pull out the 1st one just to see if anybody remembers me from back when riu was new .
see4
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lahadaextranjera
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Slappin hips? Do you mean in your scenario or mine? I can assure you that I was well within my right to call her out. Otherwise I wouldn't have done it.
april
Pickle Queen
I got some of her nude pics sent to me...and Urca 's. ..ewwww and so many others...at one point we all dropped our pants and posted under pant pics....lol but I'm sure the person in question deserved all she got..poor gal just needed a helmet and some fuzzy stickers...bat shit crazy she was...
bluntmassa1
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Hey!! where the fuck are the titties??
see4
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if you didn't have a boyfriend, i'd offer to make sweet sweet love to your vagina.
panhead
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Shit i gots feelings & i'll be the 1st to admit it , just cause were on the www dont mean we should be dicks & fuk each other over, i used to fight with Fdd alot in the early yrs then we made nice & its been a happier place for me , ive had my button pushed here before when some member brought my wife into the convo to make a point , had we been in the same town i'd of got my old ass whoppedMe? Feel? Ha
broseph...my heart is so cold I have less feeling left than @bu$hleaguer 's asshole. Have you seen what he puts up there?
Flaming Pie
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Ahh boob wars. I got so much rep with little messages attached.Nakedness. We had some kinda who has the best tits on riu and in two days or three days that it was running for we had a rediculous number of views. Thats when rainbow was around and before flaming pie had her baby. But i guess there was drama in there too. The girls got catty as usual and ya, it may have even gotten closed lol lots of boobs though. I think granny weed may have even posted her cans lol and they were spectacular.
I generally read RIU to put myself to sleep on nights I'm not getting laid.
I remember @grannyweed scolding me for being so open with my talks.. But I was like, I'm tired I'm horny, my hormones are going crazy ND this is the internet. Fuck it.
lahadaextranjera
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Lol! The boob war days! I don't remember granny putting you to rights though! That must've been a classic. A well remembered thread!!
We should really consider a Boob Wars reunion one day, for science purposes!
Flaming Pie
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I know who you are talking about now..Something like that where she'd post drawings & artwork of wolves , she was like 105 lbs , 5 ft 2 & light skinned with lil B cup breasteses , she was heavily into cosplay & was bi as hell , unmentionable showed up in her threads too & ruined everything right before we were promised pics of her making out with her home girl .
I had a purple throbber like see4 & was waiting on those make out pics till unmentionable came in & gave me flaccid penis
There were a couple hot chicks I used to chat up back when my gender was anonymous.
They all moved on for various reasons. Greener pastures, trolls, etc.
Flaming Pie
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That's so sad and hilarious at the same time.Yo if i acted like me on here you guys wouldn't even give me the time of day (tf does that mean anyways). I had to invent a whole new persona just to get 3,200 likes on here, and even after 7 years of hardcore trolling people still say shit like "You're new here" to me...how would you feel?
You fuckers are funny.
panhead
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Nope its as much my fault as it is yours that shit got outta hand bro , i'll take my share of the blame & walk away head hung low , i like to joke & pull stupid shit for fun but i dont like to hurt ANYBODIES feelings & i dont think your about that either , it makes me feel bad about myself & im too old for that , we went too far & hurt @april feelings .Sorry ayr0n. Me and panhead just kinda accidently incited a riot by having our wires crossed. Mostly me. But you know
Looking back its easy to see how we got Yessica confused where she had to even ask wtf we were talkin about , we went way too far imo .
Weather by accident or on purpose its all the same , we made a member feel bad & that makes me feel bad , i know i learned a lesson that if we cant name names its not a topic we should discuss ,we've been here since the site went online & have the advantage of yrs worth of info others dont .
Were both dicks & should stand in the corner for an hour
Alienwidow
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Alright man, im in the corner, with an open bottle of apple crown and a gravity bong right now! Lets fucking parrrrtyyyyyy!Nope its as much my fault as it is yours that shit got outta hand bro , i'll take my share of the blame & walk away head hung low , i like to joke & pull stupid shit for fun but i dont like to hurt ANYBODIES feelings & i dont think your about that either , it makes me feel bad about myself & im too old for that , we went too far & hurt @april feelings .
Looking back its easy to see how we got Yessica confused where she had to even ask wtf we were talkin about , we went way too far imo .
Weather by accident or on purpose its all the same , we made a member feel bad & that makes me feel bad , i know i learned a lesson that if we cant name names its not a topic we should discuss ,we've been here since the site went online & have the advantage of yrs worth of info others dont .
Were both dicks & should stand in the corner for an hour
Alienwidow
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omg i missed you! I hope everythings well with the fam and your man with the nice ass. Im still recovering from danks freebe giveaway for subscribtions. Every strain that dummy cave me hermed. I got another herm from another member i wont say who, (but you know who you are) i finally just bought some beans. Im growing giant pumpkins this year, hoping for a two hundred plus pounder hehehe, well see how it goes
panhead
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Stupid ass parents shoulda got rid of the snake after it ate their dog wtf ?
That Burmese reminds me of the snakes & reptiles we had yrs ago , we had a 12 to 14 ft Burmese that ate baby pigs , an Albino Burmese over 10 ft that ate Flemish Giant Rabbits , both were super friendly , we also had a 12 ft Reticular Python that was viscous & would strike hard , we had alot of other reptiles but the coolest was our carnivorous frog we named Chopper , fat bastard looked like a green bloated pancake with a mouth full of sharp little teeth & was poisonous, i cant remember its scientific name but kids called em Pac Man frogs & would lick their body & have a psychedelic experience .
Damm things attack like mini pit bulls & wont let go .
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