Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

3744 Views, I'm impressed.

Not too many people seemed pissed about the misleading title. OR they were and all cock shots and death threats have been removed...

I also thought I was going to be coming into just a rain of semen. You kids are all growns up!

Or HEAVILY moderated...

I'm pleased about the thread count!

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Craftybiatch said:
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those look tasty flaming pie will tell you, not from experience obviously, that i dont know how to eat beaver. Ive never learned unfortunatly. I know, tragic..
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I'm in. :lol:.
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Well ill take you there one day. Just the two of us on the memory lane train, lost in space and time. To a world of rainbows and sunni days, well maybe well bring yessica too. After all she knows how to pull some views...HUH!!! Ya she does!
 
Alienwidow said:
those look tasty flaming pie will tell you, not from experience obviously, that i dont know how to eat beaver. Ive never learned unfortunatly. I know, tragic..

Well ill take you there one day. Just the two of us on the memory lane train, lost in space and time. To a world of rainbows and sunni days, well maybe well bring yessica too. After all she knows how to pull some views...HUH!!! Ya she does!
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Bring some dabs, eh ? I'm needing to come down before going to bed.
 
see4 said:
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Gawd was he a bloated pig .

An eskimo would club his fat ass with a lead filled snow shoe for the seal blubber .
 
Yessica... said:
3744 Views, I'm impressed.

Not too many people seemed pissed about the misleading title. OR they were and all cock shots and death threats have been removed...

I also thought I was going to be coming into just a rain of semen. You kids are all growns up!

Or HEAVILY moderated...

I'm pleased about the thread count!

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Well you enlisted the help of a professional view/post getter......this guy...... We make a pretty good team, we could go places kid, you lure em in and ill gettem talking. You just hit the like buttons on all their posts and if they stop showin up ill start some fights again to get a major rager of views.

Oh and you gotta be careful what you say. Did you say a rain of semen? Your crazy, but maybe the rain will miss us. :o
 
I remember seeing magazines at work that had the nipples airbrushed out.

I think they got rid of the nipple ones so they could hire women.
 
Yessica... said:
3744 Views, I'm impressed.

Not too many people seemed pissed about the misleading title. OR they were and all cock shots and death threats have been removed...

I also thought I was going to be coming into just a rain of semen. You kids are all growns up!

Or HEAVILY moderated...

I'm pleased about the thread count!

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There was some heavy moderation across the board last night. I think your title might have been partially to blame.
 
ayr0n said:
just kinda gently use your teeth to compliment your tongue, dnt literally bite the clit bro. slowly work your way around the outer labia, with ice cream in mind, and keeping a finger or something (vibrator?) pressed inside the clitoral hood while you make your way with your tongue into the inner labia and then slowly back out again. Gentle strokes in varying patterns - careful not to get lost in the moment. You don't want to go just jabbing your tongue in and out or slobbering all over. Definitely don't rush it. Take your time, and reap your reward. Play your cards right n u'll be king of the swing set

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Alienwidow said:
those look tasty flaming pie will tell you, not from experience obviously, i dont know how to eat beaver. Ive never learned unfortunatly. I know, tragic..
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Listen to her body:
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And all things shall be wet.


Remember to inspect the region thoroughly before placing your face near it. Some beavers can appear safe at first glance, but underneath that fur could be unimaginable amounts of festering parasitic infectious legions.
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If everything checks out, then get to work. You can probably get away with raw dawgn it purely based off of visual observation. Just to be safe.
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Source: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/
 
For a thread that started about wondering why lurkers lurk - there haven't been many shout outs from the darkness...

What's happening creep shows?

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